Does Obi-Wan know.....

Explain Zero

Cuz he's a sexist and doesn't believe women should be Jedis.

Originally posted by zutalurs
Cuz he's a sexist and doesn't believe women should be Jedis.

Originally posted by jedijunky1138
Explain Zero

Yes, explain this new information that only surfaced until now and must have slipped George Lucas' mind.

if you recall in ROTJ, When luke is hiding under the throne room and Luke begins thinking of, Vader says "Your feelings are strong, especially for sister, so you have a twin sister, Obi-wan was wise to hide her from me "

That doesn't mean Obi-Wan was their father.

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Im serious. Obi-wan is luke and leias dad. End . of. Story.

😆 zero you crack me up

Originally posted by ctsketch
if you recall in ROTJ, When luke is hiding under the throne room and Luke begins thinking of, Vader says "Your feelings are strong, especially for sister, so you have a twin sister, Obi-wan was wise to hide her from me "

Originally posted by jedijunky1138
Come on! You know thats not true. there are plenty of female jedi

Yoda just keeps them around as sex slaves.

Again! This is a serious discussion.

It is? Like life and death serious? Like someone could discover the cure for cancer by discussing this or any other myriad of stupid details in a MOVIE?
Sorry. I'll take my sense of humor and ability to enjoy elsewhere.
Where should I tell the Nobel guys to send your prize and check?

Originally posted by Arahael
Yes, explain this new information that only surfaced until now and must have slipped George Lucas' mind.

It didn't slip georges mind - he has placed hints about this all the way through the movies.

Near the end of ROTJ when Vader, Luke and the Emperor are all facing off the Emp comments on Lukes new saber

"Ah, yes, a Jedi's weapon. Much like your father's."

And then catches himself and makes a deliberate reversal save by saying something about vader and the dark side and how your father can now never be turned, but it's just waffle and bluff (and sounds like it - he's thinking on his feet...

Because if you look at Lukes Saber in ROTJ - it doesn't resemble Vaders Saber at all - it's "Much like his fathers" IE Obi-Wans (which it is indeed the dead spit of.)

Y'all believe that Leia could be the offspring of whineykin if you like - I for one think someone with balls that big has to be the daughter of obi.

Originally posted by jedijunky1138
That is a good point. I still dont know why Obi-Wan thinks Luke is there last hope.

because

a) Leia hasn't had any training and
b) it's what writers like to refer to as a "plot device" - it kept us wondering and talking about it for YEARS...

Originally posted by Mr Zero
It didn't slip georges mind - he has placed hints about this all the way through the movies.

Near the end of ROTJ when Vader, Luke and the Emperor are all facing off the Emp comments on Lukes new saber

"Ah, yes, a Jedi's weapon. Much like your father's."

And then catches himself and makes a deliberate reversal save by saying something about vader and the dark side and how your father can now never be turned, but it's just waffle and bluff (and sounds like it - he's thinking on his feet...

Because if you look at Lukes Saber in ROTJ - it doesn't resemble Vaders Saber at all - it's "Much like his fathers" IE Obi-Wans (which it is indeed the dead spit of.)

Y'all believe that Leia could be the offspring of whineykin if you like - I for one think someone with balls that big has to be the daughter of obi.

You're all wrong. Luke and Leia are Jar-Jar's children. And Jar-Jar is the lost hope that Yoda speaks of.

^^^ Deadly Serious. No fun or joking allowed!

When Obi-Wan was killed on the first death star, he lost his saber. when Luke lost his hsnd in ESB, he lost his. What saber did he have to base his own on? There is no way that he could have made a saber to look like eather Vaders or Obi-wans. The Emperor was generalizing. All sabers are much alike.

Originally posted by jedijunky1138
There is no way that he could have made a saber to look like eather Vaders or Obi-wans. The Emperor was generalizing. All sabers are much alike.

And yet he DID make a saber that is almost exactly like obi wans and NOTHING like vaders.

You wait - the reason Obi and Whineykin mix it up in the next movie is because whineykin finds out Obi knocked up his wife... you heard it here first.

You have absolutly no proof of this. It is absurd to even go any further with this. The fact bolster my point. There are no facts to support you claim.

Originally posted by jedijunky1138
You have absolutly no proof of this. It is absurd to even go any further with this. The fact bolster my point. There are no facts to support you claim.

if you're referring to 'mr zero' im sincerely hoping his tongue was firmly in his cheek as he posted

Originally posted by Darth_Duffy
if you're referring to 'mr zero' im sincerely hoping his tongue was firmly in his cheek as he posted