pirate pets adoption agency

*looks into hole* why are u still sayin ribbit? Ur a girl again!!

Oh....I thought I was turned in2 a frog and sold 2 a stranger...or am i gettin threads mixed up 😑

You were a frog, and then you were sold, and then you were...

...Oh, I don't know. Have some rum...

*takes the rum that Chez handed ova 2 APG and skulls it*
HAHA!!!

**keeps digging tunnel out of ditch**

😄 I can do this!! I WILL get out of this ditch! I SHALL ENDURE!

**gets too enthusiastic with shovel, hits the ground a little too gung-ho and smashes a water main; water comes flooding into ditch in a huge tidal wave**

shock shock
... Oh bugger...

*Is swept out of ditch by the water & watches chez get washed away*

Hmmmmm.......I wonder if she knows how 2 swim 😄

This is what I get for not swimming between the flags...

**watches ditch fill up; pulls out trusty water-wings and extra-special limited-edition autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel**

*waves as Chez goes floating by*
Hey I wonder where tink went???
*looks down and c's she is standing on tink's head who is now completly under water*
Oh........😄

**gets washed onto dry land**

Yes! YES!! I'm FREE! I'm OUT of the DITCH!! YEEEEEAHHH! 😱
💃 💃

**starts dancing, then accidentally trips and falls down a manhole**

OH NO...
Not again...!!
bored bored

*jumps off tinks head & looks down manhole*
Wat idiot put that there?? 😠

HELP!! HEEEEELP!! Get me OUT of here...!

**looks around at the bottom of the manhole; sees hundreds of crates of rum everywhere**

... Uh, never mind...!! 😄

LOL

RUMM 😱
*jumps in after Chez*
Geeeze this thread has gone off topic *shrugs*
All well we have Rum drunk

Hey look... there are animals down here, too...

**yells up the hole**
Anybody wanna buy a few iguanas and one porcupine, all slightly intoxicated?

(There... back on topic... 😉 ... sort of...)

😄 Yup
*starts drinking rum and puts animals in empty boxes so they don't go on a rampage like the other animals did*

What crazed animals?

**sees wild crocodile run over the top of the manhole, followed by crazed chimpanzee and T-Rex, all running in different directions**

Oh. THOSE crazed animals... 😉

Boy I'm glad I'm down here... **drinks more rum**
cheers

😐...*eats biskut*

Hey where did u get da biscuits from MG???
*covers manhole so none of the crazed animals get in*

**finds some burritos**

Hey cool... But, hmm... they're a little dusty...

**eats one**

They're still good! 😄

😆

*starts drinking more & more &more rum*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*falls on crates and brakes a stack of rum bottles*

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im melting