You know you watch too much Matrix when...

whenever it starts to rain you go to the main street in your city expecting to engage in a "superbrawl" with the ever multiplying agebt smith.....

oh wait i do, do that.....

ohhhh, crap..

Whenever u see two black cats, you panic.
U wear a black trenchcoat everywhere.
U analyze the Powerade Matrix commercial. (Drink more)

.......... try to get low to the ground like neo did when he dodged bullets....
.......... search the internet looking for morph...
.......... say to the mirror. "i believe"

***WARNING DO NOT ATTEMPT***
U aska freind to shoot a gun at u and try to dodge 'em

Good god...I've done most of these.

lol... i know i did mine.... lol hey i tried that one mors... lol jk

U know U watch to much Matrix when, U look at your food and wonder if thats really what it tastes like

you know when you start seeing strange green running snakes in certain places that they shouldn't be.

It becoming more difficult to come up with any orginal. There are too many!

you know when you start to think of yourself as the One.
-when you have an obsession to finding out WTF tastee wheat tastes like.

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
you know when you start to think of yourself as the One.
-when you have an obsession to finding out WTF tastee wheat tastes like.

Tasty?
How about what a banana tastes like? 💃

i am deeply against eating bananas,espcially the ones that dance.
*mutters about the dancing banana that freed his mind from the matrix*

You watch too much Matrix when you wish there was a way to "pull the plug" on someone you hate.

ou watch too much matrix when you go insane from not having more matrix fan stuff to collect.

you know your being watched upon...

You know you've watched the Matrix too much when you look away and cover you're eyes when something "strange" happens. All in fear that you will become an agent.

... you start believing the Matrix is real and have all your school projects relate to the Matrix.

Don't i have a friend who does all that?
Hm.....you know when you start thinking the matrix is real.
-You kidnap the twins and recreate the highway scene,only real.
Then you create the explosion to see if the twins will die form it or will they just ghost.

I do that. Am I your friend? 😂

i don't know if this one was used before, but....

you know... when you drive yourself crazy trying to look for a biblical or philosophical meaning for every frame of the movie, instead of enjoying it.

....when you go around shooting ppl, or resurrecting after something unavoidable happens (the shootout thread) thinking that you are neo, or you are inside the matrix