Spider-Man vs Batman

Started by who?-kid49 pages

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
spider-man has power, speed, agility, senses, web. When you factor all these things, do they really play a factor when the person you are fighting is the batman?

The answer to this over long drawn question is NO. Because batman considers all of this weaknesses. You said you know batman then you must know that batman can go around each and every one of them RIGHT. If NO then you do not know the guy as well as you claim.


It’s not up to you to decide which factors are important ! You all know very well that one punch or kick from Spider-Man would end the fight. The guy can bend steel with ease and hit through a brick wall, so I don’t think knocking down Batman will be a problem. I know you don’t like it, but there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Batman has NOT the reflexes and agility to dodge an attack of a superfast hero such as Spider-Man. Batman is a snail compared to Spider-Man. That is a very important factor. I realize the Batman fans like to ignore this, just like they completely ignore the strength-factor, but again, it is a fact. Plain and simple. You can all argue what you want, but Batman will go down. Except for his intelligence, he has nothing that can compete with Spider-Man.

Spider-Man fights as fast as lightning, is much more durable and can NOT be touched by Batman, and even if he does, he will hardly feel it. A little bit yes, but that will be all. And don’t forget the fact that Spider-Man can take punches that would kill a normal human being, and still keeps coming for more.

And I even haven’t mentioned the jumping ability, the great agility, the spider-sense, the wallclimbing and his strong web. The web alone will give Batman some serious trouble, to say the least. It’s sticky as hell and extremely strong. Even if Batman somehow manages to free himself from the web - or his eyes, his arms, whatever - it will take him lots of seconds. Nobody can afford to lose seconds against Spider-Man, and certainly not Batman.

Something else : I’m confused, what weakness are we talking about ? The way I read it, it seems the greater the powers, the greater the weakness, according to the hardcore Batman fans. That’s all very nice, and you all have lots of imagination, but I only look at the facts, and the facts do favour Spider-Man big time, in case you didn’t know.

His agility is going to be tiresome Because he does not stay in one place but then again neither does Man-bat. And besides first fights with the batman, is when he gages you and see what you can do. The really fight comes in round two.

Lol, the real fight comes in round two. Yeah right. So the first fight, where Spider-Man will make Batman eat his cape, will again be ignored by the Batman fans 😉.

Quote from who?-kid
It’s not up to you to decide which factors are important ! You all know very well that one punch or kick from Spider-Man would end the fight. The guy can bend steel with ease and hit through a brick wall, so I don’t think knocking down Batman will be a problem. I know you don’t like it, but there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

First off I did not decide these factors you did. All I did was to show how batman considers all those things as weaknesses . Because he can go around each and everyone of them.

I believe it was you who said Strength, speed, durability, agility, spider-sense, web... these are very important factors. If Batman would have been 40 times stronger than Spider-Man, the Batman fans wouldn't stop mentioning it !! Too bad he isn't

Spiderman is super fast you say ( which universe did you come from certainly not from marvel.)

We do not ignore the speed factor, if anything we welcome the speed factor Because it is not going to do you any good. Why you say: Because batman as made a career out of putting faster, and stronger, people out of commission.

Spiderman is more durable yes, faster yes (but not by a long shot) in order words the margin is not that wide.

One good punch. any of the people that batman fights could kill him with one good punch but they haven't have they. Why Because batman does not give them the chance to use that one good punch. But even if they used that one good punch batman is going to survive the punch Because his suit is going to absorb the punch thus making sure that batman gives that person what ever he came looking for. (So you see your one good punch cannot cut the cheese even when heated to perfection).

Lol, the real fight comes in round two. Yeah right. So the first fight, where Spider-Man will make Batman eat his cape, will again be ignored by the Batman fans

And this is person who claims to know batman so well 😆

Lol, I love how this jokester tries to break down every post line by line. Let me tell you something who?-kid, as a Batman fan, the only thing I like to ignore...is you. And lastly, to someone as simple as you it may not appear that Spidey has any glaring weaknesses but a master tactician like Batman would find one. For instance, perhaps he could prey on Spiderman's unstable genetic structure, create a serum that would effectively de-evolve him into the spider creature again. But see, a simpleton like you would have never thought of that.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
First off I did not decide these factors you did. All I did was to show how batman considers all those things as [B]weaknesses . Because he can go around each and everyone of them.
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No he can't. Maybe he can get around his strength, maybe around his durability, but not around everything.

