*camera goes to an unconscious Carnage still lying in the bathroom*
Carnage: *wakes up groggy* Uhh what happened and why does my head hurt?
Spider-Man: Oh, well we were talking politics and you were going to ask the rest outside how they felt about George Bush getting re-elected.
Carnage: Oh yeah well I better go s-- wait a minute you were going to set me up on a date with Aunt May!
Spider-Man: Yeah...about that. Wouldn't you rather go out with someone a little youn--
Carnage: *interrupts him* Aunt May! *forms a spear*
Spider-Man: OKOK dammit (thinks to himself) first uQifg2WV wants to go out with her now him. What is wrong with the world?!
Eddie Brock: *walks up to Spider-Man and Carnage* Damn. I feel nude without my venom symbiote.
Spider-Man: You ARE nude you idiot
Eddie Venom: Oh yeah. Don't look at me.
Spider-Man: Why the hell would I look at you in the first place?
Eddie Brock: Because...*kicks Spider-Man in the face and runs away*
*camera goes to Thor and Superman who are in a intense handfight*
Superman: Come on goldilocks, is that the best you can do?
Thor: Make fun of me all you want, you know you want me
Superman: ...
Thor: I mean my hair *sticks tongue out and flickers it up and down*
Superman: ...What the hell are you doing?
Thor: Trying to distract thee
Superman: Well it's weird so stop, pervert
Thor: Well you stop...you're jerry curl's stupid!
Superman: No one makes fun of my jerry curl, especially not a little goldilocks man who likes to flicker his tongue at people. *wins the handfight* Yeah! *picks up Batman* Who's the man?
Batman: Clark put me down
Superman: Who's the man?!
Batman: Clark please, you're embarrassing me.
Superman: Who's the FU**ING MAN?!
Batman: You are. Now put me down before I shove kryptonite up your ass.
Superman:.....ok
Dr. Doom: (thinking to himself) So to kill Superman I will have to steal that kryptonite from Batman and somehow get it far enough up Superman's butthole as humanly possible! Of course! Why didn't I think of that before! It's so clear to me now! I will do it in the next episode of Bar Room Brawl! HAHAHA Doom 4EVA! (does a gangsta symbol with his hands) numbah 1 in da hood G!