lol 😄
Gandalf: wig making? dont u think the fate of the entire world is more important with wig making?
Elrond: psh NO! hello i needa look good for da ladies *does a smile and teeth shines*
Gandalf: well then...can i borrow a wig? u noe to make me look younger? then the women will really be all over me...especially lobelia 😛 😉
Elrond: She's too young for you old man
You can try at Sarumans mama.
Gandalf: Back to topic and issue: How will we get the ring away
Elrond: I'll tell you: I will send you, Aragorn, Boromir, Meriadoc, Peregrin, Samwise, Frodo, Legolas, You and Gim...
Gandalf: Will you stop telling the whole movie I want to be surprised!
Elrond: Mr. Jackson! Please, we need some new Gandalf! Argh okay. This scene is supposed to end here.
lol,
elrond: "what do you want me to do?"
gandalf: "take the frickin ring!!!!"
elrond: *thinks for a minute* "errr... nope, sorry, im heading off."
gandalf: "what? where are you going?"
elrond: "uhhh... i gotta get some new dresses... robes... me and my lovers... men... are riding down to the Gap of Rohan, i heard theres a sale going on."
gandalf: "oh, fashion emergency? i know just what you need, a ring!"
elrond: *gasps* "a ring?!?!"
gandalf: *pulls out the one ring* "yea, this ring! it would brighten up any outfit, you wont even need a handbag!"
elrond: "i told you once, and ill tell you again: IM NOT TAKING THAT RING, DAMMIT!"
*legolas pops in*
legolas: "hey elrond, you havent seen my green leggings, have you?"
elrond: "uhhh... ask arwen..."
legolas: "ugh, its so degrating when elven princesses steal my clothing, i mean, come on, who do you have to blow to get some manhood around here?"
elrond: 😱 😱
*flips to scene where everyone is seated and blabbing about stuff*
Elrond: ok..... are we ready to begin?
*everyone is still talking*
Elrond: *clears throat*
*everyone is STILL talking*
Elrond: HEY! LISTEN UP
*everyone is S T I L L talking*
Frodo: Hey listen to the old men so i can get outta here!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone quiets down*
Elrond: um.... thanks ?...anways who want to take the ring and destroy it so it wont take over the world with its evil powers
*silence*
Elrond: now dont u all volunteer at once! 😱
Boromir: hey why cant we use it? i wanta wear the preety ring and then destroy my enimes 😄
Elrond: nope sry i was hoping this bling bling would help me wit da ladies....but i guess they dont like to see...or not see... me 😉
Gimli: hey guess wat im so powerful i bet i can destroy that ring by just hitting it with my scrawny axe
Legolas: I bet 5 dollars
Gimli: 10
Legolas: 20
gimli: 100
legolas: ok! 😄 😱 whispers: *heh heh... sucker* im so smart i noe the ring will not break cuse rings dont break! right? *yes my precious* awesome
gimli: hey ur not gollum
Legolas: oh....right *stupid fat hobbit....i mean er stupid fat dwarf*
*Gimli hits the ring with his axe....it breaks*
Gimli: ha ha!!
everyone: !!!!!
sum rendom person: its a fake.....wheres the real one?
Elrond: Frodo....
*Frodo has not been paying attention...just talking to da ring adn holding the ring*
Frodo: *rocks back and forth with ring* heh heh they cant take u away preciousssssssssssssss
Elrond: FRODO!
Frodo: wat
Elrond: The ring!
Frodo: What you talkin about Willis?
Elrond: dont say that it just isnt funny when u use the same line in this remake
Frodo: yea it is....
Elrond: No its not now put the precio....i mean er ring on the stand place thingamabobber
Frodo: ok w/e it means nothing to me which is why i will NOT volunteer to take the ring to mordor
Elrond: YES!!! A Volunteer
Frodo: wa? where? take me with u!
elrond: haha sucker
Frodo: dam u
Elrond: ok who want to go with this sexy.....er...brave hobbit to destroy this ring of DOOOOOOOOOM?
*everyone raises hands*
Elrond: ok just um.....boromir......Legolas 😄.....um.... Gimli...... hey dont u owe legolas 100 bucks?
Legolas saying in background: yea! punk wheres my money!
Elrond : *continues* and uhhh.....gandalf and uh....aragorn..... and uh......yupp thats it
Sam: NOooooooooo OOOOO frodo cant go anywhere without me!!
