Merry runs ahead screeming stuff like:
"Blue! 42....HUT hike...buckleberry ferry 79 Hail Rosey HUT HUThut...!!
they hurdle fences and Pippen jumps on the raft and starts to untie the rope...merry follows...
MErry:"sam pass FRODO now Pass i'm open!"
SAM:*positions himself and hurls his master forward...Merry catches*
*pippen does a victory dance*
SAm jumps in water after raft
FRodo:"you can't swim!"
SAM:"i'm going with you"
PIP..:''i guess he has to come"
they bring him on board...
next crossing is 20 miles
Pippin: The scene with 'Sam you cant swim' is 70 minutes later...
Frodo: really? hmm mixed up the script.
Sam: *laughs*
===Getting to Brees Gate===
Guardian: Hey yo people how are you? *grins*
Frodo: Hi guardian, let us in we're thirsty
Guardian: I have hemp tea here... *giggles*
Frodo: No thank you, just let us in.
===in the prancing pony===
Merry: I wanted to try the hemp tea!
Frodo: No the beer here is better.
Sam: alright i go and get some jars.
*Merry comes back with a pint*
pippin: WOAH! wats that?!
Merry: its called a pint *duh* it sez so on the menu....
Pippin: They come in PINTS?!?!?!
Merry: Hello wat did i just say? YEA! *mumbles to self* Why am i always stuck with the idiots
Pippin: O_o im confuzzeled.. *runs off to talk to the BIG ppl at the bar*
big people: Hey cutie *winks* 😉 whos ur friends? *winks*
Pippin: *is scared a lil but rather pleased that the big ppl called him cutie* Friends? wat friends? Oh those ppl well the drunk one is Merry the fat one is sam and the Sexy one who noes Sexy gandalf is Frodo
BIg People: HEY ITS A BAGGINS!!! The one who are legended for.....*giggles*
*Frodo Overhears and trys to grab Pippin as a protection from the Big People Thinking: Hopefully they will think Pippin is Sexier than me*
*Plan doesnt work...instead Frodo adn his Sexy...er...clumsy self trips*
*also he stupidly had the Ring in his hand the whole tyme and when he trips the ring falls out of his had....but the ring likes frodo's finger and decides to fall onto Frodo's Finger*
*Frodo Dissapears*
Everyone: OH!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!
*Everything changes to black and white*
*Frodo begins to wonder where all the color went and then notices a huge eye in the distance becoming closer*
Voice of Sauron: "Peek'a'boo, I see you!"
*Frodo not one for silly lil Hobbit games pulls the ring off his finger*
"ow that hurt !!! It is so not my size !"
Strider: "You draw far too much attention to yourself Mr. Underhill"!
Frodo : "Mr. Baggins"
Strider: "Fine, Mr. Baggins"
Frodo : "Mr...Underhill ! mauahahaha"
*Strider smacks Frodo across the face* "Stop that you stupid little Hobbit !!! Now upstairs with you, it is time for your Bath !"
Better not try anything, Sam will kill him
*Sam sees the person push Frodo up the stairs*
Sam: NO ONE HURTS MY FRODO! *turns to Merry and Pippin* C'mon guys, let's sic 'im!
*In the room*
Frodo: What do you want? I have money! TReasure! The whole BagEnd! Just don't hurt me!!!!
Strider: What I want? A little bit more caution from you dude, just a liiiitttle bit more okay? That not just an ornament you're luggin' around.
Frodo - "What you talkin about Willis ! I ain't carrying nothin"
*Strider puts his hand down Frodo's shirt*
Strider - "Where is it, where is it ????
*Frodo pulls ring out from Pocket*
Frodo - "So who are you ?"
Strider - "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imatating, so won't the Real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up" "Are you frightened"
*Frodo takes a step backward, a bit nervous with Strider singing*
Frodo - "yes I am Mr. Slim Shady*
Okay AD that's being a liittle bit off....-.-
Let me try that...
Frodo: I'm not carrying any thing!
Strider: *in mock KMC member voice* Indeeeed. I can like squeeze into areas so I can't be seen or bothered but to like go invisible like that, I don't think ANYONE can do that! That's totally awesome!
Frodo: *in disbelief* Who are you?
Strider: Oh...sorry, did I scare you...?
Frodo: In a way, yeah.
Strider: How much?
Frodo: Alittle
Strider: Damn!
(Hmmm no one's posting...)
