101 Things I would LOVE to be able to say to customers!

OMG! I had this a$$ hole come in yesturday to buy a boombox, we offer lower prices for cash, but he INSISTED that i gave him the $150 unit for $140. Why? I dont havve a clue. In the end i just said fcuk it, and i agreed. anyway. When were putting items through we need to get the customers details, for warranty and financial reasons, otherwise the system wont put the item through. This A$$ was acting all Mr Bond and refusing to give me his phone number. So I says to him I says "I cant do that sir, sorry. And i turned aroud and walked away. 20 minutes later he came back to me and baught a $370 boom box and paid cash. I was so goddamn proud of myself 😄.

HIGH FIVE! *sticks out hand* 😛

DAMN STRAIGH!!!! 😉

So I don't mind, at work, being asked over and over again or being over slaved! But I SWEAR! If those Old hags to cool it I'M GOING TO LOSE IT! They forget stuff and blame it on me, thank god I'm a friend of the managers though 🙂

thats why you work somewhere where no old ladies come in, like the rock climbing place im trying to get a job at.

😂

i hope i get new brakes soon, i have to keep borrowing my mom's car

ah that sux. I'm probably gonna start wanting to fall asleep, I'll stay on 4 10 minutes more *yawns*

But to all of those rude customers who r full of themselves, and they want an answer to their question, or they think they don't need any of "my" help but they end up asking me anyways I'd really love to just turn and say Fu<k off.

Well I g2g night all 😊

nite

The one thing that I'd like to say to a rude customer is . . . . "Hey, look . . . a pterodactyl!" Then I hit them over the head with a chair. 😬

😂

I'm applying for a job at my college's bookstore, that'd be pretty cool...discount on books! 😱

But that'd also require me to deal with people...😠

But not many old senile people come to college bookstores...😉

i hate working in a convenience store. i feel like say to most customers 'will your face crack if you smile?!', & 'chee, don't say please or thank you will you a-hole'

I deal with customers all the time, they suck ass.

Nearly everyday I will get one who wants to pay for his/her gas with a credit card, I swipe the card and finish the transaction then the person will suddenly want to pay in cash.

So then I have to void the transaction and fill out VOID paperwork.

Those assmonkeys.

One thing I really hate is when people come in and say "This is 10p cheaper in Boots, I want to return it." WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU BOUGHT IT YOU CHEAPSKATE! I mean, come on, 10p?

Aaargh, this STUPID woman today - she bought something off the damages shelf, then came back a couple of hours later saying 'I don't want this, it's damaged'. I just wanted to SCREAM!

I wish we had caller ID at work. That way when the lady who calls us every day looking for the new TY beanie babies calls, I can pretend we have an automated answering system.

I would be like:
"thank you for calling ______ Hallmark.
If you are calling to talk to a manager, press 1.
If you are calling to talk to a sales associate, press 2.

*presses 2*
- I'm sorry, all sales associates are currently unavailable.
If you are calling to place an order, press 3.

*presses 3*
-If you are calling to order TY Beanie Babies, press 1.
- Currently, our in store stock shows that there are no new Beanies since you called last. Just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that...........😄

Originally posted by Phoenix
Aaargh, this STUPID woman today - she bought something off the damages shelf, then came back a couple of hours later saying 'I don't want this, it's damaged'. I just wanted to SCREAM!

I have kinda the same problem. people buy newspapers, then once they've read them they bring them back & say 'I've b(r)ought the wrong paper, can i have a refund?' 😠