Originally posted by BobbyD
Time to bring back one of the greatest all time vs threads in these forums. Does anyone feel like writing a story?If you're unfamiliar with this thread, make your sandwich, grab a bag of chips, and some milk and cookies, and enjoy.....
Worth a trip back in time.....
I've been thinking about contributing another chapter for some time - stay tuned. It's the funniest thread I've been a part of, here. 🙂
Supes : ...And thats number 35690 *Crumples can of beer before throwing it over his head , the can lying in a HUGE pile*
Doom : Doom DEMANDS that you pick up all this garbage you alien cretin
Supes : Hey kiss my darkseid beating , fanboy gathering , Supergirl raping ass !
*The bar patrons pause in what their doing , half are ether unconscious or watching Supes carefully *
Supes : Uhh did i say that last bit out loud *sheepish look upon his face*
Xavier : Get him !
*Spiderman sighs and webs all of the expensive glasses off of the wall , considering taking a few drops for 'comfort*
Supes : Hey now let's not let things get out of han- *Face suddenly decides to have a nice chat to the floor*
Juggernaut : *Standing over Supes , posing and flexing his Muscles* YEAH , I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B*TCH ,!
*Juggs suddenly goes flying , a uppercut from a severely pissed off big blue sending him clear out of the bar*
Supes : *Eyes glowing red* WHO ELSE WANTS SOME HUH !
*Everyone backs down...except for ONE person*
Xavier : *Gasp* No don't do it , it's Suicide !
Rouge : Please Sugah he'll kill ya !!
Wonder-woman : Great *Insert random roman god here* he'll be reduced to nothingness
Supes : HAH , you think you have the cajones to take ME on.
wolverine : Thats right bub !
Supes : Take your best shot !!!
wolverine : YARGHHHHHHHHHHHH *Slashes ineffectively at Superman*
Supes : My Turn ! *Heat visions wolverine to a skeleton* Now that thats over and done with... *Turns back to the bar * Yes, bartender !
Collosus : Dah ?
Supes : One of your finest Super-martinis , and make it quick like or you'll face the same fate as that other dirty mutie !
Voice : You really don't read recent issues do you bub ?
Supes : Huh ? *Get's Hauled backwards and Mauled to death by a fully regenerated Wolverine*
IM : *Stalks in * Yes ! With these skin and hair fragments I can create my own Super clone army MWAHAHAHAHAH !
Everyone : *Looks at Iron-Man*
IM: What ? I'm an ass-hole now
Superboy : Sweet i get to come back.
Zombie supes : *Pat's Superboy on the shoulder* M'fraid not kid , you just suck to much.
Superboy : Awwwwww
Everyone : *Laughs*
Originally posted by grey fox
Supes : ...And thats number 35690 *Crumples can of beer before throwing it over his head , the can lying in a HUGE pile*Doom : Doom DEMANDS that you pick up all this garbage you alien cretin
Supes : Hey kiss my darkseid beating , fanboy gathering , Supergirl raping ass !
*The bar patrons pause in what their doing , half are ether unconscious or watching Supes carefully *
Supes : Uhh did i say that last bit out loud *sheepish look upon his face*
Xavier : Get him !
*Spiderman sighs and webs all of the expensive glasses off of the wall , considering taking a few drops for 'comfort*
Supes : Hey now let's not let things get out of han- *Face suddenly decides to have a nice chat to the floor*
Juggernaut : *Standing over Supes , posing and flexing his Muscles* YEAH , I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B*TCH ,!
*Juggs suddenly goes flying , a uppercut from a severely pissed off big blue sending him clear out of the bar*
Supes : *Eyes glowing red* WHO ELSE WANTS SOME HUH !
*Everyone backs down...except for ONE person*
Xavier : *Gasp* No don't do it , it's Suicide !
Rouge : Please Sugah he'll kill ya !!
Wonder-woman : Great *Insert random roman god here* he'll be reduced to nothingness
Supes : HAH , you think you have the cajones to take ME on.
wolverine : Thats right bub !
Supes : Take your best shot !!!
wolverine : YARGHHHHHHHHHHHH *Slashes ineffectively at Superman*
Supes : My Turn ! *Heat visions wolverine to a skeleton* Now that thats over and done with... *Turns back to the bar * Yes, bartender !
Collosus : Dah ?
Supes : One of your finest Super-martinis , and make it quick like or you'll face the same fate as that other dirty mutie !
Voice : You really don't read recent issues do you bub ?
Supes : Huh ? *Get's Hauled backwards and Mauled to death by a fully regenerated Wolverine*
IM : *Stalks in * Yes ! With these skin and hair fragments I can create my own Super clone army MWAHAHAHAHAH !
Everyone : *Looks at Iron-Man*
IM: What ? I'm an ass-hole now
Superboy : Sweet i get to come back.
Zombie supes : *Pat's Superboy on the shoulder* M'fraid not kid , you just suck to much.
Superboy : Awwwwww
Everyone : *Laughs*
Nice - except you didn't follow continuity established by the previous chapters, which others writers have done. I killed off Superman on page 5 ( he was trapped under mjolnir and couldn't get up.)
Originally posted by roughrider
Nice - except you didn't follow continuity established by the previous chapters, which others writers have done. I killed off Superman on page 5 ( he was trapped under mjolnir and couldn't get up.)
Then it takes place In Bar-room 2564 , which was later destroyed by Crisis of infinite Bar-rooms . But no one noticed because they were too damn hammered.
Originally posted by BobbyD
I know. How could you do that to Big Blue?! 😠 🙁
Hey - Captain America got disintegrated by Darkseid much earlier than that! And Martian Manhunter killed Bruce Banner while unconscious.
What - Superman can't get killed off like everyone else? DC editors aren't running this thread! 😉 😛