Captain America vs. Silver Surfer (with a twist)

Started by StiltmanFTW20 pages
Originally posted by Magnificent M
To lazy to post scans, but remember in Fantastic Four #250, the fight between Cap and Gladiator?
Replace Gladiator with Surfer for a good idea of how this goes down.

I remember.

And Surfer is nowhere near as fast as Gladiator in combat. In fact, he barely has any speed to speak of.

Feats? It would get embarrassing if we continue. Cap is hilariously out of his depth here.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Feats? It would get embarrassing if we continue. Cap is hilariously out of his depth here.

As embarrassing for you as this thread, yes...?

--- Street levelers vs Thor --- Speed comparison

Originally posted by Philosophía
[code]Energy blasts[/code]

Thor:
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed15270.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479588579
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed15aMarvelTwo-In-One96.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479589294
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed17bMCP44.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479609896
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed22Avengersv303.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479590192
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed26Avengersv323.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479591295

[b]Streets:

Wolverine:
Blocking lasers with his claws:

1. https://i.imgur.com/PQkai2Q.jpg
2. https://i.imgur.com/r9SznYg.jpg

Again:

https://i.imgur.com/uRrDEUb.jpg?1

And since Phil already mentioned it, here's Wolverine dodging Cyke's optic blasts and swatting one away with the red Muramasa Blade:

1. https://i.imgur.com/CE1GaAT.png
2. http://i.imgur.com/9WFhovw.png (dodging at point-blank)

Batman dodges heat-vision mid-flight:
https://imgur.com/a/yaqnSS5

Batman reacts to Darkseid's Omega Beams/Effect, after it's fired:
https://imgur.com/a/3Cfcu

Batman reacting to Hal Jordan's energy beam mid-air and putting Aquaman in front of it [lol]:
https://i.imgur.com/QeNd0DQ.jpg

Deathstroke reacts to heat vision:
https://imgur.com/a/ZFNFiXr

To Starfire's blasts:
https://i.imgur.com/jQyYT9d.jpg

It's Captain America time:
https://i.imgur.com/cNzc0P6.jpg
---
https://i.imgur.com/aS0auik.jpg

Deathstroke:
https://i.imgur.com/PDdMu1M.jpg
--
https://i.imgur.com/hcnhHsw.jpg

Spiderman dodges lightning after it's fired:
https://imgur.com/a/FkOUc

Shang Chi:
https://i.imgur.com/8yrUI5L.jpg

Black Panther dodging lasers with lightning-fast reflexes:
https://i.imgur.com/AsQvRJm.jpg

Daredevil:
http://i.imgur.com/kSTWSVK.png
http://i.imgur.com/xfPWKxN.png

Deadpool:
http://i.imgur.com/bE5ceKe.png

[code]Bullets and stuff[/code]

Thor:
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed03aJIM100.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479653570
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed13246.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479653982

Wolverine:
Saves Trance by shielding her with his own body from Orphan-Maker's gunfire... after the bullets were fired:

https://i.imgur.com/3ac7rry.png

Does the same in order to allow Laura to escape:

https://i.imgur.com/YP4SX1K.png

Blocks the handgun's barrel with his claw after its trigger's been pulled:

1. https://i.ibb.co/mR1M3tF/dorf1.jpg
2. https://i.ibb.co/9T49c0X/dorf2.jpg
3. https://i.ibb.co/PQvdJGP/dorf3.jpg

Batman punchs bullets away, lol:
https://imgur.com/1mYGLpj
https://imgur.com/a/im7O5

Reacts after a trigger has been pulled and dodges:
https://imgur.com/a/WyuOn

Batman is Neo:
https://i.imgur.com/opjjrQ9.jpg

From behind:
https://imgur.com/a/etqLp1H

Batgirl dodges bullets as if they're moving in slow motion:
https://imgur.com/a/5Z2xw

Batgirl speedblitzes so fast, the bullet stays mid-flight:
http://i.imgur.com/8kOjA61.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GbPDz57.jpg

