Captain America vs. Silver Surfer (with a twist)

Cap has to either KO, incapacitate Surfer or simply last an hour in a fight against him.

Pure hand-to-hand. No energy blasts or anything, melee combat only (though Steve can still throw his shield, if he wishes to).

No board for Surfer.

Who wins?

Surfer is a lot stronger than Cap, how is this a fight?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer is a lot stronger than Cap, how is this a fight?

Cap wrecks him JBL cries to his step mom

Originally posted by abhilegend
Surfer is a lot stronger than Cap, how is this a fight?

He has no speed or skill.

Cap's been fighting Class 100 threats since like forever and doing more than okay.

For an hour?

Yes. So Surfer actually gets a chance of winning this.

Norrin is one of the worst fighters in the Marvel Universe.

Cap is an excellent defensive fighter with low meta physicals, superb fighting skills, acrobatics training and indestructible shield capable of absorbing the impact of Class 100 blows.

Not sure if serious here.

I am.

You need a list of ultra-powerful foes Cap has beaten, hurt or at least stalled?

Surfer is very limited in this thread. Close combat is not his forte (never has been).

Will his stamina last for an hour ducking and dodging the Surfers blows, SS probably wouldn't tire as quickly.

Again Cap can definitely evade SS punches for awhile and rain a lot more punches on Surfer, but even with the shield the strength and durability level is too great and far apart, I don't know how Cap could effectively hurt him.

He doesn't have to hurt Surfer.

He just needs to not get KOd.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He doesn't have to hurt Surfer.

He just needs to not get KOd.

Originally posted by lawest9
He'll have to stay out of his reach.

Or just tank the blows on his shield. Which he can.

Actually has a good chsnce here.

Originally posted by lawest9
Will his stamina last for an hour ducking and dodging the Surfers blows, SS probably wouldn't tire as quickly.

Cap's Super Soldier Serum grants him super-stamina... KMC loved to call it "infinite stamina", back in the day.

Dude starts his every morning running for miles for no reason other than light training --- after banging the living shit out of Sharon Carter's pussy and ass.

Surfer's way too fast and strong for this.

Too fast...?

Without his board...?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Dude starts his every morning running for miles for no reason other than light training --- after banging the living shit out of Sharon Carter's pussy and ass.

😂

Swallowing Super Soldier Sperm makes you age faster.

Cap.

It would most likely be a stalemate where Cap can't KO him, while Surfer gets Black Panther'd all over the battlefield.