101 Things I would LOVE to be able to say to customers!

Me - , Customer ~ , = manager

- Hello may I help you ma'am?
~Yes you can help me. Can you? Well I'm looking for a certain book if you could just tell me.
- and what book would that be ma'am?
~*looks like deep in thought* wait, you made me forgot.
- I'm sorry that I've been a inconvinence to you ma'am.
~ you should be. I'm going to tell the manager.
- Excuse me ma'am but I've done nothing wrong, you came to the "customer sevice" desk and were asking for a book, then stating that I "made" you forget. I have done nothing wrong for you to call the manager Ma'am.
~WELL GUESS WHAT!? NOW YOU HAVE! YOU CHILDREN THESE DAYS! SO RUDE!
- 😐 I'll get the manager now.
~ THANK YOU!
= what's wrong laura?
- I was asked by this nice old lady over there *points* to get you so she may discuss my "rude" behavior.
= Really now?
- yes sir.
*walks with manager back to desk*
= what has laura done ma'am?
~She made me forget what book I wanted. AND SHE TALKED BACK!
= Well ma'am no one can make you forget first of all, second, laura, please explain.
- *goes over the whole thing*
= all right then.
~ O! WAIT! I just remembered what book I wanted! And I know where it is!
= good to here ma'am.
~I'll be going now thank-you. *walks away*
= what's with her?
- I have no clue.
*end*
GOD! I HATE B!TCHES LIKE THOSE! I WANTED TO YELL AT HER SOOOO BAD! SHE HAD MAJOR ISSUES! "she made me forget" my a$$! 😠

But then again she was old and senile 😐

I hate it when people ask me questions about why their is a dead fish in the tank, and I say because it just happens sometimes. Of course their is going to be dead fish because fish die all the time, and we have lots of them. Then people get of pissy and say well we are just going to go somewhere else where they take care of their fish. And like we dont? Hello??? We change our fish tanks once week, and do water testing every other day.

Also hate it when small children follow me around and keep bothering me about wanting to go in the small animal room. And I have to keep telling them over and over they have to be 16 or older.

Or when the same person keeps calling to ask all kinds of questions like 10 times in one day, then calls back the next with lots more. Then gets mad if I have to put them on hold.

People just annoy me sometimes

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
I hate it when people ask me questions about why their is a dead fish in the tank, and I say because it just happens sometimes. Of course their is going to be dead fish because fish die all the time, and we have lots of them. Then people get of pissy and say well we are just going to go somewhere else where they take care of their fish. And like we dont? Hello??? We change our fish tanks once week, and do water testing every other day.

Also hate it when small children follow me around and keep bothering me about wanting to go in the small animal room. And I have to keep telling them over and over they have to be 16 or older.

Or when the same person keeps calling to ask all kinds of questions like 10 times in one day, then calls back the next with lots more. Then gets mad if I have to put them on hold.

People just annoy me sometimes

Sometimes. Where do you work? Or at least what do you do? 🙂

Jacks aquarium &pets

Kewl, right now I have a part-time job @ barnes & nobles 😄

Guessing you like to read??
If so thats cool because I love reading 🙂

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE READING! I'm not a book worm person though, i just like to have quite time, be able to read books relating to the mood i am in. 😊

I'm kind of a book worm. The kind of books I mainly like are fantasy

I have a wide variety of books that I like, fantasy/mythological, Biography, Autobiography, and some Sci-fi, manga, and umm... Books going over great discoveries and such. 😊

Hmmm. I sell TV'home theater systems, and some people come in and think they know more than me, which the DONT!!! And sometimes i would LOOOOOVE to say "I DONT CARE that you think you can get this cheaper somewhere else....cuzz u CANT u f00l!!!" 😄

Originally posted by Kosta
Hmmm. I sell TV'home theater systems, and some people come in and think they know more than me, which the DONT!!! And sometimes i would LOOOOOVE to say "I DONT CARE that you think you can get this cheaper somewhere else....cuzz u CANT u f00l!!!" 😄

Ooooooo good one 😄

i work in a grocery store 😐

somone PLEASE SHOOT ME

It's okay... I think 😛

Hmmm... you could try and see if they have any openings in anyother stores you might want to work at nosweat

when my truck works, i might.

but it has no breaks

RUNNAWAY TRUCK! 😱

😂

❌ not fun, i found it out the hard way

"No! Despite what you mignt think plasma TV's are NOT crap. But if you insist, I can sell you this Omni 34cm peace of shit for a lot more that its worth. You F*CKING PRAT!!!!!"

I work at a pet store, and I actually like my job
Worse part is dealing with people, but I get to deal with animals to. Which is fun.

😛 sounds like you live near me, there's not an IQ above 70 for miles 😉