Covid 2021 (Be Proper or GTFO)

Started by cdtm68 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
If he truly tried anything, he wouldn't be getting them so often.

I simply refuse to believe his condition is so severe - he is probably just incredibly lazy, loves fast food and considers Google Search to be the best doctor on the planet, always ignores medical recommendations by his physician, too.

Just like this guy:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&find=lastposter&threadid=677824

Another mystery solved.

His wife is pretty fat and never cooks. So maybe. Supposedly the problem is caused by a rare medical condition where his body produces too much calcium.

He isn't fat. He's a good mail carrier who gets overloaded with work from broken up routes of people who retire or quit because he's a good mail carrier. It's backbreaking work, more amazed his wife managed to gain so much doing the same job. But he must do a lot of takeout since she rarely cooks...

So he eats a lot of junk food. 😆

He probably drinks diet coke or those big gulp drinks or whatever a lot, too. 😆

Originally posted by Blakemore
So he eats a lot of junk food. 😆

He probably drinks diet coke or those big gulp drinks or whatever a lot, too. 😆

Just asked about that.

Yes, they eat out a lot. He still watched what he eats.

Guess you can eat healthy even eating out.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Renal colic, easily.

Not fishing for anything,

bull.

shit.

Originally posted by Blakemore
So he eats a lot of junk food. 😆

He probably drinks diet coke or those big gulp drinks or whatever a lot, too. 😆

Cdtm should become the new head of the United States Department of Health and Human Services.

I feel nobody is better qualified for this job.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
bull.

shit.

Not feces of the bovine variety. I had a tiny kidney stone, it was rather painful, can only imagine what having a larger or multiple stones or a full on blockage would feel like.

Unless you think he's lying about having it in the first place.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not feces of the bovine variety.

I had a tiny kidney stone, it was rather painful, can only imagine what having a larger or multiple stones or a full on blockage would feel like.

i know that feel. no sir, i don't like it

Last time I had soda was a medium Fanta at KFC and I couldn't even finish it. It was like the only one I had in like a month and I can't remember the last time I had a diet soda. You know if you take out all the artificial flavourings and colours, your just left with fizzy phosphoric acid. It's literally fart water.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

read the thing above that. I'm a mentat, my son. you are transparent. i see many things. i see plans within plans

mmm

*does kmc search*

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
it's been over 48 hours since my booster shot and i feel fine. arm was sore af until this morning though, so the 3rd shot was the harshest

Well, that explains your buttarmhurt now.

tbh i would have thrown bait even if i didn't have a reaction. I've suffered excruciating pain plenty of times, but it doesn't make you numb to more pain, as if its no big deal now because you're so manly. try hitting your thumbnail with a hammer and tell us if it hurts any less than when you did it as a kid. you silly banana

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
tbh i would have thrown bait even if i didn't have a reaction. I've suffered excruciating pain plenty of times, but it doesn't make you numb to more pain, as if its no big deal now because you're so manly. try hitting your thumbnail with a hammer and tell us if it hurts any less than when you did it as a kid. you silly banana
splain

YouTube video

Eggs splain this shit to me

ain't none of your business

I'm just doing my jab

I can't do that if we're not being open and honest
CONFESS

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
tbh i would have thrown bait even if i didn't have a reaction. I've suffered excruciating pain plenty of times, but it doesn't make you numb to more pain, as if its no big deal now because you're so manly. try hitting your thumbnail with a hammer and tell us if it hurts any less than when you did it as a kid. you silly banana
I hit my thumbnail with a hammer and now I've cracked my screen. 🙁

Originally posted by Robtard
Are we having a pain-off? My worst three:

-Had a kidney stone once, was tiny, but it hurt a lot

-Had a migraine so bad that I could barely think beyond the pain, doctor thought I had meningitis, but the spinal tap they did showed it wasn't

-Landed on my knee and smashed it after flying off a car going about 25mph, not sure if it was a minute of longer, but the initial pain was so intense that I couldn't think beyond the pain

COVID-19 needle pain was minimal for me all three times.

A kidney stone was the worst for me too. I do not even feel needles.

Originally posted by cdtm
His wife is pretty fat and never cooks. So maybe. Supposedly the problem is caused by a rare medical condition where his body produces too much calcium.

He isn't fat. He's a good mail carrier who gets overloaded with work from broken up routes of people who retire or quit because he's a good mail carrier. It's backbreaking work, more amazed his wife managed to gain so much doing the same job. But he must do a lot of takeout since she rarely cooks...

Calcium stones are not caused by calcium, they are caused by oxalates. If he is still getting them, he did not change his diet.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE

Calcium stones are not caused by calcium, they are caused by oxalates. If he is still getting them, he did not change his diet.

Dunno then. Anyone that gets them once or twice a month would do just about anything to be rid of them, starting with restricting their diet, that's just common sense. Why he has this condition I only heard from another relative, who probably didn't know what she was talking about when she told me. But I have seen him eat, not a diet soda and chips eater by any means.

Arizona Hospitals to Triage Care

Phoenix-based Banner Health is at its most overwhelmed since the pandemic began, leading the company's officials to issue a warning Tuesday that its hospital system may have to eventually choose who can receive care.

The company has 18 hospitals in Arizona. As of Tuesday, 10 of them were running above 100% of their ICU staffed bed capacity. Five of them were operating 100% above staffed in-patient bed capacity.