Thor vs Silver Surfer

In a race across earth on foot. No mjolnir/board for Thor/Surfer.

Who wins?

😆 👆

They can't finish the race. They die of exhaustion.

SS has more chances if he amps to "atomic" speed 😂

Across Earth? They'd be running for months.

Anyway, I'd be on Thor, if the hair doesn't get in the way and trips face down into the ground.

Thor swallow Mjlonir and Surfer absorbs his board and both circles earth in less than a nano second.

Originally posted by carver9
Thor swallow Mjlonir

Would you also like Surfer to sit on Thor's face?

Originally posted by carver9
Thor swallow Mjlonir and Surfer absorbs his board and both circles earth in less than a nano second.

LOL, so this is the battle thread Abby finally starts? You and your friends enjoy the view dangling from Superman's ball sack.

Shut up BAV.

Everything is fine and you start bashing

On topic.

None of them can run on water. So this race will take FOREVER!

Anyway, I'd be on Thor, if the hair doesn't get in the way

I just noticed my typo.

Apparently me an carver want to double team thor.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
LOL, so this is the battle thread Abby finally starts? You and your friends enjoy the view dangling from Superman's ball sack.

Originally posted by carver9
Thor swallow Mjlonir and Surfer absorbs his board and both circles earth in less than a nano second.

😆 Thor swallow Mjolnir? I think this is now my Thread of the Year.

Originally posted by carver9
Thor swallow Mjlonir and Surfer absorbs his board and both circles earth in less than a nano second.

Colossus Big C would be proud of you Carver.

Thor swallows a hammer and SS "absorbs" the board up his butt.

Sin is finally getting a hold on Carver

You came up with a that thought baldy, what does that say about you? When you, Abby, Mcabe, Surter, Saint (yeah, Saint), h1, LOB, Rao and Zack form your human centipede, who gets to be in the front?

This is what happens when carver tries to fill the DS void in his life.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
You came up with a that thought baldy, what does that say about you? When you, Abby, Mcabe, Surter, Saint (yeah, Saint), h1, LOB, Rao and Zack form your human centipede, who gets to be in the front?

I don't know. But you will be the one in the end, eating all the sh1t 🙂

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
You came up with a that thought baldy, what does that say about you? When you, Abby, Mcabe, Surter, Saint (yeah, Saint), h1, LOB, Rao and Zack form your human centipede, who gets to be in the front?

😂

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
I don't know. But you will be the one in the end, eating all the sh1t 🙂

But I'm not a Superhoe. You are easily the dumbest member of the cult and even they don't respect you. You probably follow the centipede with a broom and a shit pale.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
But I'm not a Superhoe. You are easily the dumbest member of the cult and even they don't respect you. You probably follow the centipede with a broom and a shit pale.

??? You really don't make any sense. I think the constant raping you get in here has affected you very badly.

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