I believe it was you who said [B]Strength, speed, durability, agility, spider-sense, web... these are very important factors. If Batman would have been 40 times stronger than Spider-Man, the Batman fans wouldn't stop mentioning it !! Too bad he isn't
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Yes I said that. Your point being ?
Spiderman is super fast you say ( which universe did you come from certainly not from marvel.)

Yes, Spider-Man is certainly super fast. Not on Flash level, or even Quicksilver level, but definitely super fast. Or what did you think ? Are you really going to argue about this ? Do you actually know Spider-Man ?
One good punch. any of the people that batman fights could kill him with one good punch but they haven't have they.

No, and let me guess why not : Batman is the main character duh. Would be pretty stupid if Batman would have died the first time he fought a supervilain.
And this is person who claims to know batman so well 😆

Settle down. I never said I'm an expert. But it's become quite clear I know much more of Batman than you know of Spider-Man.
But even if they used that one good punch batman is going to survive the punch Because his suit is going to absorb the punch thus making sure that batman gives that person what ever he came looking for.

Lol, this is too funny to reply. Nah, gonna reply anyway : will his suit "absorb" an uppercut from Spider-Man too, you know, when Spider-Man decides to beat out all the teeth of Batman 😉.

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Yes I said that. Your point being ?
My point being I used your points to make mind.

How super fast is the spiderman?

No, and let me guess why not : Batman is the main character duh. Would be pretty stupid if Batman would have died the first time he fought a supervilain

I said that his suit is going to protect him, did I say that he took it head on. If his can take a punch from superman it sure as can take a punch from someone weaker.

And my friend I know more about spiderman than you do your back hand. and you are basing that I know nothing of spiderman because of the speed aren't you? And do not deny it.

Will batman let spiderman uppercut him no, but will spiderman fall into one of batman's well placed traps. YES and do not deny it

Originally posted by Knightfall
Lol, I love how this jokester tries to break down every post line by line. Let me tell you something who?-kid, as a Batman fan, the only thing I like to ignore...is you. And lastly, to someone as simple as you it may not appear that Spidey has any glaring weaknesses but a master tactician like Batman would find one. For instance, perhaps he could prey on Spiderman's unstable genetic structure, create a serum that would effectively de-evolve him into the spider creature again. But see, a simpleton like you would have never thought of that.

Lol, you should write comics. Or wait, maybe you shouldn't !

Tell me, how on Earth would Batman know of Spider-Mans genetic structure ? (No wait, let me guess, the greatest detective there is blah blah blah).

And while Batman is messing around in the batcave, inventing stuff, Spider-Man will just wait outside and read the newspaper I guess.

Spider-Man has been dancing through these so-called "death traps" for years while filling in the cross words.

So, in the end, it's just a wild theory, and you have absolutely nothing to back it up (No, mentioning other comics where Batman did this and that does not count, because each comic you mention will be countered with a Spider-Man comic. More dangerous men than Batman have come up with better plans to defeat Spider-Man. They all failed).

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
And my friend I know more about spiderman than you do your back hand. and you are basing that I know nothing of spiderman because of the speed aren't you? And do not deny it.

I won't.
Will batman let spiderman uppercut him no, but will spiderman fall into one of batman's well placed traps. YES and do not deny it

I will.

this is simple, with prep time batman'd find a way, he always does, without prep time, Spidey wins, but only just.

You have not tell me how super fast the spiderman is.
So how superfast is spiderman? 🙄

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
You have not tell me how super fast the spiderman is.
So how superfast is spiderman? 🙄

40 times faster than a regular human, actually he his as fast as quicksilver in the early days. LOL you complete morons, Spidey dodges bullets from M-16s while filling out a crossword puzzle using his web to incapacitate them, and thinking up corny jokes to psychologically screw with his enemies.

And oh yeah, Spidey is as smart as Bats, maybe not as much knowlege, but intelligence wise, Spidey is a genious at genetics, and will beat bats in that field even on his worst day. Spidey's only potential weakness would b imaturaty and that is only if we are talking about Teen spidey. even that wouldn't be enough cuz Teen spidey is just as dangerous, just less experienced.