Captain America sees bullets in flight:
https://i.imgur.com/aS0auik.jpg

Captain America bullet times:
https://i.imgur.com/SS3EDM7.jpg
---
https://i.imgur.com/xsLlthd.jpg

Captain America outruns bullets:
https://i.imgur.com/CE8wOFt.jpg

Daredevil has a career of these:
https://imgur.com/a/yS4Wm

Iron Fist catches bullets, lol:
https://i.imgur.com/043i4d2.jpg

Iron Fist slaps bullets:
https://i.imgur.com/O19TqYC.jpg

Damn:
https://imgur.com/a/Fup9N

Spiderman webs bullets:
https://imgur.com/a/5BB5w

Spiderman bullet-timing:
https://imgur.com/a/wARPn

Shang Chi bullet timing:
https://i.imgur.com/1c5qeIs.jpg

Black Widow bullet timing:
https://imgur.com/a/jGTWd

Punisher, lol:
https://i.imgur.com/9yrPC3y.jpg

Parker literally dodging a sniper bullet fired by Kraven's son:
https://i.imgur.com/0KTNK2u.jpg

Dodging machine gun fire at close range:
https://tinyurl.com/yyme8ba3

Spiderman outswinging tracking bullets:
https://imgur.com/a/Od3qb

Nightwing:
http://i.imgur.com/7WosJ92.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ymCUOSz.jpg

Elektra:
https://i.imgur.com/Xpmuvpj.jpg
--
https://i.imgur.com/VCreYfe.jpg

eeeetc.

Darts

Thor:
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed03JIM98.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479726394

Wolverine:
Cuts a rocket-powered dart fired by Warhawk:

https://i.imgur.com/nlk5VsL.png

Blocks multiple darts fired by Geist (one gets through):

http://i.imgur.com/GJASsbU.png

Cuts most darts out of the air fired by soldiers trying (and failing) to apprehend him and Xavier:

https://i.imgur.com/s7iKL8m.jpg

Batman:
https://imgur.com/a/WoxNd
--
https://i.imgur.com/ABKhjql.jpg

Elektra:
https://i.imgur.com/6IpiG75.jpg

Snipers

Batman dodges a supersonic sniper bullet after it's fired, while not looking, just by the air movement:
https://imgur.com/a/Qgxga

Batgirl dodges Sniper bullets sideways, inches from her face:
http://i.imgur.com/fYamhD3.jpg

Wolverine:

Jumps in the way of bullets fired by a S.H.I.E.L.D. operative, buying Laura some time... after the rounds were fired.

https://i.imgur.com/YP4SX1K.png

etc.

Tank Shells

Thor:
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed15b-MarvelTeamup148.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479756875
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed02JIM93.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479762293

Wolverine:
Tank misses him at near point-blank:

https://i.imgur.com/3KmWJ1z.png

Too funny to spent time given what's been posted above, but I'll add Midnighter here for the laughs:
https://i.imgur.com/aVP4AxW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/BqsDMzv.jpg

And also Cap, again, with 'lightning reflexes':
http://i.imgur.com/OlO72p5.jpg

And Deadpool:
http://i.imgur.com/s8q9jIJ.jpg

[code]Speed of thought[/code]

Thor:
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed18428.jpg?hotlinkfix=1569877203468

Wolverine:
Thought and action are one to Wolverine.

https://i.imgur.com/aQs4vTM.png

Moving in a blur, almost faster than Betsy's mind can follow.

https://i.imgur.com/CdDws4I.png

Deathstroke:
https://i.imgur.com/hP8Whvq.jpg

Daredevil:
https://imgur.com/a/d5ueCGd

Spiderman:
https://imgur.com/a/aTiIK

Reed [lol]:
https://i.imgur.com/CZ8tHXg.jpg

[code] Miliseconds/microseconds/fraction of a second statements[/code]

Thor:
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed04JIM108.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479947395
https://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed08144.jpg?hotlinkfix=1570479947791

