Mace Windu vs. Palpatine vs. Yoda

Started by MewlingQuim7 pages

YOUR MOM WAS COMPLETE LAST NIGHT O SNAP

/victory

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Originally posted by ares834
It wasn't about him being lucky or not (In my experience, there is no such thing as luck),

Well that's how the Jedi see things happening. Not by luck, but by the will of the force.

Originally posted by ares834
rather he was outmanuvered by Palpatine.

Maybe Yoda is the superior combatant (I, however, still see them as equals), but Palpatine used the surrondings to his advantage which is why he won.

Yeah that's how I'm seeing it. Yoda the superior combatant. (Even though Sidious might be more overall powerful). But Sidious won due to being me tactful in the given environment.

Originally posted by MewlingQuim

This is inaccurate; Yoda had landed and brandished his lightsaber in a two-handed grip when Sidious relieved him of it.

Fine, right after the leap. Point being he was caught off guard. Had they fought on neutral ground, that wouldn't have happened.

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Fine, right after the leap. Point being he was caught off guard. Had they fought on neutral ground, that wouldn't have happened.

I see how he was caught off guard.

Originally posted by MewlingQuim
One was on his feet in seconds, the other was unconscious and drooling on the floor.

...After indulging in hysterical laughter, so at ease was he.

Yoda was knocked unconscious, casually disarmed, and sent plummeting hundreds of feet to the Senate floor and slinked away in utter defeat. I reject your conclusion, sir. excellent

This is inaccurate; Yoda had landed and brandished his lightsaber in a two-handed grip when Sidious relieved him of it.

Gonna get Sidious this shirt:

I see you've approached that elusive level of butthurt where your anus is weeping almost as much as your eyes.

U mad, bro?

I was going to say something about your mother already reaching that point, but the truth is she could pass a Buick without getting the tires wet at this stage. Don't be mad, bro.

Ur definitely mad, bro.

I'm sure there's more than just tires not getting wet in your sex life.

You're right. Since I sent her packing, the couch is dry for once.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You're right.

Always.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Since I sent her packing, the couch is dry for once.

It's a good thing she's packing since you obviously aren't. U getting madder, bro?

I'm finding the link between this discussion and your username quite hilarious at this point.

By the sounds of it, you aren't the only quim thats mewling. 😉

Yes, his is mewling quite louder.

Well the Sidious is the best out of the three with Yoda coming in second and Windu in a distant 3rd since the only reason he was able to go toe to toe with sidious was because of all the amps he had

Windu might solo both with his Sidious amp and shatterpoint

Sidious probably has this. ROTS has the roughest time of it, but any future versions of Sidious will win more definitively. Sidious only loses if Mace and Yoda gang up on him.

Yoda pretty clearly has second place.

Sidious most likely. If not Sidious, then Windu.

THE EMPEROR WINS

Yoda and Sidious are obviously very close in terms of combat ability, but I'll have to say Sidious is the more powerful. Simply because it makes sense from a narrative point of view- That only the Skywalkers could potentially surpass Sidious.