Elrond: and who are u?
Sam: his gardener
Elrond: oh his gardian
Sam: no GARDENER
Elrond: w/e
Pip: hEy we want to go toooo because we are copy catters!
Merry: its copy cat
pip: w/e
elrond: ok....... u r now the...FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!!!!!!! * dan dan dan dan*
((ok sum1 can add teh part when pip sez great where are we going?))
Originally posted by ABE LINCOLN
hehe 😈Frodo, thinking: I wish the ring had never come to me...I wish none of this had happened...
Random Genie: 😱 Your wish is granted!!!!
Frodo: ......
....
...dammit!
Random Genie: Just tried ya, I am serving some other master
Frodo: *sigh*
Fellowship: *grml*
Gimli: Hey I've read in some forum that the eagles could carry you and it would be a short story, Frodo.
Frodo: No way
Gimli: *grml*
Legolas: Hey guys where we goin?
Gandalf: Actually, Mordor
Legolas: Um you are heading us to Angmar...
Gandalf: Duh stupid compass *turns*
Frodo: So where exactly?
Gandalf: Caradhras... Redhorn Pass
Gimli: Nooooooo I wanted to visit my uncle
Gandalf: Where does he live?
Gimli: Rhûn
All: 🤨
Gimli: J/K.... Moria....
Gandalf: Whoa
Gimli: What
Gandalf: Never mind
Gimli: so?
Gandalf: Redhorn Pass.
Fellowship: *stumbles to Caradhras*
Gandalf: IT'S MELKOR!!
Legolas: Thats Impossible!
Gandalf: Sorry, the age... I meant IT'S SARUMAN!
Fellowship: F*ck!
Gimli: As I said, Moria!
Gandalf: kk... *turns*
Legolas: silly dwarves and their silly caves and silly beards
Gimlia: Damn elves and their prancing!
Legolas: I do not prance, i walk elegantly!
Gimli: yeah for a butterfly
Legolas: 🤨 does that mean?
Frodo: I have a bad feeling guys.
Boromir: you always have a bad feeling 'i think theres an orc there, i think i am going insane, i think boromir takes my clothes off at night' you really should stop whining.
Gandalf: silence people, Behold! Moria!
Legolas: Its moria average cave....
Gimli: lame....real lame.
Legolas: Well look, theres nothing here! no greenland for my elvisness to prance in,
Gimli: go look at your reflection in the water then, if it will keep you quiet!
Legolas: 😱! *runs off and looks in water*
Watcher: ooh, hot elf....i want me some of that!
Gandalf: i have been in here before, i should know the password, but i am old..and senile...i forgot!
Aragorn: gandalf the wise indeed...🙄
Gandalf: Oh yeah aragorn, whats being king like? oh i forgot YOUR NOT!
Aragorn: low..real low
Frodo: seeing as for large portions of the next two movies is just me and a rather fat hobbit, i need to be more involved in this film. i will guess the password!
gandalf: Mellon!
Legolas: no i ate thank you 🙂
*doors open*
Legolas: *walks inside*
Watcher: Nooo, dont go 😠! *flips out*
*grabs wrong person*
Frodo: aaah, im helpless, why isnt the ring falling into the monsters mouth, i am upside down!
aragrn: oh no, an evil monster has frodo! how inconvenient!
Everyone: Hack slash, get dirty
Legolas: Shoot shoot, stay clean
gandalf: Inside!
Fellowship: ya think? 🙄
The fellowship enter the mines of Moria.
Boromir:*belches loudly*
The door collapses.
Gandalf: Fool of a... oops, wrong person.
You idiot! now we can't get out!
*they walk through Moria for a while, Gandalf gets lost.*
Gandalf: I have no memory of this place...
Frodo: Would it kill you to ask for directions?
Gandalf: NEVER!!!! A wizard does not ask for directions! He ALWAYS knows exactly where he is!
Frodo: Then how come you're lost?
Gandalf: Am not!
Frodo: Are too!
Gandalf: Am not!
Frodo: Are too!
(several hours later)
Gandalf: Am not.. Wait! It's that way! I knew it all along! And YOU said I was lost!
Gimli: Ohh! *sees Balin's grave and then starts bawling like a little girl*
Legolas: It's okay.. don't cry...*hugs Gimli*
*Aragorn and Boromir start looking at him strangely*
*Pippin knocks the skeleton into the well, etc.*
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
Aragorn: I second the motion!
