Simpsons quotes thread

Flanders: "i've got a degree in Mixology."
Moe: Huh. College Boy

Here are my few of my favorite simspon family lines.

Homer:I have a crayon in my brain!(Points to chest)
Marge:Girls lisa he wants to kiss girls!
Bert:Eat my shorts!
Lisa:What the difference between this lamb on my plate and the lamb that kissed me?

I don't know if anyone wrote it yet, but my all time favourite quote has to be when Homer holds his barbecue! He's standing at the head of the table, giving a toast & says;

"If I could say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker!"

To which Bart starts to laugh while banging on the table with his fist.

I bent my wookie

Lisa: (after spraying a hose at bart) Ha Ha, you wet your pants
Grandpa: SHUT UP ITS A SERIOUS PROBLEM!

otto is playin guitar really loud in the simpsons garage
homer then comes down and says:

homer: can u turn that off.. i cant hear myself think
(music gets turned off)
camera goes close up to homers head and you here is thoughs which are:
homers brain: i want some peanuts
homer: thaaaats better

burns:what are you doing man? thats carl!

(Mr Burns is looking for someone to accompany him on an expedition, and is thinking about letting marge come along):

Mr Burns: Well, what do you think, Smithers??
Smithers: I think that women and seamen don't mix sir.

Homer, in the episode where he goes to space, after hearing there won't be a swimsuit competition:

You mean I shaved my bikinizone for nothing??

Originally posted by orenfan
Milhouse:Remember when santa's little helper ate my goldfish and you kept telling me I never had a goldfish, Then why did I have the bowl Bart, why did I have the bowl?

😆 That is one of the best ones! Man, Milhouse is an idiot!

The simpsons just met Tony blair when tony blair pulls out his jet pack and flies away homer says 'Oh my god i cant believe we met mr bean!'

homer mmmmmmmm doooonuts

"haahaaa, stamp collection..."

Homer: Oh my God! This man is my exact double. Look! That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff! Here puff!

Flanders: OH YOU STUPID SON OF A...(town blows up)

(while reading coma sutra)
Homer:Hey! They stole our idea!

Homer: "Are you sure that this is a sci-fi convention?. It's full of nerds!"

Homer: Hello, operator, Give me the number for 911.

Homer: Don't worry head. The computer will do our thinking for us now.

Flanders: I don't know; I don't want to seem like a snitch.
Chief Wiggum: Don't worry. Your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest of confidence.