And that whole prep time thing is lame. Dont mention it anymore plz. Spidey has also done detective work and with prep time finds ways to defeat greater foes than Bats could ever hope to like for instance, Morlun. Spidey always uses his noodle, like physics and genetics, and chemicals. Only difference here between the two is $. Peter is broke half the time Bruce is a billionare, of course he has more ready gagdets and junk, but they mean squat to Spidey, who takes on ppl like Venom, Carnage, Dr.Doom, Sandman. Spidey goes through death traps on a daily basis. someone is always out to kill him or capture him. he is easier to find, cuz he fights crime 24/7 even on saturdays, not just at night. Spidey is a hero, he prvents crimes. Batman is an avenger, he mostly solves mysteries (with a good amount of action as well).

lets c bats do that.....oh wait, he can't . and speaking of spidey's strength he could punch a hole through bats if he so pleased. he has tossed 500 pounds like it was a basketball with one hand with so much ease it didn't even look natural to the crooks who recievd his heavy gift.....oh that's right, cuz its not natural, It's Spidey.

plzzzzz strength and speed and reflexes are too great of a factor. You bat freaks (I love bats too since I could remember superheroes) can't take bats loosing to neone. Batman is awesome, one of the greatest, but he doesn't compare to Spidey one on one, even with prep time, Bats has lost b4, and to much much much weaker and less intelligent foes. Give me a break. Spidey wins, next thread plz.

Spiderman 2 the video game should be enough to prove that Bats couldn't dream of defeating him. no offense, u don't know how much i love bats, but gainst spidey, it ain't happenin, less he knows EVERYTHING about him.

and spidey is just too fast to let that happen

(in response to some earlier stuff)

I figured they didn't Knightfall. I guess I'm too subtle.

As for you Arsenal. Spiderman is going to get under a car that is no more tha a few inches off the ground at speeds at excess of 200 mph? I thought you were just a little off, but now I see your logic lies somewhere in anime or Action Man type cartoons.

Please give a plausible scenario where Spiderman wins and don't be afraid to ask your parents for help!

That's a little less subtle eh Knightfall?

Well Spiderninja, I could shoot you down from all the things you just wrote, but I understand now that you just won't get it.

40 times faster! LOL! Maybe you should switch from comics back to Dr. Seuss.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
40 times faster! LOL! Maybe you should switch from comics back to Dr. Seuss.

The reflexes of Spider-Man are 40 times faster than that of a normal human being (= Batman). That is an established fact.

It's getting boring to correct all your mistakes.

Oh so now only his reflexes are 40 times faster?

And buy the way that is based on an average human, not Batman.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Well Spiderninja, I could shoot you down from all the things you just wrote, but I understand now that you just won't get it.

40 times faster! LOL! Maybe you should switch from comics back to Dr. Seuss.

Yeah, I have the picture of the comic page it came from, and I used to own this comic when I was little and it was my favorit, cuz it explained all of spidey's abilities in full and showed pictures demonstrating his abilities. It was my proof to fan whores who thought just nebody could beat spiderman cuz he doesn't kill and his costume looks.......not very badass. In one pic Spidey dodges Wolverine, Mr. Fantastic, Wonderman, and a bunch of others in one continuous acrobatic display with much ease. His webbing can hold 2 tons of pressure. LOL i just forgot I have Marvel's official Ultimate Guide, the information is there. Bat man can bench 725 pounds? Spidey can bench 20,000 pounds......don't add up.

That's because you only account for what you can see. Mind of matter. Strategy over force. This is the winning hand. If you had enough thought to understand that you wouldn't be argueing with me.

The guide also states

"Even more impressive than his spiderlike strength is Spider-man's amazing speed and agilit, When it comes to quick-thinking, death-defyin, lightning-swift acrobatic stunts, the wall-crawling wonder is truly without equal. Spider-man moves with a fluid and casual grace that can't even be equaled by trained superathletes such as Captain America or Daredevil. He leaps from rooftos, somersaults over flagpoles, tumbles off water towers, and balances on top of light poles as he routinely trabels across the city in his own unique manner."