Boromir: Me too!
Gandalf: *sigh*
*Boromir looks out the doorway*
*he gets shot with an arrow*
Boromir: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH *dies*
PJ: Cut! What was that?!
Boromir: Well, you SAID I was supposed to die in this movie, so...
PJ: Not YET!!!
Boromir: Oh, if you insist... *comes back to life* They have a cave troll!
Pippin throws himself into the hole, following Gandalf's earlier advice. Merry, Frodo and Sam follow suite.
The rest of the fellowship jump into the hole. They all land in a pile on the ground. Somehow, Frodo is on the bottom of the pile instead of Pippin.
Everybody except Frodo gets up.
Sam: Frodo? Frodo!
Aragorn: Oh, no.
As he turns him over. Frodo groans...
Sam: He's alive!
Rest: Damn.
Frodo: I'm alright. I'm not hurt.
Aragorn: You should be dead. The impact of the fall, then all of us landing on you would have squished a wild Boar into some form of edible mush.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this Hobbit than meets the eye.
Frodo reveals his Mithril.
Gimli: Mithril! You are full of surprises, Master Baggins!
*Gandalf looks around him.*
Gandalf: How handy. We're on the great hall!
Gandalf: Ah, now all we have to do is...
RRRRROOOOAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!
Boromir: What is this new devilry?
Gandalf: A Balrog. This foe is beyond any of you...
Aragorn: So what should we do?
Gandalf: RUN! Oh, all except Pippin. You stay here.
Pippin: HEY!! *runs anyway*
*Legolas and Gandalf jump over the break in the stairs*
*Boromir throws Merry to them, but throws Pippin over the side into the abyss.*
*Somehow Pippin appears on the other side anyway*
Gandalf: *sigh*
*Boromir jumps, then Aragorn tosses Sam*
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf! EYAAAAAH!
*Legolas catches him by the beard*
Gimli: AAAH! Not the beard!
Legolas: Fine then. *lets go*
*Gimli manages to pull himself up*
Gimli: *mutters something nasty about elves*
*Aragorn and Frodo manage to get across*
*the Fellowship comes to the bridge*
Balrog: RRRROOOOOAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Frodo: Gandalf!
Gandalf: I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. YOU SHALL NOT *slips*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Balrog: Haha! What an idiot. I'll just fly down and put him out of his misery.
*he swoops down, but finds out that he really DOESN'T have wings.
Balrog: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Gandalf(from far below): You can't fly, you fool!
OK..lame I know..🙁
Originally posted by I'm dead...
The fellowship enter the mines of Moria.Boromir:*belches loudly*
The door collapses.
Gandalf: Fool of a... oops, wrong person.
You idiot! now we can't get out!*they walk through Moria for a while, Gandalf gets lost.*
Gandalf: I have no memory of this place...
Frodo: Would it kill you to ask for directions?
Gandalf: NEVER!!!! A wizard does not ask for directions! He ALWAYS knows exactly where he is!
Frodo: Then how come you're lost?
Gandalf: Am not!
Frodo: Are too!
Gandalf: Am not!
Frodo: Are too!
(several hours later)
Gandalf: Am not.. Wait! It's that way! I knew it all along! And YOU said I was lost!
Gimli: Ohh! *sees Balin's grave and then starts bawling like a little girl*
Legolas: It's okay.. don't cry...*hugs Gimli*
*Aragorn and Boromir start looking at him strangely*
*Pippin knocks the skeleton into the well, etc.*
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
Aragorn: I second the motion!
Boromir: Me too!
Gandalf: *sigh*
*Boromir looks out the doorway*
*he gets shot with an arrow*
Boromir: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH *dies*
PJ: Cut! What was that?!
Boromir: Well, you SAID I was supposed to die in this movie, so...
PJ: Not YET!!!
Boromir: Oh, if you insist... *comes back to life* They have a cave troll!Pippin throws himself into the hole, following Gandalf's earlier advice. Merry, Frodo and Sam follow suite.
The rest of the fellowship jump into the hole. They all land in a pile on the ground. Somehow, Frodo is on the bottom of the pile instead of Pippin.
Everybody except Frodo gets up.Sam: Frodo? Frodo!
Aragorn: Oh, no.
As he turns him over. Frodo groans...
