Our PotC Sequel

monster:i want alot of things but you'll have to find out what
Bordom:let me guess friendship
Monster:no
Bordom:food
Monster:no
Bordom:umm a game of scrabble
Monster: now that you mention it........NO something much much much more evil

Monster: i want a makeover
Bordom:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! you'r a monster

😆

bordom: THAT'S WHAT YOU DRAGGED ME DOWN HERE TO DO!!!!!??? You took me away from my husband, soon to be EX, all for a MAKEOVER!!!!!???

monster: No there's other things too

bordom: Like what???

Monster:well i need my nails cut... and... and well you right i did take you down here for nothing
Bordom: you idiot, i was going to be divorced
Monster would it help if i sad sorry
Bordom: no bloody way
Monster: look on the bright side, i have snow cones

monster: Like.... I need a new wardrobe too.

bordom: Monsters don't WEAR CLOTHES!!!!!!

monster: This one does!

*puts on some clothing*

bordom: I don't believe this!! Please somebody tell me I'm having an awful dream thanks to all that rum!!!!!!!!

Gandalf*swimming by* unfouratly no, * looks at monster* do i look that fat* swims of*

bordom: *thinks: Will someone PLEASE get me outta here??*

Rescue team arives after a hard swim and Jack reliving himself on the way
Choose: i'm here to save you* shoots harpon at monster*
Monster: hehehehe that tickles

Choose: Uh oh, that's not good

*monster grabs Choose's harpoon*

Coldfire: Please let our friend go!!!

monster: I can't! I need her to help me out!!!

monkey: there is only one thing you can do to tempoarily disable a monster.......

Bordom: well hurry up and tell me so i can kill it!

Fat Sack: you have to kick him in the goonies.....

bordom: Noo!!! *groans*

Coldfire: Use this! *hands her a harpoon*

bordom: I think I'm gonna be sick now....

bordom aims then shoots

Monster: oowwww!now im mad! 😠

Monkey: NOW RUN BORDOM, RUUUUUUUUUN!

choose: Come on bordom! *motions her to run to him*

Monster: im not giving up that easy
Fatsack: *shoots monster in the goonies again*
Monster: dam that hurts but i will still win
Choose: never *aims shoot and lets loose*
Monster: ahhhhh *sulks back into the deep abis*

Everyone:*swims up to the boat were Gandalf is still trying to fix*
Laurie: hurry up gandalf we need to get to CUBA
Bordom:For my DIVORCE
Choose:*scarcasticaly*wow i can't wait it will be great*

Mad: everyone has forgoten about me *cries*
Jack: *pats her back* don't worry luv. you're back now
Mad: *smiles* yeah! now, choose and bordom, if you want to get that divorce, i can take you there on my new ship - the Dung Pearl II
Choose and Bordom: YEAH! *zoom on at 374789yq9 miles per hour*
Monkey: they are that desperate *shacks head*

AFEW HOURS LATER

BOOM!
Cold: whoa! what in the world was that?
Mad: oh *****
Fatsack: what?
Mad: it's my enemy - the Snot Pearl
Jack: not another copy right off my ship!
Monkey: *nods* i know....but i mean; come on! they can repair easily!
Everyone: *shudders*
Choose: who's the captain? i want to speck to the captain so he
Bordom: or she
Choose: *glares* or she can explain to us why the hell they want to stop us from getting a divorse!
Mad: well...that'll be a problem. you see, the captain is a racoon *dramatic music and thunder clap*
Everyone: *gasps*
Mad: and that's not all. it's crew is squirrels!
Everyone: .....
Mad: .....with hacksaws
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs about screaming*

hysterical this is hilarious guys...! 😄

Laurie: I so don't believe you! Squirrels? Racoons? Per-lease!
Mad: No really, I'm actually telling the truth this time!
Laurie: Meaning you don't normally..
Mad: I didn't say that... look we really don't have time for this! These creatures are armed! ... and the hacksaws are bloody sharp you know.
Laurie: You have experience of this?
Mad: well.. no.. but..
Bordom (small voice): I'm scared.
Choose: Don't worry Bordom, I'll protect you, my last duty to you while i'm still your husband.
Monkey: *sob sob* I'll never be able to eat bananas again!
Fatsack: crybaby my god, we're all gonna die!
Coldfire: We're all going to be chopped into incy wincy pieces and eaten!
Laurie: Look this is not a good time to panic!
Mad: THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC! fear
Phoenix: Hey guys, Laurie's right, there's no need to panic..
... I have power drills 😏
Everyone: 😱 Jumpy.. we're saved!!!
*Phoenix hands out powerdrills*
Bordom: Now what do we do?
Laurie: It's obvious isn't it? We make lotsa little holes in the side of Snot Pearl and then its goodbye ickle racoonies!

Coldfire: Heh heh heh, this is gonna be fun.... 😏

*Fatsack nods in agreement*

bordom: Let's do it quickly so we can get this divorce over with all ready!!

*Choose nods in agreement*

AFTER THE DRILLING

bordom: okay well let's get goin to CUBA!!!! *starts to dance*

choose: YES!

Coldfire: wow, you 2 are REALLY excited bout gettin divorced huh?

choose and bordom: YES!

Laurie: I still think you 2 are soooo CUTE!

Bordom: 😐
Choose: 😬
Laurie: bag