Streets:
Iron Fist:
https://i.imgur.com/1Dw7yiV.jpg

Black Panther and Hawkeye:
https://i.imgur.com/Ap7IP2g.jpg

Spiderman:
https://imgur.com/a/KAPKo

Daredevil:
https://imgur.com/a/2wcotpp

Random stuff that was posted:
Spiderman swings across the town in seconds:
https://imgur.com/a/VnFpq

Spiderman moves 2 miles in 5 seconds in the most casual way possible:
https://i.imgur.com/knRCLZl.jpg

Swings through the rotor of a helicopter.
https://imgur.com/a/OgxUR2k

Deathstroke does something similar:
https://i.imgur.com/EsT2ZWQ.jpg

In the end, the gist of it:
https://i.imgur.com/u7VsyBM.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GSxBV3y.png
https://i.imgur.com/Gj6BIgW.jpg

I don't have a lot of time during this period, so feel free to update, save, spread around etc. how much you'd like.

The formatting is here:
https://justpaste.it/4k8kp
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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
As embarrassing for you as this thread, yes...?

[b]--- Street levelers vs Thor --- Speed comparison [/B]


So i guess u wanna bz thor speed now?
mhmm

Nyways.. Surfer murders Cap.

How does he murder him?

How is he even going to tag Cap?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How does he murder him?

How is he even going to tag Cap?


Surfer top end reaction feats are too much. Cap cant compare.
Then u add strength. He might as well be a gnat.

Cap blocked every punch Glads has thrown at lightspeed.

On panel.

Surfer... has no combat speed to speak of and you know it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cap blocked every punch Glads has thrown at lightspeed.

On panel.

Surfer... has no combat speed to speak of and you know it.


Lightspeed? Pretty sure he was standing there with his shield. Good feat, but doubtful cap was moving lightspeed there.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cap blocked every punch Glads has thrown at lightspeed.

On panel.

Surfer... has no combat speed to speak of and you know it.

I agree, I think all of Surfers speed and at least some of his reflexes, reactions are due to his board, but if he lands a lucky shot however.........

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Lightspeed? Pretty sure he was standing there with his shield. Good feat, but doubtful cap was moving lightspeed there.

Standing there... and blocking Gladiator's barrage of punches, i-beam strike and heat vision without flinching.

What Surfer is going to do again?

Well for one he wont beetch out like Gladiator and pee his pants.

He can't pee his pants, because he doesn't have a penis.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He can't pee his pants, because he doesn't have a penis.

Sure about that.

Pretty sure he can make one grow 3 times your height with a thought.

Surfer roars like a star. Captain tip toes home.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Sure about that.

Pretty sure he can make one grow 3 times your height with a thought.

He can turn himself into a frog.

But he can't grow a penis.

Am pretty sure Cyclops' eye blasts are lightspeed....

The Surfer's superior strength should logically give him initial burst speed advantages. Tagging Steve wouldn't be some impossible task. I think that he'd have a good chance of KOing Cap.

Originally posted by Stoic
The Surfer's superior strength should logically give him initial burst speed advantages. Tagging Steve wouldn't be some impossible task. I think that he'd have a good chance of KOing Cap.

Tagging isn't an issue.

It's putting him down.

Hulk's strength logically give him burst speed advantages too, yes? Strong enough to give Thor concussions, strong enough to overload Vibranium.

Not fast enough to avoid the shield, though,nor strong enough to KO Cap

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Tagging isn't an issue.

For Surfer, who is severely lacking combat speed (or any close combat efficiency) feats?

It certainly is.

Especially when Cap does not want to be touched.

--
But yeah, he has the shield and knows how to use it.

One of the most skilled combatants in the whole Marvel Universe with superhuman speed and agility faces a pacifist idiot with minimal experience in melee.

Gee, I wonder what could happen?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Tagging isn't an issue.

It's putting him down.

Hulk's strength logically give him burst speed advantages too, yes? Strong enough to give Thor concussions, strong enough to overload Vibranium.

Not fast enough to avoid the shield, though,nor strong enough to KO Cap

Just noticed Cap is actually doing a full somersault (or at least, leaping over the fallen Thor) whilst Hulk is in full swing (check the speed lines on his fist).