Mr Burns: ''I don't get it Smithers, why aren't I as popular as all these other millionaires?''
Mr Smithers: ''The people see you as somewhat of an ogre sir...''
Mr Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!''
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Sideshow Bob: ''Who is that?''
*peers across the gorge*
Sideshow Bob: ''Why, it's Bart Simpson!''
*waves and shouts*
Sideshow Bob: ''Helloooo Bart!''
*Bart throws himself into the bushes*
*Bob turns to his brother*
Sideshow Bob: ''He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times.''
Cecil: ''Ah.''
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FBI Agent: ''Ok Homer, you will now be called Mr...Thompson of Terror Lake. Lets try that out. Hello Mr Thompson.''
*Homer stares blankly*
FBI Agent: ''Remember now, your name is Mr Thompson.''
Homer: ''Ok.''
FBI Agent: ''Hello Mr Thompson''
*Homer stares blankly*
*4 hours later, the agent has slung his jacket over his chair, lit a cigarette and has grown a five o'clock shadow*
FBI Agent: ''Listen! When I press down on your foot and say hello Mr Thompson, you smile and nod.''
Homer: ''Got ya.''
*Agent stamps on Homer's foot*
FBI Agent: ''HELLO MR THOMPSON!''
*Homer stares blankly, then leans over to the guy sitting next to him*
Homer: (whispers) ''I think he's talking to you.''
*Agent buries his face in his hands*
I could go on all day 😊
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
i'm a rage a holic.. i just can't life without rage-a-hol!!
My favorites!!!!
Ralph: Hahaha...dying tickles!!!
Bart: I'm displaying my rage at the machine!
Homer: *to the tune of the Flinstones theme* From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Homer: I'm gonna mace you good!!!
Homer: Where's the any key?
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Re: Re: Simpsons quotes thread
Originally posted by Drumdude1167
Ummmmm....that would be a line from Family Guy....thats what Stewie said NOT bartHomer:Marge...my pockets hurt
Frink attempts to open the caged bully.
Random Nerd: Frink? Are you crazy? Put down that science pole!