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----Homer Simpson ----
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
"What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."
----Bart Simpson----
"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"
Bart: "I am through with working. Working is for chumps."
Homer: "Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out."
----Lisa Simpson----
"Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."
Marge: "I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself."
Lisa: "Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked."
"If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time."
----Ralph Wiggum----
"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
----Principal Seymour Skinner----
"I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it."
Marge: [upon finding Homer's gun in the vegetable drawer] (gets really mad)
Homer: But how was I supposed to know you'd look there? (or something)
Ned: (screams) Purple drapes!! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!! (screams again)
Selma (or Patty I forget which): If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked you a cat! (from a Halloween episode)
Otto: [is smoking pot] [looks at fingers] They call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em fing.
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson
"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four." Homer Simpson
H"a ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)." Homer Simpson
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close." Homer Simpson
"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!" Homer Simpson
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. " Homer Simpson
"It takes like BURNING" Ralp Wiggum
Homer: It was worth it to get our Sugar Crisp. (singing) Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.
Marge: Homer, did you remember to put the foglights in?
Homer (singing): (ready with bowl) Guess I forgot to put the foglights in.
Woman: This film is so beautiful. (something like that)
Barney: You're very kind.
Woman: Did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.
Lisa: Poor predictable Bart, always picks rock.
Bart: Good old rock, nothin' beats that.
Grampa: ...and maybe... Stacy... can invent me young.... Heeeeelp!
Homer (singing): When something's stuck in your teeth, you must floss it.