101 Things I would LOVE to be able to say to customers!

Started by Linkalicious7 pages

Phoe...i recomment you get a job where you don't deal with customers directly.

I second that

I third 😂

That would be ideal, but it's not always easy.

tis true...

I like people though

I've heard BB swear at customers in German for being complete @$$holes...

hehe, that must be funny!

BF you work at blockbuster?

haha....where do you all work at?

some people are just too dumb to understand

CAN'T YOU PUT SALT AND VINEGAR ON YOUR CHIPS WITHOUT SPILLING IT ALL OVER THE COUNTER?! 😠

Originally posted by MC Mike
Mods can't swear? 😐 Good lord.
**** that

MAKE UP YOU'RE ****IN MIND THERE'S ONLY 12 FLAVOURS!!!! 😠

Oh god, i wanna murder some of my coustomers...especially the stuck up old ladies.

Old Lady - Can i have a coffee?

Me- What kind of coffee would you like?

Old Lady - Just a coffee...a normal coffee, you are selling coffee's someone would think you would know about it.

Me - im sorry, but what exactly is a normal coffee...we have latté, mocha, cappuchinos, americana's, filter coffee, de-caf all of the aboce, espresso...what exactly is a ''normal'' coffee to you.

Old Lady - my god, you rude little person, cant you just serve me a coffee? Good gracious, children today.

Me - 😠 hmm, ok then.

(i refused to serve so she reported me to a general manager 😐 )

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
hehe, that must be funny!

BF you work at blockbuster?

Used too. I was the worst employee there, gave customers shit all the time. And I'd trick them into paying their late fees when they didn't want to.

But Id love to say:

-Learn to goddamned read!!
-Its not my damned fault your coffee is too expencive for you, if you have no money DONT BUY IT!
-Move off your fat ass, and get the sugar yourself you lazy bastard.

droolio i feel better cry

Can you please tell you're child to get off the counter 🙄
Or can you save us all alot of time and order your goddamn self and not let the little brat talk 😠

Holy shit, Lil. Old people suck. I hated dealing with them. They always think that just because they're old and incompetant they should get special treatment.

Like this one time at BB, this old man came in and wanted to rent something on his daughters account, but he didn't have membership card. So, I asked him for his daughters last name. He gave me a name and I typed it in, nothing came up. I asked him if he was sure that his daughter rents at this store, he said she does. So I spent a few minutes typing in the name he gave me, and other variations of the name in case he spelled it wrong. He started getting impatient and asked me what was taking so long, I told him that the last name isn't in the computer, and asked him again if he was sure he spelled it properly and that she rents at this store. He said yes and got a real snotty attitude. Finally, a manager came over and asked what was wrong. I told him that the name the man gave me isn't coming up. SO the manager started typing in names similar to the one that the guy gave me. Finally, he guessed the name correctly and it came up.

I told the old man I was sorry for taking so long, and he was like "You know, back when I was deputy sheriff we would arrest incompetent people like you". This, of course, was the last thing I needed right now. So I said "Hey man, it's not my fault you don't remember your own daughters last name.". He got mad and left the store, and I felt good for making an old stupid man upset.

The morale of the story - Always go out of your way to piss old people off.

lol, i remember when i was 15 and working at mcdonalds

man- so, you go to college to get this job?

me- no sir i just need the money...

man- well, how much money do you get anyway? 2 bucks a day?

me- well it pays more then your job, being a hobo and all, what do you get? 50 cents a day to demean yourself?

man- you keep mouthing of like that and YOULL be the hobo soon enough

(he pissed me off so much that i accidently told the cook to drop his burger meat on the floor)

^ and that is why i don't go to McDonalds anymore 😐

Originally posted by BackFire
Holy shit, Lil. Old people suck. I hated dealing with them. They always think that just because they're old and incompetant they should get special treatment.

Like this one time at BB, this old man came in and wanted to rent something on his daughters account, but he didn't have membership card. So, I asked him for his daughters last name. He gave me a name and I typed it in, nothing came up. I asked him if he was sure that his daughter rents at this store, he said she does. So I spent a few minutes typing in the name he gave me, and other variations of the name in case he spelled it wrong. He started getting impatient and asked me what was taking so long, I told him that the last name isn't in the computer, and asked him again if he was sure he spelled it properly and that she rents at this store. He said yes and got a real snotty attitude. Finally, a manager came over and asked what was wrong. I told him that the name the man gave me isn't coming up. SO the manager started typing in names similar to the one that the guy gave me. Finally, he guessed the name correctly and it came up.

I told the old man I was sorry for taking so long, and he was like "You know, back when I was deputy sheriff we would arrest incompetent people like you". This, of course, was the last thing I needed right now. So I said "Hey man, it's not my fault you don't remember your own daughters last name.". He got mad and left the store, and I felt good for making an old stupid man upset.

The morale of the story - Always go out of your way to piss old people off.

Ugh, you're so right! They actually do think they need a special treatment for being old, like anyone gives a shit.

Same goes for old people walking in the middle of the street, super slowly, not willing to move either way and make the way for the rest of us, then when we try to pass, they start having a rant about the rudness and disrespect! Sheesh...just cos they're old and unstable doesnt mean the rest of us are.

Originally posted by BackFire
Customer - "Can you help me"?

Me - "No."

here's some more things.

No, you can't rent unless you pay your late fee. Just don't return your movies late, don't like it? Tough shit. (So much for mods not cussing)

No, you can't have your money back because you didn't like a movie you rented, that's the reason you rent movies, to see if they're good. Stooge.

Get out of the store.

Shut your little brat up.

Your kid is ugly.

Don't talk to me like I'm your friend, and don't call me by my first name because it's on my name tag, it's tacky and obnoxious. I don't like you, go home.

Yes, we're out of that movie, no, you can't rent another one for free. You're an idiot. Idiots aren't allowed in the store. Screw off, pig.

I just looked for that movie, we don't have it. I'm not looking again for you. Rent something else. That movie sucks anyways.

You want to talk to the manager? I am the manager, whore.

😂 😂 😂