Originally posted by abhilegend
Holy wall of text Batman!!!
What's wrong? Don't like reading? Make sense based on your misleading interpretations of the comic.
Haha, its cute how you think that.
You think the truth is cute? Okay.
Surfer cried out in pain by his own shot on mars, Thor didn't.
Surfer ramming Thor into Mars and saying it hurt is proof that Thor was whooping Surfer's ass? What kind of garbage argument is that?
He didn't need to. He was just that damn durable that he could tank those love taps all day long.
Yeah that's why when the board was about to hit him the third time Thor was like "oh f*ck."
Its in-character for surfer for a long time, it doesn't always proves so good for him though. Thor might pull a Lunatik on him and bash his head in with his own board.
He had plenty of chances in their first fight, didn't happen. He had plenty of chances their recent fight, didn't happen. Instead the board kept being shoved up Thor's butt, almost literally.
You mean healing from a wound means someone got no damage from a dented skull? How amazing!!
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Fraction's Surfer doesn't have a skull to fracture, he's been show to turn into f'ing liquid, snow, cold air, and expand his head like a balloon. Bottom line is that dent did no lasting damage. I'll repeat so you understand, it did no lasting damage.
And I asked what about it? Nobody said it didn't hurt thor.
Is your memory that bad. You tried passing that initial head-butt as proof that Thor was whooping Surfer, even though that head-butt hurt Thor too with all that blood running down his face.
First thing first, he was more powerful than ever against Thor in first fight by Loki himself, nearly killed Thor with a warning shot by his own admission, knocked out a stunned thor with one attack in the same issue where he is supposed to be weaker and got oneshotted twice when he isn't supposed to be.
Surfer only said he felt powerful because of Loki's amp. But again, Surfer was depowered just prior to his first fight with Thor.
His depowerment was referenced in SS #2 http://i.imgur.com/1U7f4b3.jpg?1
He never regained his power in SS#3
And he fought Thor with Loki's amp in SS #4
He did? In which comic?
On his official website.
When he got drained like always and got oneshotted? Yeah, he was classic surfer all the same. Not when surfer has the worst record against energy draining among all the high heralds. By inductors? Because panther just randomly copied Doom's inductor based draining device and drained him like always.
We're talking about the arm bar here, not being drained. A high herald being armbarred is clearly PIS and can't be used in this forum. Surfer's not immune to being drained by super geniuses with prep. But neither are Galactus or Beyonder. 🙄
And annihilation amp never stuck.
Prove it. Or this another one of your countless baseless statements?
Why? Classic surfer has better feats than that. That doesn't excuses getting oneshotted by Karnilla or getting impaled by an Aleph robot.
Classic Surfer also has more low feats as well. You should know, you made it a hobby to collect low-feats for herald characters. 😱
Good thing we look at averages here.
Now you're just flip-flopping. Its a cheapshot in every way. Just because Thor does it all the time doesn't means its not. Nope. Cheapshots means every shot where a character got surprised attacked and isn't prepared for an attack from behind.He fought smartly and cheapshotted the enemy I'd say. He did it against magneto and Logan of all people called him out on using a dirty tactic.
See when you accuse me of flip-flopping it just proves you either have no reading comprehension or you just can't be bothered to read the text. My definition of cheapshot has been consistent this entire thread. Let me put it in terms that grade school kids can understand:
My definition = if a character surprise attacks someone from behind before a fight starts, that is a cheap shot
Your definition = if a character can't see the attack.
Based on your definition Invisible Woman's entire powerset is based on cheapshots, same with Super Skrull using her powers, same with Multiple Man surrounding his enemies with duplicates, same with Cyclops bouncing his optic blasts off walls.
If someone attacked Kitty and she phases through them, she should definitely not attack them from behind. She should wait for them to turn around and then attack. Other whys it's a cheapshot. Genius
I say all of the above are fair game as long as the fight has already started.
Nope. You're simply obfuscating a very simple idea.
No, more like your definition of cheapshot is asinine. Stop trying to perpetuate it.
Between what actually?
Can't help you see if you refuse to open your eyes.
Which Thor shattered and was holding back by surfer's own admission.
So? After he broke the force-field he was blasted into the ground and at Surfer's mercy. Read the scans, they're right above you.
He also lost to Bill in B&T and Bill beat the shit out of the same Thor who beat surfer in Surfer's own comic no less. By cheapshotting him. When Bill cheapshotted surfer while being wounded he KTFO surfer in two hits. Sure.
What happened to Surfer in BT was a real cheap-shot from Bill. Surfer was flying with the Infinity Watch and having a conversation with them when Bill initiates the fight by surprise attacking him from behind.
Remember my definition = if a character surprise attacks someone from behind before a fight starts, that is a cheap shot
You said stormbreaker couldn't counter surfer's attacks when it did just that.[quote]
No didn't. I clearly said Storm Breaker and Mjolnir are not auto-wins against Surfer. I said the hammers can't counter EVERYTHING Surfer throws at them like some people are implying. Again, reading comprehension. Please don't skim through posts. You need to read them carefully, just like you should with comics too.[quote]That tells us that the "depowered" surfer was just him not able to absorb power efficiently under earth's atmosphere.
No it doesn't. Stop making sh*t up. That scan in no way retcons his depowerement or even makes the slightest reference to his depowerement.
All it says is that the ozone blocks some energy, so he gathers energy another way, which burned a hole in the ozone. Again, reading comprehension.
Retcon what in that? Surfer never mentioned Sonic Shark in SS 2. In the same comics he tells us how cosmos "replenishes" his strength.
He clearly references his depowerement in SS #2
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Are you serious? You're trying to pass that scan as Surfer being back to full power? Surfer was making a statement about how he doesn't get energy from food like tea, he gets it from the cosmos.
But if you want to know where was surfer's power returned exactly to him, here it is told just after SS 18 in continuity.http://i.imgur.com/fTIZsMb.jpg
There you go, surfer absorbed back all the power it had absorbed from him. Its the same sonic shark BTW.
Happy?
Now who's flip flopping? You said that Surfer was restored to full power during his fight with Thor. Now you post scans that supposedly show that he was restored to full power much later after the fight (multiple volumes later).
Asgard is in a different dimension sure, but the depowered state was only on earth. And his mergence with Loki made him explicitly more powerful than ever.
No it wasn't. You haven't proved that at all. He wasn't restored to full power when he went to Asgard. It was Loki's power added to his own that made him more powerful.
So it matters little that he was depowered or not.
Of course it matters. If he was at full power and had Loki's amp, he would've devastated Thor a lot worse. But he was permanently weakened before fighting Thor, but had Loki's amp. It puts the fight into perspective.
Earlier Khazra claimed Surfer amped with Loki's power still lost to Thor. When it turned out Surfer was winning, and was also permanently depowered before the fight. This is why context matters, we get people saying false BS, and everyone accepts it.
Eh, I sure as heck don't get schooled by say carver in my superman knowledge.
No but you get schooled by Rage, Bran, and even Galan and have your "myth busts" myth busted, and have your Superman feats either discredited or toned down to reality. 😛