ok, moi has NEVER done this before, and this is just a ridiculous sketch, but tell me if i'm on-track 😮
Frodo runs up Weathertop
And trips on his sword and falls
Wraiths run up screaming
Frodo picks up sword at directs it in Nazguls' direction
Pip, Sam and Merry run behind Frodo
Frodo maintains his balance, oh thank god
Wraiths slowly glide upwards
*Sam gets himself uncomfortably close to Frodo*
Witchy pulls out sword
Frodo trips on his foot and Falls
oh lord have mercy
lol thats not bad, perhaps i am too drunk to question stuff....
Frodo: do it on the other side, i know what happens here and being stabbed on my left side is too soar but perhaps the right side could be more suitable
Witchy: You know...it doesnt have to be either if you just give us the BLEEDING RING!
Witchy: Come on give us!
Frodo: Noooo it my precioussssss
Witchy: *Stabbs Frodo*
Frodo: AAAAAH *but nobody hears him :-/*
*pulling ring off*
Frodo: AAAAAAAAH
Sam: Mr. Frodo! Bad Witch king! shoosh!
Witch king: *confused*
Strider: There we go! And One, Two, Three, Four..... Spin! and Five, ....
oh where the others?
HMMM im gonna give it a try!
Strider: thats right im the king of the world!!!!
Sam: thats right, king strider! get your bloody arse over here!
Frodo: thats right, im injured and no one cares, thanks..what a fellowship this turned out to be..oh wait
Merry: not the fellowship yet dear one
Frodo: oh dont call me that
Strider: hes too stinky, he needs elvish perfume!
Sam: WHAT! we are not taking him to legolas, he will never..um smell good
Frodo: thats a little harsh *barfs*
Strider: EWWW HOBBIT PUKE!
Pippin: I want some..oh wait..
Merry: your such a dumb a pippin, good grief, go choke on some lembas bread
Pippin: thats a little harsh
Frodo: Ohhh gandalf! where are you when i need you my knight and shining armor!
Strider: shut up..your my ***** now
Frodo: AHHH
LOL how did that sound?
Gandalf: Ohhh i am so on top of this tower...its a little bit CHILLY here, oh look a butterfly!!
Butterfly: flying toward the big hairy man, oh! LANDAGE! hey mr. nose hair
Gandalf: now listen: i want you to go frodo ill be there in a little bit that im catching a cold before saving him from this evil madness! Oh! and get the eagles!!
Butterfly: Okay..off i go..lets see...go tell frodo..ahh i forgot what you said gandalf, what am i dory? oh well just keep flying just keep flying
HAHAHA
lol i know its a moth! its a remake, remember? i called it a butterfly to make it funny!
woah you just skipped the whole saruman part, with the orcs and the slimy one, before it cuts back to frodo and them, you totally skipped that..ahhh
that one is hard for me to remember scene by scene, but ill try
Saruman: I need all trees and all roots to make my hair even more grey
Orcs: we agree
Saruman: HEY! THAT WAS MY IDEA! get back to cutting trees you little fools
Orcs: just keep cutting...just keep cutting..just keep cutting
Saruman: BRING ME THE SLIMY ORC!
Orc 1: for the love, mr. bossy!
Slimy Orc: ewww...what is this crap all over me, eww NOT MY COLOR!
Saruman: shhh silence sexy one
Slimy Orc: EW scare me...the big grey haired freak is getting fresh on me, oh well...stand here...act natural...and slowly refrain from touching my boobs, ewwww slime stains!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA now...it should go back to frodo and them
*sword pops up in front of striders face*
arwen: HA HA! i caught a ranger offguard! w00t!
strider: w/e i was busy trying to help that beautiful hobbit over thurr *points to frodo*
arwen: ahh i see he is cute isnt he? 😉
Strider: yea anyways he need elvish medicine do u think u can help?
Arwen: wat? how could i help?
Strider: um...ur an elf right? and we need ELVish medicine
Arwen: i still dont see where ur trying to get at...
Strider: *sigh*
arwen: oh i get it! 😄
Strider: Really?
Arwen: No wait.... i gotta think bout this
heheeh lol 😛
ok here goes....
Arwen: (thinks for a second then looks back at Frodo relizing how much cuter he is that Strider) I have to take him alone on my horse!
Strider: no i wanna take him! i found him!
Arwen: stop being such a baby. im a girl and the Nazgul are boys, boys can't hit girls! i'll be safe all the way there unless i get hit by a tree!
Strider: ok fine you win! take him! *I get these three though! tee hee!*
😆
~on the way to Rivendell~
Arwen: Shit they tuned their horses! Run, Asfaloth!
Asfaloth: What do you think am I doing here? And you? You talk elvish to me thinking that helps!
Arwen: Run!
Asfaloth: Whatever you say, Mistress
Frodo: Aaaahhh
Arwen: Shhhhhh... the Nazgûl are going to hear you!
Frodo: Don't they already see me?
Arwen: Erm... *muse*
Frodo: Keep on riding...
