Simpsons quotes thread

Homer: Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, eat them!

Mr. Burns: that excellent was excccellent

Homer: *singing* Shaving my shoulders , I'm getting it all shaved off!

Bart: on the phone talking to moe) I'm looking for jock last name scrap.

Moe: (talking to the people in the bar) Jock scrap I'm looking for a jock scrap.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Marge:mmmmmmmmm (when she worries about something)

leprechaun: (to ralph) You know what you got to do know....... BURN THEM ALL

Homer: You talk real tough for a man without Health Insurance.
Kirk Van Houten: I'm on Federal Assistance.

Fat German Kid: (running from homer)Please dont eat me, Im full of chocolate😂

chocolatedroolio

Ralph: Go banana!

DONUTS!

Lisa: "Don't you remember your first day at school?"
Millhouse: "Not as long as I keep taking these" [Milhouse pulls out a packet of happy pills]

Homer: "the sun!! But that's the hottest place on earth!!!"

Homer: "I've finally discovered the joy of raising children"
Lisa: "But what about us???"
Homer: "Don't worry. You'll have children of your own someday. Then you'll know my Joy"

My favourtie Simpsons quote is not really a quote, but a scene, one of the best scenes in my opinion, and it's is when Homer is paranoid he's going to die:
Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not going to die!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little...!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: And finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me!

Lisa: "evan eht noij? What does that mean?"
Homer: "oh, it doesnt mean anything. It's like ramalamadingdong, or give peace a chance"

Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Toot on, son, toot on!

Otto: You look awesome, Mrs. K.
Krabapple: Thank you Otto.
Otto: This bus looks awesome. My hand looks awesome!

God: my son went to earth once...I don't know what you people did to him..but he hasn't been the same since (Jesus is sitting on a swing looking sad.)

my favourite...

chief wiggum: why aren't you in school ralphy?

ralph: my teacher said she's tired of trying...

just the way he says it, so innocent and casual...