frodo: its not a comp....never mind
*dragon flies over and explodes*
hobbits: yey!!!
Bilbo: did sombody say speech!
hobbits: NOOOO
bilbo: well, one day...back in my youth.....*twenty three minutes later* and that is how i single handedly killed smaug, and defeated the orcs and wolves, anyway....im talking connfusing saying things like i know less than half of you half as well as i should like and like less then half of you half as well as you deserve
hobbits: O_o O_o o_O o_O *._.* (<<koala bear)
bilbo: im going now bye *poof*
hobbits: *dont laugh*
frodo: wha'??
*bag end door opens*
gandalf: i suppose you think your terribly sexy
bilbo: what?
gandalf: i mean clever, sorry dont know WHERE my mind was
bilbo: sexy, gandalf.....is that lipstick!
lobellia: bye babes
bilbo: OMG!!
gandalf: what, i get lonely! anwhoo you owe me your ring
bilbo: YOU SLEPT WITH MY COUSINS WIFE
gandalf: i think you have dwelled on the subject long enough
bilbo: what buissness of yours is it what i think of my own cousin
gandalf: BILBO BAGGINS!!!! DO NOT THINK OF SUCH THINGS< ITS NOT NORMAL *shrinks* its illegal
bilbo: oooh gandalf *hugs gandy* whats that
gandalf: damn....staff....
Bilbo: I'm gonna hi-tail it outta here now...
Gandalf: You don't have a tail
Bilbo: It's an expression.
Gandalf: I don't see it on your face...
Bilbo: .... *whispers to self* he's dumb right now, I can sneak out..*walks calmly out the door* *trips* *ring tumbles outta pocket*
Gandalf: *gasp* BILBO BAGGINS!
Bilbo: .....Damn
Gandalf: you leave that ring right here
bilbo: stares*
gandalf: dont make me use my staff
bilbo: well i its the one i felt a minute ago have the ring!
*bilbo leaves*
*gandalf goes to pick ring up*
sauron: BOO
audience: *dies*
frodo: BILBO!!....bilbo.....hea already left
gandalf: yes, and he left you everything....even his ring *puts it in envelope*
*throws ring in fire*
gandalf: what can you see
frodo: on the horizon? the ships have come to...
gandalf: no no, on the ring!
frodo: writing,...
gandalf: it is as i thought, saurons ring
frodo: what alerted your suspicions
gandalf: well....when i t made bilbo invisible i knew this as no ordinary ring.....and when i saw saurons eye appear i thought....this could be a ring of power
Originally posted by sauron
gandalf: well....when i t made bilbo invisible i knew this as no ordinary ring.....and when i saw saurons eye appear i thought....this could be a ring of power
Gandalf:and a few minutes ago i incidently visited the old library of minas tirith and my old friend saruman - living 2000 miles from here. He gave me a hint but was a bit bad...
so, now to talk loudly about it
this is saurons ring, keep it secret, keep it safe,
frodo: but sauron was destrtoyed
ring: hahaha well YOUR wrong
gandalf: so you see.....you must go on a mission for me
frdo: why dont you go
gandalf: because....im...erm....a wizard! thats it! and im too strong for a thing of such power
frodo: riiight
*rustle*
gandalf: get ddown!
*pulls sam out from in the bushes*
gandalf: what were you doing in there!
sam: erm...nothing sir
Frodo: is that....oh my god rosie what are you doing in there!
sam: erm 😮 yeah about that....
*at orthanc*
Saruman:"why look who it is my old pal seeking friendship again"
Grima:"i want his hat"
Peter Jackson:"BRAD! get off the set you don't come into this scene yet"
SAruman: well according to Tolkien..."
Gandalf:"*knocks on orthanc* heeelooo?...*wistles*...anybody home?
Saruman😮h yes you what do you want again?"
Gandalf:"i found the one ring..and..."
Saruman"*pushes pj and grima in a hole and runs to gandalf embraCING him tightly*..."WHERE give it to me now...where is it.!!*puls out staff and begins hypnotizing gandalf Jafar style*{sory a little aladin got in there}"i'll do anything for it!!
Gandalf:"anything?"...remember that old beach resort down by The harbours?...we used to play in the DARK caves alone when we were boys?>>>"
Saruman:"never mind come inside" i'll find another way
Gandalf:"some crack-head's got it in the shire..."don't wory i took care of him....
Saruman:"anyway you must bring it to me...
Gandalf:"why you i was gona take it to my buddy sauron"
Saruman:"uh...no gandalf...that would be VERY very bad...do you understand
Gandalf:"*gets impatient jumping up and down*..."Sauron's my friend and why shouldn't i give what is rightfully his!""no!!*trys to leave*
"i'll send one of my hobit slaves on a mission to mordor to hand deliver it to him..that'll show you!"*sticks out tongue*
Saruman:"oh no you don't"*locks gandalf up in high tower*
"AND NO MOTHS ALLOWED!!!"
😖am:"you've been in farmer Magot'sCrop!
Merry:"uh yeah so have you were standin' in it...*duh*
Frodo:"run"
Farmer magot:"com here you BLEEP BLEEP...i'm gona tear youBLEEPIN BLEEPEDY BLEEPS off...!!!"
*falls off cliff and lands on top of a ringwraith*
Frodo:i think we should get off the nazgul"
Merry:mushrooms!...*runs to mushrooms*
Frodo:"get off the nazgul quick..."