Arwen: Run Asfaloth! *to Nazgûl* Catch me if you can!
Nazgûl: We try to!
Originally posted by eezy45
😆~on the way to Rivendell~
Arwen: Shit they tuned their horses! Run, Asfaloth!
Asfaloth: What do you think am I doing here? And you? You talk elvish to me thinking that helps!
Arwen: Run!
Asfaloth: Whatever you say, Mistress
Frodo: Aaaahhh
Arwen: Shhhhhh... the Nazgûl are going to hear you!
Frodo: Don't they already see me?
Arwen: Erm... *muse*
Frodo: Keep on riding...
Arwen: Run Asfaloth! *to Nazgûl* Catch me if you can!
Nazgûl: We try to!
*Arwen looks kickass with her sword until she drops it in the mud*
Arwen: ooopsy...
*Glorfindel pops up*
Glorfindel: ok, so not only do you steal my horse, my lines, and my place in the movie, now you steal my faveourite sword and break it! I'M TELLING ELROND ON YOU!
Originally posted by aniron
(if this is a remake then I'm legolas' girlfriend ok?)
(((Then Frodo's alllllllllll myne! 😄 lol)))
Originally posted by eezy45
Arwen: Thats not my fault but anyways hahaha nice one director, nice one.
Glorfindel: *😒*
Arwen: Whoohoo the Nazgûl are coming... whoah gogogo
((edit: hi phoe! 💃 ))
Nazgûl 1: Give us the hobbit!
Arwen: *does a raspberry* Why should I Nah NAh! 😛
Nazgûl 2: because we molest....er... eat...i mean er....Because i can do anything better than you
Arwen: No you cant
Nazgûl 2: Yes I can
Arwen: No you cant
Nazgûl 2: Yes I can
Arwen: No you cant
Nazgûl 3: Hey Shuddap would ya? *smacks Nazgûl 2 in the back of his head*
Nazgûl 2: ow! 🙁 😠
Nazgûl 3: anyways were gonna get the hobit once we cross this water
Horses: Eek!
Arwen: Not-uh! My Magic River Horse friends will flood u!
Nazgûl: W/e!
Arwen: Eek HELP my magic river horse friends
*nothing happenS*
Nazgûl 4: ha ha told ya!
Arwen: shit PLEASE my magic river horse friends?
*arwens magic river horse friends come and flood the Nazgûl*
Arwen: heh heh thats why u always need to remember ur manners, kids 😛 😄
awww ok, i wanna continue this...
*the magic horsey friends crash over the nazgul, sending them flying over a raging waterfall*
arwen: "im so glad daddy installed that new fountain!"
frodo: "ahhhhrrrggguhh."
arwen: "frodo! FRODO! nooo, you're waaaaay too hot to die!"
peter jackson: "liv, i told you, you're supposed to say that cool elvish line just like we practiced!"
arwen: "oh yea, sorry p-man, *says stuff in elvish*"
*elrond pops up*
elrond: "hey man, im not aerosmith, but i can rock out too! *sings some more elvish stuff while strumming his home-made elvish ukulele*
arwen (mumbling): "... the guy from the matrix trying to be like my dad... pitiful, god..."
elrond: "what was that?"
arwen: "oh nothin, daddy, gotta run... er... ride!"
elrond: 😕 *disappears*
Frodo wakes up in a white room...
Frodo: What the! where in middle earth am i?
Gandalf:you aren't in your house yet you are in the house of a friend...
Frodo: (stares blankly)
Gandalf: You are in the house of elrond! elrond=friend? do you get it?
Frodo: (sees Elrond come from behind a curtain) OH MY GOSH! NEO WHERE'S NEO????? wait why were you guys in here while i was sleeping?
Elrond: (looks to Gandalf) Uhhh I healed you! i have no idea why the old man was in here!
Gandalf: ummmm, Hey look here's the other hobbits!
(sam runs in and grabs Frodo's hand)
Frodo: what are you doing Sam?!
Sam: oh sorry forgot the rules...no touching
Originally posted by Schizo Freak
Frodo wakes up in a white room...
Frodo: What the! where in middle earth am i?
Gandalf:you aren't in your house yet you are in the house of a friend...
Frodo: (stares blankly)
Gandalf: You are in the house of elrond! elrond=friend? do you get it?
Frodo: (sees Elrond come from behind a curtain) OH MY GOSH! NEO WHERE'S NEO????? wait why were you guys in here while i was sleeping?
Elrond: (looks to Gandalf) Uhhh I healed you! i have no idea why the old man was in here!
Gandalf: ummmm, Hey look here's the other hobbits!
(sam runs in and grabs Frodo's hand)
Frodo: what are you doing Sam?!
Sam: oh sorry forgot the rules...no touching
Frodo: anyways its realy great to see u again....now lets all jump up and down and hug each other....even though we just saw each other about 2 scenes ago.
((sry its kinda not funny lol i am kinda tired and i cant think straight)) lol 😬