*Fades to front entrance of bar where we see Dr. Strange*
*Storm walks over to Strange*
Storm:"Its been really busy lately right Strange"
Strange: "Yeah it has been."
*storm looks over at Strange with a weird look*
Storm: "what have you been doing during all this"
*Strange stands up with his chin held high
Strange: "I have been charged with protecting this facility from the hoorors of the outside world by personally using my vast mystical knowledge to ensure everyone is truely of noble intent."
Storm: "Magneto has you greeting guests right"
*Strange slumps his shoulders and then quickly goes back to his former glory.*
Strange: "That and I'm the offical Birthday Clown!!!!!!!!!!"
Storm: "Because your the only one that can make balloon animals right"
Strange: "By the Vishanti I'm going to kill myself now thank you Storm."
Storm: "No problem Strange excuse me while I head back to my job of waitress which tips by the way."
*Storm skips off leaving Strange to sulk at his front door cair.*
*Pan to a smoke filled table with cans of beer and all kinds of items on the table we turn around to see Thanos, Thor, A finally Concious Thing, and Batman with Rouge in his lap.*
"Its your turn Thanos are you in or out"
Thing: "Thats what your mom said last night Batman"
Batman: "Thing can you stop saying that not everything has to do with my Mother and the previous night besides my Mother is dead you @sshole."
Rouge: "Oh your mom died thats so said maybe I can be your new Mother yor Suga Momma that is"
*Batman sighes*
*Thanos finally decides his action*
Thanos, "I'm in and I'll see your Batmobile and raise you one handheld DeathRay"
Thing: "Yeah thats what Your Mom said last night."
Thor: "Thou seems to possess a Brain made of thy Rocky Body Thingy Mortal. Now ye woman of wonder fech Might Thor his ale serving whench."
WW: "What did you just call me."
Thor: "Thy fair lady I called you Serving whench"
*Wonder Woman hits Thor into the bathroom bloodlust in her eyes ready to tangle with the Thunder God himself.*
*Batman reaches over and looks at Thor's cards. Thanos peers right at him.*
Batman: "What? It counts as prep time for me."
(To be continued possibly)
*Camera is on Thor, embedded in the bathroom wall by Wonder Woman. He pulls himself out just as she enters.*
Thor: "Ah! I was feeling a lack of action here tonight, Amazon! Though it has been long since I have fought a female, thou should know the Mighty Thor is a feared barroom brawler in both Asgard and Midgard, so I am honour bound to give you this chance to surrend-"
(Wonder Woman slugs him back into the same hole)
WW: "I see your reputation as a braggart is well deserved, Norseman! Thor truly fights with his mouth. Hasn't your time among mortals brought you enough humility? Where I am from, we settle things with swords, not words!"
Thor: "I see you will not be like your friend the Kryptonian, with sunlight for bone marrow! A warrior born, indeed. (steps out of the hole) I hope I shall not have to serve you as I heard my friend Hercules served your mother, however."
WW: "ANIMAL! By Gaea, you will pay for that!" (lunges at him, but Thor catches her in mid-air and body slams her. WW reverses and kicks him off, and they stand with arms clenched together, trying to push the other back.)
Thor: "Gaea...was my mother, harpy. Do not...invoke her name lightly."
WW: "By the Gods...I will silence you. And to think...I admired you from afar..."
Thor: "So admire me...closer. (Thor collapses backward and judo flips WW into the wall, making another hole.) Now let us finish this. (Kneeling over her, he pulls out mjolnir and swats it on her head but WW blocks it with her hand). What?? Impossible!!" (WW forces her way back up, and is slowly wrestling the hammer from Thor's hand.)
WW: "You...won't be using this. (She pulls it from him, and raises it over her head to conk him good. But then, Thor raises his opposite hand, and she sees her lasso in his hand.) Oh shi-"
(Lightning quick, Thor wraps it around her waist a couple of times, and she goes as limp as a fish, dropping the hammer. But her eyes blaze with anger, so he ties her up more.)
Thor: "Heh. I have heard about this odd weakness, but didn't believe it until now. So; do you speak the truth like this?"
WW: "PIG! You will die bloody by my hand!"
Thor: "That's sounds truthful enough. I think I shall leave you tied until your blood has cooled, woman. Now, mjolnir...what? (sees it has slid to the edge of a large hole) You fell farther than I thought. (kneels down to pick it up, and see Magneto and Dr. Doom staring at him from the other side of the hole.) Magneto! Doom! Our service is suffering out there, whilst you fumble with the plumbing here. If you want more of my gold, you better get that extra barrel of-"
(Doom blasts him with a psi-scrambler beam, and Thor falls back against a stall, stunned and vomiting.)
Magneto:"That won't hold him for long. If this plan doesn't go better than your last one..."
Doom:"Quiet and let my energy suckers get to work! (attaches several discs to mjolnir, which start to glow with the power they absorb) This will be my best plan yet. Hahahahaha!!!"
*camera fades out*
Originally posted by Newjak
Thor: "Thou seems to possess a Brain made of thy Rocky Body Thingy Mortal. Now ye woman of wonder fech Might Thor his ale serving whench."
WW: "What did you just call me."
Thor: "Thy fair lady I called you Serving whench"
*Wonder Woman hits Thor into the bathroom bloodlust in her eyes ready to tangle with the Thunder God himself.*
*Batman reaches over and looks at Thor's cards. Thanos peers right at him.*
Batman: "What? It counts as prep time for me."
(To be continued possibly)
...counts as prep time. 😆 🤣