Simpsons funiest quotes

HOMER: Bart!!! turn that noise down.. i cant hear myself think..
(bart turns music off)
Homers brain: i want some peanuts
Homer: Thats better

i find it hysterical when homer has conversations with his brain lol

Heres a good one:

Bart: Mom, I need something to take to school for show-and-tell!
Marge: How about a potatoe? its pretty big.
Bart: Mom your always trying to get me to bring a potatoe, what is it with you?
Marge: I just think they're neat.

And this one:

Teacher: Skinner said the teachers will 'crack' any minute, purple monkey dishwasher!

Repeat post.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=22642&highlight=simpsons

my favearte one is when homer is making the barbaque, and he covers the english side of the instrustions in cument,

Homer- 'English side ruinded, must use french. LE GRILL! what the hell is le grill'

i like it when homer has to put in some tax thingy and he is late, and he is driving into things then he says "if i dont see it its not illegal" then he covers his eyes and crashes straight throught to tax office door

i dunno if this was posted yet but,
Grandpa: Well i noticed Molloy wore sneakers.............for sneaking!

What is a wedding? Well Websters dictinary describes wedding as a process of removing weed from one's garden

when te family went into witness protection

FBI Agent: your new name is Thompson
Homer: Gotcha
FBI Agent: When I say Hello mr. Thompson you say ok
Homer: M'kay
FBI Agent Agent: hello Mr. Thompson
Homer: Who's that?

This went on for hours. lol

Skinner said the teachers will 'crack' any minute, purple monkey dishwasher!

Skinner:

"Good job, Nibbles! Now quick, chew through my ball sack."

Homer & Ned:

Ned- I think we hit something, Homer.
Homer- I hope it was Flanders!

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?"
-Mayor Quimby

"This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against The Never Ending Story
-Lionel Hutz

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman"
-Homer Simpson

"To find Flanders, i've got to think like Flanders: I'm a big stupid moron who wears stupid glasses and the same stupid green sweater ever single...'The Springfield River'
-Homer Simpson

"Stupid Sexy Flanders!"
-Homer Simpson

"If the Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement"
-Homer Simpson

"Worst Episode Ever"
-Comic Book Guy

this might have been posted but i'm to lazy to check

Bart: dad you killed the zombie flanders

Homer: he was a zombie?

Originally posted by in flames
HELP ME JEBUS..lol; when homer said that i laughed for a day

lmao. that is one huge insider with all my friends 😄

how bout when bart steals a cop car and the FEMALE judge says to Bart, "you remind me of me, when i was a little BOY" that one is the best

marge- "no homer you'll kill us all"
homer- "or die trying"

gos so many to choose from ...'help me jebus help me' lol

Telephone woman: "Fine! I'll cut off your server!"
Homer: "Fine! I'll cut off your ponytail!"
Marge: "Homer!"
Homer: "Shhhh, it's called negotiating"

Ralph: "I broke my wookie"

i choo choo choo choose you ... and it has a picture of a train .... lol (ralph)