Sam: He's alive!
Rest: Damn.
Frodo: I'm alright. I'm not hurt.
Aragorn: You should be dead. The impact of the fall, then all of us landing on you would have squished a wild Boar into some form of edible mush.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this Hobbit than meets the eye.
Frodo reveals his Mithril.
Gimli: Mithril! You are full of surprises, Master Baggins!*Gandalf looks around him.*
Gandalf: How handy. We're on the great hall!
Gandalf: Ah, now all we have to do is...
RRRRROOOOAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!
Boromir: What is this new devilry?
Gandalf: A Balrog. This foe is beyond any of you...
Aragorn: So what should we do?
Gandalf: RUN! Oh, all except Pippin. You stay here.
Pippin: HEY!! *runs anyway*
*Legolas and Gandalf jump over the break in the stairs*
*Boromir throws Merry to them, but throws Pippin over the side into the abyss.*
*Somehow Pippin appears on the other side anyway*
Gandalf: *sigh*
*Boromir jumps, then Aragorn tosses Sam*
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf! EYAAAAAH!
*Legolas catches him by the beard*
Gimli: AAAH! Not the beard!
Legolas: Fine then. *lets go*
*Gimli manages to pull himself up*
Gimli: *mutters something nasty about elves*
*Aragorn and Frodo manage to get across*
*the Fellowship comes to the bridge*
Balrog: RRRROOOOOAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Frodo: Gandalf!
Gandalf: I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. YOU SHALL NOT *slips*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Balrog: Haha! What an idiot. I'll just fly down and put him out of his misery.
*he swoops down, but finds out that he really DOESN'T have wings.
Balrog: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Gandalf(from far below): You can't fly, you fool!OK..lame I know..🙁
😆
I will reply soon! 😂 great! awesome! Everything but NOT LAME! 😄
Frodo: GANDALF!!!!!!!
Boromir: crybaby crybaby
Frodo: He... umm... had the ring in his pocket.
Fellowship: 🤨
Frodo: Argh
Aragorn: We should *nearly gets striked by arrow* anyway leave moria...
Sam: It has stolen our preciousssss! ARRRH
Frodo: 😑
Sam: Just Kiddin'.
Frodo: Ah
((They run and run))
Frodo: *falls* Help I need somebody, Help, just anybody, help oh I need someone - Help!
When I was younger so much younger than today...
Boromir: *turns* come on Mr. Hobbit! stop singing by the way.
Frodo: umm... k
*outside*
Aragorn: We can not remain here!
Frodo: **** it the RING! *cries*
Sam: Mr Frodo, I know its hard to lose the precioussssss....
Frodo: 🤨
Sam: 😮 oops
Aragorn: anyway I Head ya now....
Gimli: Who says so
Aragorn: ... to Lothlorien
Gimli: 🤨
Legolas: 💃
Sam: 😱
Frodo: 😑 what is lothlorien? is it edible?
Sam: bored its whre the elves live
Frodo: one elf suffices.
Legolas: *kills*
Sam: *Stops Legolas*
Fellowship: *fights*
an hour later
Aragorn: ****
All: What? *stop fighting*
Aragorn: its dark
All: And?
Aragorn: and the orcs will come now
All: *twig* ahhh
All: WHOA *run*
Arrived at Lorien
Gimli: I see you elves
Sam: where?
Gimli: there *points at shooter aiming at Gimli*
Sam: ouch
Gimli: I was just kidding
Sam: there IS an elf
Gimli: OOOOOH ****
Legolas: Hi there
Elf: Yo man whazzup! *to other elves* arrest the others!
Legolas: Nah theyre mah homies man!
Elf: Yo 'kay man! *to other elves* Be so nice and release the others
Legolas: phat man
Elf: cummon with us yoho will ya
Originally posted by I'm dead...
The fellowship enter the mines of Moria.Boromir:*belches loudly*
The door collapses.
Gandalf: Fool of a... oops, wrong person.
You idiot! now we can't get out!*they walk through Moria for a while, Gandalf gets lost.*
Gandalf: I have no memory of this place...
Frodo: Would it kill you to ask for directions?
Gandalf: NEVER!!!! A wizard does not ask for directions! He ALWAYS knows exactly where he is!
Frodo: Then how come you're lost?
Gandalf: Am not!
Frodo: Are too!
Gandalf: Am not!
Frodo: Are too!
