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*bounces around in ditch*
Ha Ha Ha HA Chez is in a ditch......Wait so am I 😑

LOL And I'm digging for treasure!!!

*starts digging self out of ditch*
Me want TREASURE 2

*hits something hard* Hey...I think I have something *tries to pick it up* Errrr a little help please!!!

Yeah, you've got something -- it's ME!! 😠

**stands up and dusts myself off**

Oh, look, Tink, now we're BOTH in a ditch...

hey where'd the treasure go??? Why am I in a ditch???

APG: *jumps out of ditch*
Hey Im not a bunny no more YAY
*turns in2 a frog*
Ribbit How did dat happen Ribbit
*jumps on2 Chez*
Ribbiy Ribbit Ribbit

Tink: *sitting in ditch* I didn't do it...

APG: *jumping on tinks head*
Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit Sure u didn't Ribbit Ribbit

**gets sick of APG the frog jumping on me and Tink; grabs APG the frog and waves her above the ditch**

HEY!! Anyone wanna buy this nice frog? Going CHEAP...

**sells APG for 27 cents to the closest weirdo walking nearby**

Well, that sorted THAT out. 😈

**goes back to trying to work out how to get out of the ditch**

APG: *in some weirdo's hands*
Hmmmmm Ribbit......Ribbit

Goodness gracious I have a wand...*waves wand and she's a girl again*...oops tryin to get us out...sorry APG!!

**keeps trying to work out how to get out of ditch, while the weirdo who bought APG is demanding a refund**

*tries to climb on top of Chez to get out of ditch* gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

**helps Tink climb out of ditch**

You've made it!! You're free! Be free, Tink!

**looks around**

Wait a minute... how am I supposed to get out now?!?...

*runs very quickly ignoreing Chez* YAY!!!!!!!!

**sits in ditch and sulks**

Well, if it's ONE consolation of being stuck in this ditch, at least now I have plenty of time to plan Tink's long and painful demise, heh, heh... 😈

**starts digging a tunnel out of ditch**

*throws a rock into ditch hopeing it hit Chez* I heard that!!!

**dodges rock**

Ha haaa! You missed! You missed! See, I'm smarter. I'm smar--

**gets hit with second rock thrown by Tink**

Urgghh... look at all the pretty lights...
**KLUNK**

APG: *jumps out of strangers hands and lands on unconscouse Chez*
Ribbit Dumby...& she calls herself a Pirate Ribbit