Elektra

Started by Arcane26 pages

why are u crying paola

Whats wrong Paola 🙁

it sucked that badly, the only way to show it is by crying....j/k (but not really)

best scene in the movie: when the hand ninja snapped his own neck

"Scantily clad action heroine with a sexy-tough pout? Check. Supernatural bad-guy gang of tattooed, Goth-punk clowns? Check.... A half-hearted, prefabricated effort."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE

"The movie doesn’t thrill like sticking one’s finger in a 110 volt socket - it’s more akin to the small, tingling sensation one gets when licking a 9 volt battery."
-- Stefan Halley, HERO REALM

"Devotees of awful filmmaking can't go wrong with this one."
-- Michael Wilmington, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

"Laughably bad...a tepid, torpid comic-book movie that could accurately be described as this year's 'Catwoman.'"
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION

more and more reviews go positive? where on elektra fansites? frank miller is probably trying to hang himself atm

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/elektra/

LMMFAO 😱 this is the funniest review ever

"A somehow stupider version of Mortal Kombat."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL

"Hmmm, where have I seen this before? Oh, yes, I saw it Wednesday night on television. Except her hair was pink. And I had eight more bucks in my wallet."
-- Tom Long, DETROIT NEWS

wow, these critics are hilarious!!!

schmoll I'm watching it anyway...

THATS RIGHT!

what i posted wasnt meant to stop paola or anyone from watching the movie, its just critic reviews and some were hilarious, go watch elektra, but use a student i.d of some sort and go before 6pm, im kidding of course, but it is a good plan because it saves money 😄

is Elektra good...I was thinking about seeing it Thursday..is it worth say 5 bucks?

it all depends on what kinda movies you like, imo its worse than mortal kombat and i dont mean mortal kombat is a bad movie, i mean its 2004 and its cg is probably equalled to mortal kombat, and the fight scenes are worse than mortal kombat

but who knows, maybe you'd like it, maybe you wont

I think I'll see it..you think it's better than Daredevil...I thought DD was okay.

then you'll probably like elektra, i think it was around the same level as DD

okay...I see it ..if I hate it I can blame you...well I can blame the director the writer the actors..say you think DD 2 will be any good if it ever comes out?

you could blame me, i think it sucks but i dont speak for everyone heheh, DD2 would be good if it got a new director, cast, and crew lol

you didn't Ben was a good DD? I thought he was okay.

Elektra was worse than catwoman.

what? impossible it was that bad?

It wasn't even as close as the horribaleness of Crapwoman.

Crapwoman didn't even follow a comic book story line.

Its true... Catwoman debuted in Batman and yet they started her off on her own line.

elektra didnt follow a comic book storyline much either, they used some of her enemies and kept her normal name, i dont know what that kamaguri stuff was about and in her first comics she was also a whore when not assasinating people....and she was really into hurting men and getting turned on by it lol