101 Things I would LOVE to be able to say to customers!

Customer: "Do you work here?"

Me: *looks at embroidered Hallmark Apron, and Hallmark nametag with my name on it* I shake my head "No, I don't" and walk away.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID????????? cry crybaby crying 😬 😐blowup

I'm serving someone else alone in the store....

Someone else in line....
"Umm excuse me can someone help us?"
I look around....

Do you see anyone ****in else, like holy **** no just to be a ****in ***** I bound and gagged everyone else because I enjoy working with idiots all day 😐

Me to customer: "Good News!! I've decided not to kill you!!"

lol

that sucks, but I still wanna job.

~ me, - customer

~ Hi
- Bacon and egg bap please
~ Sorry, we've sold out of bacon and eggs, we've got burgers, sausages, and chips
- I'll have a bacon bap then
~ There isn't any bacon left I'm afraid
- Can I have a sausage and egg bap please
~ We can only do whats on the menu. You can have a sausage bap, or a hotdog
- OK I'll have a sausage bap please

😐

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Oh god, i wanna murder some of my coustomers...especially the stuck up old ladies.

Old Lady - Can i have a coffee?

Me- What kind of coffee would you like?

Old Lady - Just a coffee...a normal coffee, you are selling coffee's someone would think you would know about it.

Me - im sorry, but what exactly is a normal coffee...we have latté, mocha, cappuchinos, americana's, filter coffee, de-caf all of the aboce, espresso...what exactly is a ''normal'' coffee to you.

Old Lady - my god, you rude little person, cant you just serve me a coffee? Good gracious, children today.

Me - 😠 hmm, ok then.

(i refused to serve so she reported me to a general manager 😐 )

*rolls in the floor laughing*

OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!1
😆 😆>i just cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silver tears ones r also funny!!

poor little fellas 😖😖😖

Originally posted by ~Angel~
(what I want to say/do) Me: "Sure" *stand there, look like I'm thinking, not moving an inch* "Yes, just as I suspected, all the cards are out."

lol, i did the exact same thing to some old lady, i remember she wanted a mc flurrry, and all we had were the m&m things, so shes like can you check for orio's, and i do the same exact thing.... they never listen, i dont think i can work for a place that you have to deal with people, i wanna be a cop, so if they piss me off, i just shoot them 😄

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Ugh, you're so right! They actually do think they need a special treatment for being old, like anyone gives a shit.

Same goes for old people walking in the middle of the street, super slowly, not willing to move either way and make the way for the rest of us, then when we try to pass, they start having a rant about the rudness and disrespect! Sheesh...just cos they're old and unstable doesnt mean the rest of us are.

We used to have this old lady in, and she swore worse than me - she used to complain about the f*cking prices, and how 'young people nowadays were all

Spoiler:
cunts

ok, so I work atSuperdrug, which has a bright green tshirt. I went into Waitrose to get my lunch ((and they all wear light grey embroidered shirts)) Some stupid woman comes up to me and says "Do you work here?"

😠

I just wanted to scream! "Open your f*cking eyes, my tshirt says SUPERDRUG, you prat!"

That happened before to me ✅
I was wearing our green apron and black pants, and we have to wear white fitted dress shirts ✅

So I was on break and I went over next door to this cinnamon bun place because someone at work wanted something, and I was standing on one side of the counter waiting to be served while the actual employees stand on the other side wearing a bright red t-shirt, and this lady walks up to me and goes "excuse me can you help me find something?"

I was like ummmm I don't work here 🤨

lol just like angel😛

like i said before, old people suck

Okay Laura Secord where I work sells chocolates ✅ Godiva also sells chocolates, and it's our biggest rival in the mall where I work, so some ****in retard comes up to me and asks "Ummm excuse me do you sell Godiva chocolates ?" I swear I was gonna throw a truffle at them 😐

So I'm like no, we don't we're Laura Secord not Godiva.....
Then they're like well can you tell me where Godiva is?

Like what the ****, why come into our store and ask for the other store 🙄

People are always coming in and asking the stupidest questions

"Do you sell stationery here?"

"Do you sell books here?"

"Do you sell clothes here?"

NO WE'RE A F*CKING CHEMIST!

😂 remind me to do that in future

Originally posted by silver_tears
Okay Laura Secord where I work sells chocolates ✅ Godiva also sells chocolates.......

😱 theres a shop called Godiva, which is your biggest rival?!

people are idiots! i'm glad i don't have to work.

Originally posted by furryman
😂 remind me to do that in future

😱 theres a shop called Go[b]diva, which is your biggest rival?! [/B]

God-iva 😛
It's named after Lady Godiva who rode a horse naked through her town ✅

Elderly gent customer - "Have you been drinking?"
Me on my last day working in the Library - "Of course sir! I Had to coz I've just been f*cking your wife!"

Seriously, at Coffee Primo, when im at work, idiot after idiot comes in 😐

I had such a hellish day at work, because people are soooooo rude!

I wold serriously suggest to anyone not to piss of people who make you or give you any kind of food or drink.