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Kal of Krypton
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Guy's dont you think ****ing every hot woman is a bit much though?....unless its not against there will.

remember there is no rape, just surprise sex.

I'm sorry that was very immature of me, hope I didnt offend anybody.

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Nov 18th, 2006 03:18 AM

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wiccan999
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Originally posted by Marth18
Id him kill Wiccan for being homo?

Id steal a ps3

And id help people for the rest of my life....thats about it...

Id still impregnate all the PRETTY women in the world though

what are you white trash? KKK? Homophobe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 18th, 2006 03:40 AM

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what are you white trash? KKK? Homophobe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU MAN! haha no im not white...

and KAL we're just messin, i really doubt id do that, i mean i wouldnt have to, if they saw what i could do im pretty sure id have their permission to do so wink

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wiccan999
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Right on

Nov 18th, 2006 06:05 AM

allofyousuckkk
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ya, women would totally wanna bone you if they saw that you could pick up a car or something. It would go like this:

Clark: Let's bone

Girl he just met: But it's so soon, I don't know you that well. It needs to be special.

Clark: (picks up a car and throws it into a giant wall)

Girl: omgwtfbbq BONE ME NOW!!!!

and thenthey bone, right there where everyone can c

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Kal of Krypton
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I dont think I would, I think I'd use my powers to help people.

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Nov 18th, 2006 02:46 PM

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First off, if I woke up in Clark's life tomorrow I would be bouncing off the planets. Literally!! Then I would go to Chloe and confess my total stupidity up until this moment where I also confess my love and desire to be with her forever.

Why?
1. She is by far the hottest chic on the show, with Erica coming in second being the hottest Lois I have ever seen.
2. She is my best friend and I am already able to share everything with her so, I can get over the lies to my girlfriend thing.
3. She is totally freaking in love with me and has been for years. That to me is one of the greatest turn ons in the world.

Then I would go to talk to Lex and get him somewhere alone with the promise of telling him everything he wants to know. Then when he arrives and we are completely alone, I would save the world and myself all the shit he is gonna do and snap his neck then disintegrate his body and carry the ashes into the sun. Followed by doing the same to Linoel before he even got wind of Lex's meeting with me.

Other than that I would where a mask when I became Superman and use my powers to improve all the world.

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Nov 19th, 2006 05:47 PM

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Awesome

Nov 19th, 2006 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by wiccan999
Awesome

Which one mine?

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Nov 20th, 2006 12:37 AM

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hahahaha if i had powers i be happy i have everything i want .lol then some .

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derrick666
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Me too!

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Kal of Krypton
Lois's Lover

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no no, Lois is the hottest

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Nov 21st, 2006 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Kal875
no no, Lois is the hottest

Erica is by far the hottest Lois I have ever seen and, I have a real hardon for Teri Hatcher but, Chloe is still hotter.
I've been calling Clark an idiot to the TV since the very beginning.

Its all about Chloe for me. I'd be ALL over that!!!

Women in Smallville for me.
Chloe 1Million/1
Lois/ Erica's version 100/1
Alica 85/1
Martha 50/1
Lana 20/1 If she's REAL lucky!

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Nov 22nd, 2006 12:04 AM

Kal of Krypton
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well if i Were Clark, Chloe is already head over heals for me and Lois soon will be so get both of them together and well....

, lol

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Nov 22nd, 2006 01:24 PM

kryptoheat69
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If i were clark I wouldn't use my powers for good I would rob mad banks and super**** evry girl there. THat's the american dream bitches Happy Dance

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derrick666
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No thats your sick twisted dream...

Nov 26th, 2006 04:20 AM

Jamaican
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If i were clark I wouldn't use my powers for good I would rob mad banks and super**** evry girl there. THat's the american dream bitches

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remember there is no rape, just surprise sex.

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Id have sex with every hot chick in this world in 10 sec and impregnate them and make an army of me

By far - some of the FUNNIEST lines I have EVER read...

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Avenger2.0
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If I had clarks powers, I would forget lana, marry cloe and use use my powers to benfit man kind. And no you can't kill lex just becuase he might do something evil.

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If I had clarks powers, I would forget lana, marry cloe and use use my powers to benfit man kind. And no you can't kill lex just becuase he might do something evil.

No, I will kill him because I know for a fact he has and WILL do somethings evil.

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Dec 6th, 2006 04:29 AM

Kal of Krypton
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No, I will kill him because I know for a fact he has and WILL do somethings evil.

I dont think that I would kill LEx, I think that I would actually ask if for his help, with his brain and my brawn, we could be unstoppable

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