(several hours later)
Gandalf: Am not.. Wait! It's that way! I knew it all along! And YOU said I was lost!
Gimli: Ohh! *sees Balin's grave and then starts bawling like a little girl*
Legolas: It's okay.. don't cry...*hugs Gimli*
*Aragorn and Boromir start looking at him strangely*
*Pippin knocks the skeleton into the well, etc.*
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
Aragorn: I second the motion!
Boromir: Me too!
Gandalf: *sigh*
*Boromir looks out the doorway*
*he gets shot with an arrow*
Boromir: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH *dies*
PJ: Cut! What was that?!
Boromir: Well, you SAID I was supposed to die in this movie, so...
PJ: Not YET!!!
Boromir: Oh, if you insist... *comes back to life* They have a cave troll!Pippin throws himself into the hole, following Gandalf's earlier advice. Merry, Frodo and Sam follow suite.
The rest of the fellowship jump into the hole. They all land in a pile on the ground. Somehow, Frodo is on the bottom of the pile instead of Pippin.
Everybody except Frodo gets up.Sam: Frodo? Frodo!
Aragorn: Oh, no.
As he turns him over. Frodo groans...
Sam: He's alive!
Rest: Damn.
Frodo: I'm alright. I'm not hurt.
Aragorn: You should be dead. The impact of the fall, then all of us landing on you would have squished a wild Boar into some form of edible mush.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this Hobbit than meets the eye.
Frodo reveals his Mithril.
Gimli: Mithril! You are full of surprises, Master Baggins!*Gandalf looks around him.*
Gandalf: How handy. We're on the great hall!
Gandalf: Ah, now all we have to do is...
RRRRROOOOAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!
Boromir: What is this new devilry?
Gandalf: A Balrog. This foe is beyond any of you...
Aragorn: So what should we do?
Gandalf: RUN! Oh, all except Pippin. You stay here.
Pippin: HEY!! *runs anyway*
*Legolas and Gandalf jump over the break in the stairs*
*Boromir throws Merry to them, but throws Pippin over the side into the abyss.*
*Somehow Pippin appears on the other side anyway*
Gandalf: *sigh*
*Boromir jumps, then Aragorn tosses Sam*
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf! EYAAAAAH!
*Legolas catches him by the beard*
Gimli: AAAH! Not the beard!
Legolas: Fine then. *lets go*
*Gimli manages to pull himself up*
Gimli: *mutters something nasty about elves*
*Aragorn and Frodo manage to get across*
*the Fellowship comes to the bridge*
Balrog: RRRROOOOOAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Frodo: Gandalf!
Gandalf: I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. YOU SHALL NOT *slips*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Balrog: Haha! What an idiot. I'll just fly down and put him out of his misery.
*he swoops down, but finds out that he really DOESN'T have wings.
Balrog: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Gandalf(from far below): You can't fly, you fool!OK..lame I know..🙁
That WAS BRILIANT...I mean that
...s-b strikes again...😆
fellowship enter lorien and see galadiral and celeborn:
cell: "8 there are here, but 9....
galadrial: "I'll handlle this dear..."" I see all...He fell..." I know all..."
cell: "i know you do...*turns around*
*boromir begans weeping uncontrolably*
legolas: "ah..don't cry mate...I'm here for you bud..."*hugs*
Boromi "I will find no rest here...."
legolas: " perhaps I could sing you a song...I don't need sleep..."
Boromir: "no thats quite alrigh....."
Legolas":"*starts singing* "the road goes ever on....."
sam:"save us!"
Frodo: " *grabs sam's hand...*"
sam: "hold on mr frodo...!"
* the earth shakes with the sound of legolas' singing
galadriel stands up*
"STAY THIS MADNESS!!!"
legolas *continues singing*
boromir....*weeps louder*
pippen: "I need a smoke."
cell:"dear...plz do something...woe is me"*runs away*
galdriel: *looks around*
"soon you will have a queen!"
boromir: "I will...?*stops weeping*"
legolas: *sings louder*
Galad: "you will have a queen!!!"
Frodo: *covers his ears*
aragorn:"ELENDIL!!!!"*charges at legolas and tackles him to the ground*"
sam:"gets up"
aragorn:"on your feet legolas"
*legolas stops singing*
Frodo:..."theres too much tension here...I'm def leaving the fellowship now...!"
OMG...so lame...