Simpsons quotes thread

Lisa: Principle Skinner, that's just stealing.
Skinner: Welcome to Dick Cheney's America.

Beekeeper 1: Hm, it's awfully quiet around here.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, A LITTLE too quiet, if you know what I mean...
Beekeeper 1: Hm, I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: BEES usually make alot of noise... NO NOISE means... no bees...
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.
Beekeeper 2: TO THE BEEMOBILE!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: ...Yes.

Comic Book Guy: Mr X? Do I dare to cross the final frontier?

/\that one was good.

Homer: "i'm so dumb"

Homer: 'I'm not gay but I'll learn'

Homer: Hello Dean, you're a stupidhead.

Homer: "I'm not signing anything unless it's a contract"

D'oh

"yvan eht nioj"

Bart is teaching Lisa how to walk in high heels. He puts them on and starts to strut.
Lisa: oh Bart do you think i could win
Bart: Hell im starting to think i might win.

Homer: Please just take me, but let the boy go.
Unlicensed cab driver: He has already left.

(after leaving moes)

Cabbie:Where to fatty?
Homer: Moes Tavern

Guy commiting suicide: CANCEL FUTURAMA!!

try N saves security guard: "It looks like your son broke the 13th commandment, thou shall not steal."

My Favourite chalk board quote is:-

Pork is not a verb 😂

(Marge is hesitent to let Bart go off and join a boy band)
Bart: "My goal in life is to become a pop star"
Homer: "And my goal in life is to get rid of Bart. Do you have to ruin everybody's dreams, woman!"

(after the kids are taken away and given to the flanders' homer resorts to spying)

homer(peering at flanders' window) - "i can see lisa, but it might be a starfish"

child care officer: "now dont you worry kids, no one will ever hurt you again once your in a fossssterr HOOOooomee!"

(the car goes a foot past their house to pull into flanders drive way)

Flanders: hidely ho, welcome to your new home neglecterinos.

(homer acts likes hes gonna throw the hoola hoop over the fire place and they fool the carnies and run inside)

carnies: well i suppose it was our time, and now we were beaten by the best.

carnies son: but dad they out..

carnie: we were beaten by the best!

hollywood agent: " now everyone i will describe the setup, radio active man is behind tied up in a power plant canyon , and a giant wave of sulferic acid is heading his way. And the only one who could save him now is fallout boy. now this is the most expensive part of the movie and we can only afford to do it once. and this is real acid so i wanna see goggles peoples".

radio active man " real acid?"

agent: wheres fallout boy...? fall out boy!!"

radioactive man : "uh oh (hes carried by the wave of acid) my eyes!! the goggles do nothing!

agent: where in the hell is millhouse that one shot cost us a million dollars."

Originally posted by Altar[1stONE]
Flanders: hidely ho, welcome to your new home neglecterinos.

😂 i love the way flanders talks..

the one where homer, apu & ned go to canada to get perscription drugs.. ned's look-a-like AHAHAHA i was on the floor when they showed ned and his canadian twin's mouth up close going 'hiddliy doodily diddly a rino' over & over again and then the canadian ned pulls out a joint: 'would you like to puff on a reefer-ino?' lol

Trying is the first step towards failure

Bart: I know a website that shows monkeys doing it