Our PotC Sequel

everyone starts to dig in.....exept bordom who is still laughing and...
monkey who is still staring in awe at the giant banana AND the giant fries...

Laurie🙁with mouth full of fries)I know why dont we have a pool filled with rum also!!!!

everyone else: YEAH!! 😱

giant pool of rum appears

bordom still laughing

Choosewisely: Then we can go swimming!!😱

coldfire: im not letting anybody in that pool of rum after what weve done today, because everyone is as sweaty as......uh......something that is really sweaty!

Phoenix:what if we wash off first?

everyone else: YEAH!😱

everyone uses the convieniently placed hose on the boat to wash off exept for monkey who is STILL staring in awe at the banana and bordom who cant stop laughing...... 😆 😆 😂

JACK: this is a PIRATE MOVIE!!!! we have to do some pirate things...NOW! or i am out....

!!!!

Jack: OK Ok *ponders*...fine you want something pirate-ish go off "borrow" that ship conveniently floating in our rum pool....

Little did they all know the ship conveniently floating in the rum pool was a trap set by....dun dun dun....

NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😆 oh god where's this going!?

WHOOOOOOOYYYYEEEEEA! 😄

the ninga's and the kmc goers started Kung fu fighting and jack was drinking rum on the waters edge while watching the fight.....

Choosewisely: check out my funky matrix move *does the slow motion jump in air and kicks several ninja's off the boat*

Jack: thats copy right, that is....

Bordom: shh dont tell or theyll sue!

Ninga 1: thats our move...

Monkey: what gives you the right?

ninga 2: its here on the contract.

Laurie: (mutters)damn contract *starts advance on ningas with everyone else following her*
........

5 HOURS LATER

the ninga's are finally defeated and the heroes are all tired...

Jack: (who is not tired) fancy some rum?

🤪 wat?

Originally posted by ·•Lost_Freeak•·
🤪 wat?

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
Jack: (who is not tired) fancy some rum?

PHOENIX: RUM!!!! 😱

Give me the rum!!

My rum! crybaby

bordom: YAY! the Ninjas are GONE! *does gay little victory dance* Hey y'all I think the rum is starting to wear off now so what should we do now??

Jack: SIIIIIING! *takes nother swig of rum*

Laurie: uh... how bout no! *looks round at everyone*

bordom: choose you got any ideas?? *looks at choose*

choose : magic get me a turntable!!*turntable appears* SAY : YOOOOO

every1 : YOOOO

choose : this is for my friend gandalf!!! put ure hand together for the MOSART REMIX!!! 🤘🤘 AAAIGHT!!

bordom: I never knew choose was a DJ!!! Go choose! *starts movin to the beat*

everyone: WOW!!! *starts dancing*

Laurie: does anyone actualy know where gandalf is? 😑

choose : Okayyyy!!! theres some1 going 2 sing for you all!! he just said he wanted to!!

Jack : thank you thank you!! well gimme the beat choose!!

choose :there u are!! ok people this is my m8 JACK singen and rapping the 1 and only pirate song!!!

*applaus*

jack : *Yo Ho Yo Ho a pirates life for me* (and so on)

bordom: YAY! Go Jack!

Jack: Everybody say YO HO!

everyone: YO HO!

Jack: now say: JACK!

everyone: JACK!

*choose keeps the beat hot and everyone joins in with the beats*

bordom:WHOOO HOOOO!

choose: Alright everyone, that was my main man Jack! Give it UP!!!

*everyone screams*

Originally posted by xXLauriëXx
Laurie: does anyone actualy know where gandalf is? 😑

Coldfire: The last time I saw him, he was tied up and tons of fireworks were strapped to his body.... wonder if those actually like finished him off....

Gandalf: Theyyyy doooooid notttttthhhh!! I'sssss ahhhhhhhm a vaaaaaaaaaaary graaaaate unnnnd powerzzzzthful witharrrrrrd!! *falls over and passes out*

Coldfire and bordom: fall on ground laughing.

Choose: Wow, I can't believe he's still around....

Coldfire: Yeah, he came back 🙁 😄

Jack: Anybody want some more rum????? *starts dancing and singing and rapping again*