You know you watch too much Matrix when...

U know U watch to much Matrix when U are hanging around on top of a building with our friends, the police come to break things up, and U take off running and attempt to leap over a 15ft gap between buildings, while u whisper to yourself that your freeing your mind.

It's hillarious! I just came back from a party, and here's what people did:

It all started with one guy. He took his spoon and bent it down the middle, showing it to the rest of us saying "There is no spoon" Eventually, the joke caught on and before long, everyone had bent spoons! So, the cleaning staff came and said, "What happened to the spoons?" Someone says, "There is no spoon!"

Eventually, they took all the spoons away and fixed them up a bit, but THAT is what I call Matrix-obsessed! 💃

😂😆😂 everyone

on thursday, i think, it was raining again... me and my friend friend did the strat of the superbrawl again 🙂
he emerged from the group and then we ran at each other and had the ground fight and then flew back!!
👆

Wow, you people have Matrix Totalus Cranium, meaning the Matrix has gotten in to your brain and is now controling you. There is only one cure and I... I don't know it. I believe if you continue to watch the Matrix, it will wear off, maybe.

you know you watch to much matrix when you start thinking someone is talking to you through your computer ... you know from the beginning of the fist one

"Wake up Neo."
"Knock... Knock"

You know you watch too much Matrix when......

You become a hacker and break into goverment computers

You dig up a public park because you were following a white rabbit and wanted to see how far down the hole was

You believe you can dodge bullets

You don't believe what you're breathing is really air

You constantly feel the back of your head and the rest of your body

You faint when you see someone unplug a cord or plug

You like swearing in French

You always have COOKIES for a snake because "they need love like everything else."

You don't like the answers you get so constanly say "You haven't answered my question."

No matter what the situation you always choose the door on your left

🤣

You know you watch too juch matrix when...
-when someone throws something at you and you hold up your hand to try and stop it...and break your hand.
-you search for a building like Morpheus's in M1.
-you stare at the rabbit gifs on the forum.
-You ask for the red pill,not the blue pill your docter gives you.
-you use pay phines alot,then come out,put your sunglasses in,look around at the "disbelievers",then stare upward and try to fly
-you don't like your favorite food anymore,because you know it is just the matrix telling your brain that it is tasty.
-you look for stories about a man dressed in black leather,flying.
-you start asking your friend at the post office if you were meant for something else.
-a armed robber comes in the house,and you try to ghost before the bullets hit you.
-you try to smash solid concrete.
-you try to run at light speed so you won't be late for the bus.
-you constantly pick up a cell phone and ask the operator if he has a way to get out.

lol
you find amusement in staring at your matrix code screen saver(me)
you dont have a matrix phone, but everything on it is matrix related(me)
you know everything about the matrix phone
you have the matrix phone
you have international matrix posters that you imported (i did)
you finished the hacking on ETM
you study "The Animatrix" for info
you follow theories on this forum
you still try to make sense of everything when technically its all over
you read what other people think makes them know too much about the matrix.

You know that you watch 2 much Matrix when you stare at a blank monitor for hours on end, hoping that green letters will appear on it.

LOL!

U know U watch to much Matrix when you walk around your local town thinking are all these people Real!!? and you feel wired

you know you watch too much matrix when you...
-try to jump 15 feet to the next building, fail,but you are still alive and you say to the people around you"SEE!NONE OF IT"S REAL!"

Originally posted by realworlddreams
lol
you find amusement in staring at your matrix code screen saver(me)
you dont have a matrix phone, but everything on it is matrix related(me)
you know everything about the matrix phone
you have the matrix phone
you have international matrix posters that you imported (i did)
you finished the hacking on ETM
you study "The Animatrix" for info
you follow theories on this forum
you still try to make sense of everything when technically its all over
you read what other people think makes them know too much about the matrix.

1. Have it, done it
2. Want one
3. Don't know that much
4. Not yet
5. Finished
6. Watched it, studied it, not done yet
7. Follow some, make my own, ignore others
8. Still making sense of some things
9. Doing it now

Overall opinion: Obessed w/Matrix 😂

you watch too much matrix when...
-you try to walk on walls to try to get classes faster.
-you eat cookies alot if you had a bad day,then play the Matrix oracle scenes while doing so.
-you sneak out of bed at 12 to7 to play etm
-you make deep theories of the matrix and spend half of your youth trying to find all the hidden meanings
-you don't like your room so you try to use your neo skills to shape your room as you feel fit 😄
-you become a hacker
-you tell your science teacher"Why bother learning this when the matrix isn't real?"

How about you try to jump in front of a subway to enter Mobil Ave. Ouh!
Or, you try to stick your hand into someone and try to clone them.
Or maybe, your try to blow up a nuclear pp and say it was Morpheus's idea 😈

you SERIOUSLY SCARE me.
-how about painting your room matrix green.
-and while running for president you name your new group morpheus,trinity an neo

Who scares you? Me? I'm not serious. 😉 😉
Here's another: You hijack at 18-wheeler and drive head on inot another and say you tried to kill the keymaster 👿

huh?Your words are written in code neo himself wouldn't be able to understand.

watch to much Matrix when
- u look at your 1st aid teacher and wonder if she will teach U to put your hand through the chest and massage a heart attack victim back to life.
-when U dream about the Matrix and wake wondering if your in the "real world"
-when U ask your doctor if he has that codeine in a red pill.
-when even though U weigh 300lbs, U still try to fit in that black Trinity outfit.