101 Things I would LOVE to be able to say to customers!

It might not ACTUALLY reach 101 ((and you are free to add your own)), but I had a bad day at work, and I need a rant!

Also, I might get a little swear-happy, so I'll spoiler them, so don't complain if you highlight them and end up with a potty mouth!

This first one is actually top of my list, and the one I want to say at least ten times a day...

1. Look, just

Spoiler:
piss

2. No, you cannot spend twenty

Spoiler:
f*cking

((well, the better things to do is a lie, but they

Spoiler:
piss

3. Are you that

Spoiler:
f*cking

Spoiler:
f*cking

Do you really need to spoiler those? 😑

It's just so I can't have people saying 'erh, you shouldn't swear, your a mod, you should set an example' - they've been warned 😄

Mods can't swear? 😐 Good lord.

*SNIFF* being a mod does suck ✅

Originally posted by MC Mike
Mods can't swear? 😐 Good lord.

I don't get where you get that...biznatch! Schweinhund! Schiesskopf! See, I'm swearing! 😛

Yes, but you is norty... and my topic is off after not even a whole page!

pokey

😂

😂 it is the off topic forum 😛

😄

Now, where was I...

4. Why the hell did you go to that till? I'm standing here. The display screen says 'Next Customer Please'. I actually lowered myself to making a sign which said 'Please Pay At Another Till'. So why did you go to the wrong till?

Customer - "Can you help me"?

Me - "No."

here's some more things.

No, you can't rent unless you pay your late fee. Just don't return your movies late, don't like it? Tough shit. (So much for mods not cussing)

No, you can't have your money back because you didn't like a movie you rented, that's the reason you rent movies, to see if they're good. Stooge.

Get out of the store.

Shut your little brat up.

Your kid is ugly.

Don't talk to me like I'm your friend, and don't call me by my first name because it's on my name tag, it's tacky and obnoxious. I don't like you, go home.

Yes, we're out of that movie, no, you can't rent another one for free. You're an idiot. Idiots aren't allowed in the store. Screw off, pig.

I just looked for that movie, we don't have it. I'm not looking again for you. Rent something else. That movie sucks anyways.

You want to talk to the manager? I am the manager, whore.

Originally posted by BackFire
You want to talk to the manager? I am the manager, whore.

Now that pisses me off! I'm the asisstant manager at my store for the summer, but no-one seems to believe me! It was the manager's day off, and someone came in saying 'I want to speak to the Manager' so Charlie came to get me, and this guy says 'No, I want to speak to the Manager!'

It really annoyed me, I mean, just because I'm 18 and a girl, suddenley I can't be a manager!

yeah, well I wasn't the manager....so....

Kids are scary cry

And do you know what happened today? Some little brat of a kid spat his sweet on one of the shelves and I didn't find it until quarter to five, and it had stuck to the shelf!

Yeah, that's why you kick kids. Preferably in the face.

*sniff* in the ass