Remake of the Trilogy {KMC style}

Originally posted by Smodden
fellowship enter lorien and see galadiral and celeborn:

cell: "8 there are here, but 9....
galadrial: "I'll handlle this dear..."" I see all...He fell..." I know all..."
cell: "i know you do...*turns around*
*boromir begans weeping uncontrolably*
legolas: "ah..don't cry mate...I'm here for you bud..."*hugs*
Boromi "I will find no rest here...."
legolas: " perhaps I could sing you a song...I don't need sleep..."
Boromir: "no thats quite alrigh....."
Legolas":"*starts singing* "the road goes ever on....."
sam:"save us!"
Frodo: " *grabs sam's hand...*"
sam: "hold on mr frodo...!"
* the earth shakes with the sound of legolas' singing
galadriel stands up*
"STAY THIS MADNESS!!!"
legolas *continues singing*
boromir....*weeps louder*
pippen: "I need a smoke."
cell:"dear...plz do something...woe is me"*runs away*
galdriel: *looks around*
"soon you will have a queen!"
boromir: "I will...?*stops weeping*"
legolas: *sings louder*
Galad: "you will have a queen!!!"
Frodo: *covers his ears*
aragorn:"ELENDIL!!!!"*charges at legolas and tackles him to the ground*"
sam:"gets up"
aragorn:"on your feet legolas"
*legolas stops singing*
Frodo:..."theres too much tension here...I'm def leaving the fellowship now...!"

OMG...so lame...

nah 😂

Aragorn: Sure mate, see ya in hell
Boromir: My precious!!! noooo!
Aragorn (to Galadriel): It kinda like an illness going round here
Galadriel: What ever
Elves(to Legolas): So sup lately sucka?
Legolas: Just checkin middle earth out with my homies!
Elves: Yo
Aragorn: That is not understandable!
Elves: Excuse us, we are speaking our ancient language, Sindarin
Aragorn: O...... kay
Gimli: I find no words for the beauty of these fields and their owner
Galadriel: *blushes* thank you
Gimli: I meant Celeborn
Galadriel: *turns red*
Celeborn: *blushes*
Boromir: *catches Frodo*
Frodo: It too early to catch me yet
Boromir: Nor it is the time to leave us yet. Wait till the ambush of orcs
Frodo: Ahhh, sure

Originally posted by Smodden
fellowship enter lorien and see galadiral and celeborn:

cell: "8 there are here, but 9....
galadrial: "I'll handlle this dear..."" I see all...He fell..." I know all..."
cell: "i know you do...*turns around*
*boromir begans weeping uncontrolably*
legolas: "ah..don't cry mate...I'm here for you bud..."*hugs*
Boromi "I will find no rest here...."
legolas: " perhaps I could sing you a song...I don't need sleep..."
Boromir: "no thats quite alrigh....."
Legolas":"*starts singing* "the road goes ever on....."
sam:"save us!"
Frodo: " *grabs sam's hand...*"
sam: "hold on mr frodo...!"
* the earth shakes with the sound of legolas' singing
galadriel stands up*
"STAY THIS MADNESS!!!"
legolas *continues singing*
boromir....*weeps louder*
pippen: "I need a smoke."
cell:"dear...plz do something...woe is me"*runs away*
galdriel: *looks around*
"soon you will have a queen!"
boromir: "I will...?*stops weeping*"
legolas: *sings louder*
Galad: "you will have a queen!!!"
Frodo: *covers his ears*
aragorn:"ELENDIL!!!!"*charges at legolas and tackles him to the ground*"
sam:"gets up"
aragorn:"on your feet legolas"
*legolas stops singing*
Frodo:..."theres too much tension here...I'm def leaving the fellowship now...!"

OMG...so lame...

OMG! LMAO!! 😆

thumbup

eezy...😆

*bumping*

whats up with Chris tendency to write? 😛

I lost my mojo 🙁

Get it back man 😛

you CAN make it 😉

*sigh* where are we?

In Lorien. In the hall or w/e of Galadriel... best is read back a bit... remember the elves talk in worst slang to Legolas....

Ok, i will go away, and finish my full length rotk one
and post it when we get there

nah
come on

cheer up and try 🙂

Galadriel: Okay wake up everyone time to get up, get some gifts, and leave us!

The Remaining eight in unison: Ugh!

Galadriel: To Mippin and Perry...

Pippin & Merry: Thats...

Galadriel: ...Cuisinart knives I got from Celeborn last Christmas....(All elves "ooo" and "ahh" except for Celeborn who stammers off, muttering)

Pippin & Merry: ...Okay...

Galadriel: And for sam....some nice, shiny, elven rope!

Sam:...Have you run out of anymore cuisinarts.....

(Elves mutter & whisper profusely "fatty", "...always thinking about food", "...definitely needs a haircut"😉

Gimli is next inline has hair slicked back and is wearing a corsage.

Gimli: If I said your body was fairer than all the jewels beneath the earth would you hold it against me...O! Say no more...(wink*)

Galadriel: Umm heres some hair from my golden head...

(Galadriel hands Gimli a wig)

Gimli: Rejection...I know thee well...

Frodo: What do I receive my lady?

Galadriel: Well, we're not sure what you wanted...So we narrowed it down to two......A pedicure...or THE LIGHT OF EARENDIL!

(All elves "ooo" and "ahhhh"😉

Frodo: Ummm....I'll go with....(Jeopardy Music)...The light...!

(Galadriel hands Frodo a flash light)

Frodo: (muttering) Knew I should have went with the pedicure....

Galadriel: Well Nemarie everyone...

(Everyone leaves, except Celeborn who reenters)

Celeborn: Honey...have you seen my flashlight?

LOL!! 😂

Originally posted by Mithrandir
Gimli: If I said your body was fairer than all the jewels beneath the earth would you hold it against me...O! Say no more...(wink*)

😆...omg! ROTFLMAO!!!😆

😆👆

ty!

Your welcome 😄

Chris

what about using your Mojo now?

no2

cry

🙁

I only just got it back 😛
I will watch FOTR tonight, and jot down the thing i notice, and do it tomorrow

K 😄