*Sam, Pippin, and Merry barge in. Sam holding a nine-milimeter, Merry with a shotgun, and Pippin with a stool*
Sam: I'LL 'AVE YOU LONGSHANKS!
Strider: *not threatened at all, pulls out a parchment and writes* "Names to be remembered...Sweet cheeks...Long...shan..ks..." thank you for that fat one.
Sam: YOU LET MR. FRODO GO!
Strider: And what if I don't?
Sam: Um......em.....I'll shoot your face in!
Strider: Okay, you win.
Sam Frodo Pppin Merry: at thispoint we should run out the room, but we dont
aragorn: you have a big heart, and belly, but they will not save you now master gamgee
sam: how do you know my name
aragorn: i have been watching you for about a week, i know more than your name, i know you are harbouring a broken to, several packs of ready stirred chicken and rice and a severe case of genital warts
sam: riiiiight 😮 moving on....we need a way to turn the conversationg towards the nazgul, but sauron cant think of any so he is using this line as a cheat
aragorn: ok, they were once kings....of men....but sauron gave them some bling, and they were enslaved FOREVER!!
*nazgul come up*
nazgul🙁steve irwin accent) rihgt, now, we have to be very quiet, this is a particuarly dangerous type oif hobbit, and they will rip there britches off in an instant if you give em a chance
Sam: *whispering to Frodo* Why're we staying here, Mr. Frodo, they'll come for us!
Frodo: Go to bed Sam
Sam: Not without you!
Frodo: I said go to bed!
Sam: No! I'll stay up and wait for you!
Merry: would you both shut up, and deal with your little argument at a couple's counseling session or something?
Pippin: *giggles incoherently*
Strider: He's right y'know...
Sam and Frodo: Shut up.
strider is about to say something in protest, but then suddenly scarey music starts playing!! muahahahaha
gate person: hello may i take your order?
nazgul1: boom! look eveybody! i knocked over a door
nazgul2: idiot! do you know how much we are going to now have to pay in damages?!?!?!
they ride to the prancing pony
nazgul3: *sniff* *sniff* i smell hobbit 😱 lets eat
nazgul2: they arent for eating theyre for molesting!!
nazgul3: 😑 😐
inn owner person: *whimper* me scared of the big undead thingys. MOMMY!!1
nazgul1: oooo! scary music 😱 *sings along*
nazgul5: shut up! youre going to scare away the hobbits!
they walk up the stairs
all nazgul: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!
frodo, pip, merry, and sam: strider strider! we wanna play pillow fight!!!
aragon: IDIOTS!!
hobbots@ no YOUR an idiot
aragorn: is that right!
Hobbits: yes it is! *sam hits strider with a pillow*
aragorn: right, thats it *big pillow fight erupts*
nazgul: *start pillowing into other rooms until they finally come into the hobbits room*
frodo: strider!
sam: ARAGORN!
nazgul: ARAGORN?!?!?!? 😱 RUN RUN
several bree hobbits: STOP!
frodo and sam: *sing* in the name of love....
everyone: 🤨
Frodo and Sam: *sing* before u break my heart......
Everyone: aww heck with it! *Sing* STOP!!!!! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!!
Nazgul: BEFORE U BREAK MY HEART
*everyone except aragorn grabs pints and sings Stop in the name of love*
Strider: Ok break it up break it up!!
Nazgul run away
sam: Party pooper
Strider: Hey! 😠
strider: PARTY pooper a ranger never poops in a party, a ranger is like a bear they poop in the wood!
frodo: riiiiight
*morning*
butterbur: YOUR HORSES HAVE BEEN STOLEN!
aragorn: dude, thats the book, this is the film, we never had horses
butterbur: oh...stupid boy NOB
aragorn: ❌
butterbur: erm...BOB
aragorn:❌
butterbur: oh...well 😕 *closes door*
Pippin: *sobbing* My...bacon....waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Merry: Pull yo'self together dude! *whacks Pippin on the back of the head*
Pippin sees Merry's bacon on his plate
Pippin pounces over Merry to get to it and they end up in a scramble
Frodo looks over the cliff and falls over it
Sam: MR. FRODO! *grabs Frodo's arm*
Nazgul #2: Oooo victim!
Sam: I'm sorry Mr. Frodo, for cutting your hedges too ...edgy, sorry for breaking your ol' nail in the cupboard I'm so-
Frodo: Sam just get me up!
Sam: Oh right, *pulls Frodo up*