What NOT to say on first dates

Started by Zatch86 pages

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
my bf is darksora and I do think about him often
is it internet of real life?

Originally posted by Zatch
is it internet of real life?

Ummmm, both......why?

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Ummmm, both......why?
Just curious no real reason.

Originally posted by Zatch
Just curious no real reason.

Oh, okay

"I am sorry, but that mole you have on your face....it is just a little bit creepy"

sing "Until the Day I Die" by Story of the Year

"So I was thinking we could maybe skip dessert"

"Oh yeah? Go back to your place?"

"No, it's just you're already quite fat"

You: *hugs date* "Oh, you're so cute........my dog will love you!!!!!!!"

Date: O.o "What the f......DOG!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
You: *hugs date* "Oh, you're so cute........my dog will love you!!!!!!!"

Date: O.o "What the f......DOG!?!?!?!?!?!?"

lol

If you ever leave me, I'll kill you

If you keep me around...

I enjoyed last night

I collect scabs

"So which one do you want to eat.......the boy or the girl?

Guy: "My sister is waiting for us when we get back home"

I'm allergic to paying

Guy: "You can cover this right?"

sing this song by Jack Off Jill (for girls only):

Devil With a Black Dress On
Wash off those scabs dear
or fingernail pick them clean
Pray to all your long lost demons
and justify your means

Devil has a new shape
Devil has a new ride
Devil has a problem but he locks it up inside
Sh*t angel

Kids sure like the devil these days
and I'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to own me angel
cause I own you now you're gone

Kids sure like the devil these days
and I'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to hate me angel
cause I hate you now you're gone

Did you believe it cause I said so
Did you believe it was true
Did you believe it cause I said so angel
I sure lied to you

Did you believe it cause I said so
Did you believe it was true
I'm eternal and infernal and I sure lied to you
Sh*t angel

Kids sure like the devil these days
and I'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to own me angel
cause I own you now you're gone

Kids sure like the devil these days
and I'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to hate me angel
cause I hate you now you're gone

Good girl with the black eyes
Believe in future past
Everything that I want happens
See how long that lasts

Devil has a hot rod
Devil high on speed
Devil has a black dress
So her arms can bleed

Kids sure like the devil these days
and I'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to know me angel
cause I know you now you're gone

Kids sure like the devil these days
and I'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to hurt me angel
cause I'm hurting now you're gone

Go go go gone
Go go go gone
Go go go go go go go
Gone

Guy: Damn woman! your chest is as flat as my back!

Gal: Do you like my penis?