What comics have taught us

Originally posted by Mainstream
indeed yo wickedph

And how could i forget this one

"With great power comes great responsibilty"

"And another thing... Revenge! Heh heh."

Also if you wanna get superman to duck don't fire bullets at him....throw the freaking gun at his face

Tights....the ultimate fashion accessory

Superpowers gives women D cups

All the superpowered individuals of a certain world will cluster into a few cities-- namely New York because apparently there is not very much crime elsewhere in the world.

If you are Batman, you would rather be responsible for the death of thousands of innocent victims, rather than just putting the Joker out of his misery. (Gimme the Punisher, rather, I like the Bat, but I live in the real world).

If you are Flash, the fastest man alive, it counts for nothing, because the other superheroes in the team are more popular, therefore you will be too slow to dodge the first punch coming your way and be unconscious for the rest of the fight.

If you are Spiderman, married to the hottest supermodel in the world, you would rather be out swinging from a line than inside, making out with your wife.

if youre a recently reformed villain, there will always be a really dramatic event where you have to sacrifice yourself to save your team or the world....you know just to show that you've changed

Originally posted by manjaro
if youre a recently reformed villain, there will always be a really dramatic event where you have to sacrifice yourself to save your team or the world....you know just to show that you've changed

and you will probably return from the dead as a villain again anyway.........

Originally posted by willRules
and you will probably return from the dead as a villain again anyway.........

Originally posted by Dreampanther
If you are Spiderman, married to the hottest supermodel in the world, you would rather be out swinging from a line than inside, making out with your wife.

on that note.....

In Marvel-- Most people are red-heads because that stands out better on the page.
(As mentioned in the McGruder's cartoon, the Boondocks) You're tolken black mutant characters will have straight white hair (i.e. Storm)...

All nerds will eventually become superpowerful and be seconds away from beating your *ss

When you're a superhero you have to act like a p*ssy in civilian mode

Having excessive unexcused leavings at work won't get you fired

Guns are 99.9% inaccurate when aimed at a hero(but if you're an expert marksman,it goes down to 99.8%)

Any substance that is extremely rare is extremely easy to obtain

The strength of a hero is inversely proportionate to how fatigued or injured he is

When you get superpowers you must be either a villain or hero because obviously no one just wants to just have a normal life.

Originally posted by Black Rob
Kryptonite can be bought at your local store or found lying on the ground

Amount of hair is a good indicator of one's morality

All alien women are sexy and have human genitalia

If you have a fancy automobile of any kind then it will never get caught in traffic

Just about everyone is either an olympic-level athlete or a super-genius

Clowns are evil

If you suddenly gain super-powers from radiation, you don't have to worry about getting cancer or a weird mutation

It is possible to be total badass, even if you like to dress up in yellow spandex or in a rubber bat outfit

Even if you're a junkie(Speedy),you can still be a superhero.

amount of hair....LOL Nice one black robb.

Superpowers don't give you the right to sport a mullet. Ever.

Originally posted by Hit and Run
Clowns are evil

that's even more true IRL