Simpsons quotes thread

Post your favourite Simpsons quotes here. Can someone sticky this? Here are some of mine:

Bart: Now is the winter of our discontent.
Ralph: Oh no, run!

Lisa: Are there any questions?
Chalmers: I have a question: you're crazy!

Homer: I'm not normally a preying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!

Ralph: I bent my wookie.

Here is my favorite line from the simspons!

"Oh homer you forgot to pay for your beer!"Moe
"Can't someone else do it?"Homer
(Moe laughs and then takes out a gun and points it at homer!
"Secerty now!"JM

Marge: Homer, there's someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it Batman?!?!
Marge:No. He's a scientist
Homer:Batman's a scientist
Marge:No it's not Batman!

Milhouse: Hey Bart, Lisa is hanging out with some school kids. And she looks like Blossom!

There are so many priceless quotes by them all! Lol, i love that superman one...
"If somethings hard to do, then its not worth doing" - gotta love that
&
"Im a man of few words....any questions"

Ralph: Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Supernintendo Chalmers.

DOH!!!!!!!

That's a poor attempt for a quote.

Brockman: [on TV] As expected, New Springfield's bold experiment with slob rule is a disaster.
Homer: Hey! The TV man is talking about us.
Brockman: A study shows their crumbling economy is due to their lazy attitude and shoddy work.
Homer: How the hell did they find that out?
Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use lowbrow expressions like, "Oh, yeah?" and "Come here a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, come here a minute.
Bart: You come here a minute.
Homer: [shakes fist] Oh yeah?

lol but it is the most memorable ✅

supernintendo chalmers 😆 😆 😆
gotta love ralph

Anyways one of mine..

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

*Homer praying while getting chased by a warewolf*: Dear God, if you love me, you wont let me die!
*Gas quickly runs out*
Homer: Doh!!

Homer: Is there no place for a man with a hundred and five IQ?

Originally posted by DarkAge
Post your favourite Simpsons quotes here. Can someone sticky this? Here are some of mine:

Bart: Now is the winter of our discontent.
Ralph: Oh no, run!

Lisa: Are there any questions?
Chalmers: I have a question: you're crazy!

Homer: I'm not normally a preying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!

Ralph: I bent my wookie.

D'Oh!

Icaramba!

lol supernintendo chalmers

Homer: Milton, get out
Milhouse:But it's milHOUSE
Homer: Yeah, and your father's no house

not really a quote, but the one where Lisa turns buddist, she's sitting with her bodi tree, and homer comes out with the barking angel and homer starts dancing to it AHAHA

Homer (stoned) Marge! I just realized I am the 'OW' in the word 'NOW'.. and if you tell anyone!

usually anything homer or ralph says

D'oh!

"save me jebus!!!!!!!!!!!"

"hold still while i gas you"

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

"You're not telling nobody nothing"

i'm a rage a holic.. i just can't life without rage-a-hol!! -homer

"...and a robber came in the middle of the night and wet my bed then folded it back up into the couch and mysteriously disappeared into the night"
Milhouse