wow Alias Neo what did you do find a simpsons quote page and copy it all! I didnt think there was gonna be any quotes left for anyone else to put! 😆
Ok Im going from memory so forgive me if they're not completely right...
Some ones I like:
Ralph : (with marge touching ralphs shoulder) "she's touching my special area"
Homer: (after marge asks him to pick up bart) Pick a bar...what the hells pickabar?
This ones from one of my all time fave ever episodes...
Homer :No beer, no t.v make homer somethin somethin..
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if I dooooo
"Sssh I'm shifting into steak mode"
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer: All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Homer: Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Homer: Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. B*st*rd! He's always one step ahead.
This one cracks me up....
Homer: I saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.'
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I love simpsons!
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this is all one quote
Lawyer: Sideshow Bob, if released you wouldn't by any chance pose a threat to one Bart Simpson?
Sideshow Bob: Bart Simpson??? The lovable little scamp who twice foiled my evil plans and sent me to this urine soaked hell-hole...
Judge: We object to the term ''urine soaked hell-hole when you could have said ''pee pee soaked heck-hole''.
Sideshow Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.
Lawyer: But Bob, don't you have a tattoo on your chest saying ''Die Bart, Die''?
Sideshow Bob: No! Thats German for ''The Bart, The''.
Judge: No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Parole granted.
that whole section just makes me laugh so hard everytime i see it. and yes i do realise how sad it is that i've memorised that whole scene.
marge: don't you think John is a little 'festive.'
homer: indeed (or something like that)
marge:no, i mean, he rathers the company of men
homer:who doesn't!
marge: now homer, listen to me very carefully, John is a ho-mo-
homer:yeah
marge: sexual!!
homer: screams
LOL
family is sitting on couch...
Bart:i'm sick of this, i'm going to moes.
homer:i'll come with you.
Just Homer
The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.
AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do.
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers...
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, it's how drunk you get.
Kids, if he (Grandpa) starts acting weird, lead him down into the basement.
Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!
Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
Mmmm, free goo!
Some more of my favorites...
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
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See a lot more here.