Captain America vs. Silver Surfer (with a twist)

Thank you, Phil.

Now explain it to Abhi "I'm secretly in love with Goober" Legend vin

I’m waiting on Motorboat pics

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cap has to either KO, incapacitate Surfer or simply last an hour in a fight against him.

Pure hand-to-hand. No energy blasts or anything, melee combat only (though Steve can still throw his shield, if he wishes to).

No board for Surfer.

Who wins?

You know that SS can sit there and not flinch to any blows CA throws right?

SS can take the shield away from Cap like taking candy away from a baby if he wanted to.

Are you serious here?

Unless Captain America reverses the throw and applies acceleration doubling the strike of the shields indigenous strength. Effectively cut off Silver Surfers head.

You know the army March your left your left your left right left. That’s how you integrate motion.

Originally posted by h1a8
You know that SS can sit there and not flinch to any blows CA throws right?

SS can take the shield away from Cap like taking candy away from a baby if he wanted to.

Are you serious here?

It's hand to hand, Cap wins. Surfer isnt more skilled than somebody like Steve in h2h

Originally posted by h1a8
You know that SS can sit there and not flinch to any blows CA throws right?

Even though Steve hurt more powerful foes than Surfer?

Assuming he is invulnerable to Cap's blows, he still needs to do more than just no-sell his attacks; he needs to take Steve down.

Originally posted by h1a8

SS can take the shield away from Cap like taking candy away from a baby if he wanted to.

No, he really can't.

Namor tried that and failed --- and Namor is faster and more skilled than Norrin without his board.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Thank you, Phil.

Now explain it to Abhi "I'm secretly in love with Goober" Legend vin

Abhi has this as a poster on his wall and then he wants to act all high and mighty.

We can see through him.

Norrin Radd if serious.

Silver Surfer wins by KO.

Cap will take this.. he'll KO Norrin

You guys do remember that BP drained Surfer of his power cosmic before he ko'ed him, don't you?

You guys remember Cap took a full on blast from a pissed off, full powered Phoenix Cyclops, right?

Edit: my bad, it was 50%. But he was trying to kill Charles.

Serious Surfer with his physicals is too much. This like a joke thread.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Serious Surfer with his physicals is too much. This like a joke thread.

What "physicals", exactly?

His strength that he forgets about more often than Superman forgets about his speed, you mean?

Or maybe his non-existent speed, agility and reflexes?

Enlighten me, celey.

Being Rage's pet was bad enough... but I see you now joined the ranks of Goober's sex slave boys...? Disgusting.

You have one hour to apologize and retract all statements. Or else.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
You guys remember Cap took a full on blast from a pissed off, full powered Phoenix Cyclops, right?

Edit: my bad, it was 50%. But he was trying to kill Charles.

Don't forget that he was able to actually affect 1/5 PF Namor with his shield throw, having had more success than Thor with a charged Mjolnir cheapshot.

Then you have him hurting Wonder Man, Ultimus, Griffin, Onslaught... KO'ing the Hulk and Namor/Namor clone... and the list goes on and on.

Originally posted by lawest9
You guys do remember that BP drained Surfer of his power cosmic before he ko'ed him, don't you?

He was still fully encased in the Galactic Glaze, so not completely depowered, far from it.

Point was, he can't fight --- what's gonna stop Cap from dancing circles around him, blocking and dodging his every blow, using his momentum against him... making a fool out of him?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
What "physicals", exactly?

His strength that he forgets about more often than Superman forgets about his speed, you mean?

Or maybe his non-existent speed, agility and reflexes?

Enlighten me, celey.

Comic stupidity wont save Lord Rogers here.

Forgive me for my blasphemous statements btw agains Lord Rogers.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Being Rage's pet was bad enough... but I see you now joined the ranks of Goober's sex slave boys...? Disgusting.

You have one hour to apologize and retract all statements. Or else.

😆

To lazy to post scans, but remember in Fantastic Four #250, the fight between Cap and Gladiator?
Replace Gladiator with Surfer for a good idea of how this goes down.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
This a forum fight. He gonna use his strength and speed to win.

Strength, okay.

Speed? Again, what speed?

Navigation/travel feats? You realize his board is sentient, like Thor's shitty mallet?

Without his board, grounded, he's always been portrayed as quite helpless. Both in comics and tv shows. Coincidence? I think not.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17

Comic stupidity wont save Lord Rogers here.

Feats are stupid now?

Cap is an A-list superhero for a reason.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Forgive me for my blasphemous statements btw agains Lord Rogers.

Say it like you mean it or don't say it at all.

You wanna support Surfer, fine, but support him with feats.