What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by ben_dover
"Welcome to the scene of my last homicide."

my penis is the size of a vienna sausage
or
im acctualy gay mind if i use you as a cover up?

those two where good.

"Last I checked I had a weiner."
Date is a girl and and she said that.

"I'm either a girl or a guy?"

"is that yours mine? I haven't figured out which of us hit the ceiling with that whuad."

lol

yep it was funny I thought.

it was

um....I would buy you a coke but I would get jealous of the straw."

*you wear an astronut suit"

"Now that's what I'm talking about 'Safe Sex'

"is it me or did I just see your nuts fall out?"

lol funny

yeppers.

*take her hand and look deep into her eyes*
listen dear, i know this is our first date and well i really realy like you and i was saving this for that certain special some one.....a baby food jar full of my semen....😱 😘

who dates anyways?

everyone.

running out of ideas any new people want to give it a try?

um...

I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much...