Our PotC Sequel

Niiice Laurie!! 😂

i thought it was to put ideas not the acuall srpit like thingy. i was gonna say jack could find out he has a sister or daughter or some thing.

Well we decided to do a script and stuff; it's fun! 😄 You are welcome to join in if ya want.

Mad: *blinks* who the hell is this?
Jack: i have a daughter?
Phoneix: he has a daughter?
Monkey: *shackes head* Jack, Jack, Jack.....
Jack: wait a minute, i don't have a daughter!
Larie: well, how about a sister
Jack: ....never thought of that 😂

bordom: Okay well nevermind all that

choose: Yes, we don't want to be caught up in something that will hold me and bordom back from our divorce

Jack: Alright, alright, keep your panties on

choose: I do NOT wear PANTIES! I wear.... stockings 😛

*everyone falls on the deck laughing*

bordom: O that was a good one to lighten the mood 😄

choose: 😮

Mad: .....my god....i think he's serious!!!
Phoniex: *faints*
Cold: AGGGHHHHH!
Bordom: i married someone who wears stockings?
Monkey: and bob the builder undies to!

bordom: youve seen him in his underwear! 🤨

monkey: no, i just accidentally walked in on him when he was having a shower...... 😮 i didnt see anything.... h...h..h..honest.....

Mad: ....my god! 😘
Jack: i need rum to get rid of that horrible image *drinks rum*
Cold: THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE RUM! *thunderclap and dramatic gasp*

😆

bordom: o dear

*Coldfire and Laurie are on ground laughin*

Coldfire: That image is gonna haunt me FOREVER!!!

Fatsack: Me too! ARGH!!!

Jack: We need some more rum!!!

Laurie: And fast!!!!

Laurie: I'm blinded!!! agghhhhh!

😆 😆 😆

*i can't think of anything else to say! 😂 *

monkey: this ship is slower than the aliens........*does wierd monkey call white pearl appears*.......

laurie:*in awe* aye tis the white pearl.....

bordom: ......again....

Fatsack:i really can't get this image out of my head. it's haunting me. my life is at an end.
*thunderclap and dramatic gasp*
Fatsack:*runs to the side of the boat*its been a pleasure knowing you all but now it is time for this image to leave my head for ever*jumps up on railing of boat*
Bordom😖houldn't somone stop him his going to jump!!!!?
Mad:no let him go it's beter for all of us

monkey: *getting patriotic* no innocent must die because of the thought of choose in his underwear......therefore i cannot let this happen.....i shpuldnt hav said anything for it was my burdon....and now i must go....*jumps in after fat sack*

Bordom:iam the one you asked..... i should not be here as well*runs to the side and jumps in*
Choose:and it was because of my underwear that these brave.... umm things have died there is no place for me on this earth to*jumps on to railing*ohh world why are you so crule* jumps in after bordom*

Mad: hey! movie night tonight! i've got popcorn! *waves about popcorn*
Everyone: okay!
Phoneix: as long as we don't get to watch it on the Dung Pearl. this place recks!
Mad: uh, uh, uh. correcton. Dung Pearl II 😄
Bordom: but what about Monkey and FatSack?
Mad: i'll answer that with...............Pirates of the Caribbean! *waves about the DVD*
Choose: *comes in with his undies* but we have already seen that
Mad: GAI! *drops DVD and hides her virgin eyes from the horrid sight of Bob the Builder*
Cold: IT BURNS! OH MY GOD IT BURNS! *rubs eyes*
Jack: 😘
Gandulf: *comes in* hi there sexy naughty *everyone notices he's wearing Barbie undies*
Mad: oh my GOD! IT BURNS!
Jack: 😱
Monkey: *comes up breifly* bad, BAD Gandulf! nono
Fatsack: *underneath the water* just save me already!
Monkey: okey dokie! *dives in to leave everyone else with the horried sight of Choose and Gandulf in their knickerbockers for all to see*

Laurie: now that you mention it this place pongs, it's to much for me*jumps in after Choose*
Phoneix😖hes right*jumps in after Laurie*

pirate monkey surfaces holing the unconcious fat sack...
monkey: there everyone happy?

mad: choose and bordom and laurie and phoenix jumped in again....

monkey:Christ in a cream cheese sause........* goes back in to save them aswel*

Mad: 😂 hmm...i'm starting to get an evil plan *grins evilly and pushes off Gandulf, Choose, FatSack (again), Phoniex and Bordom*
Jack: err....what are you gonna do with me?
Mad: *evil grin grows wider* how about we get married as well?
Jack: ......jawdrop scared 😱fearAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *jumps over the side*
Mad: i try so hard, yet fail so often weep

monkey comes to surface with choose and bordom and laurie and phoenix and puts them n the white pearl. she then realises that Choose, FatSack (again), Phoniex and Bordom are missing,....she dives again and comes up with them and puts them with the others....

mad: hehehe

monkey kicks mad into ocean and escorts jack to the white pearl..

Jack: thanx for saving me luv!

monkey: no worries...