Originally posted by Mindset
He won't hit a woman.The only reason he hasn't beaten the adamantium out of Wolverine.
He tried his best to beat Sue, he just wasn't good enough. Story of his life. Maybe it's because he trained in the most useless fighting style existence has ever seen, or it might because he is blonde. What sorry excuse for a grown man has blonde hair? I bet he has bashful testicles.
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Remember when Ragnarok was about to kill Wolverine, and Fist was like "Better save the little pussy" so he kicked the shit out of Ragnarok?Good story
I remember when Wolverine was about to kill Ragnarok, Luke Cage interfered and knocked Wolverine out of the air and Iron Fist cleaned up Wolverine's scraps with the help of Spider-man.
That's all Iron Fist is good for. 😎
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
We should make a Thor vs. Wolverine close combat thread. It's about that time of year, and it's going to be fun watching Skrank squirm before some of the new scans.
Yeah with all the new Thor speed and skill feats! What ever will I do! dur
Seriously, what are you going to post? Thor getting smacked in the face with a space shark?
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Yeah with all the new Thor speed and skill feats! What ever will I do! durSeriously, what are you going to post? Thor getting smacked in the face with a space shark?
I hope they fight again in Uncanny without any power down for Wolverine in close combat. Wolverine's superficial kitty scratches won't even slow Thor down.
Originally posted by srankmissingninWolverine was out on his feet. He's lucky Luke came in before Ragnarok landed the blow he was about to
I remember when Wolverine was about to kill Ragnarok, Luke Cage interfered and knocked Wolverine out of the air and Iron Fist cleaned up Wolverine's scraps with the help of Spider-man.That's all Iron Fist is good for. 😎
And then Fist floored him
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I hope they fight again in Uncanny without any power down for Wolverine in close combat. Wolverine's superficial kitty scratches won't even slow Thor down.
Rick Remender reads comics, so you won't be happy with the results of that fight. It will just be another loss for you Thor fans to cry about.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Rick Remender reads comics, so you won't be happy with the results of that fight. It will just be another loss for you Thor fans to cry about.
Thor would laugh at Wolverine's shallow little paper cuts and this time either toss him into the Sun or hammer him into unconsciousness.
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Wolverine was out on his feet. He's lucky Luke came in before Ragnarok landed the blow he was about toAnd then Fist floored him
Out on his feat? He was sticking to Clor like glue. If Wolverine was anywhere close to being "out on his feat" he would have fallen out of the sky like a brick, because, you know, he can't fly. Instead he got knocked away because Luke Cage is almost as terrible as Iron Fist.
Iron Fist finished off Wolverine's scraps. That's what is known as a kill still. Nothing more. 😎
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor would laugh at Wolverine's shallow little paper cuts and this time either toss him into the Sun or hammer him into unconsciousness.
You sound even more concussed and punch drunk than Thor. Have you been ramming your skull into a brick wall every time Thor's been koed this past year? You must get knocked out more than Sidney Crosby if that's the case. You'll need to start wearing a helmet, but that I guess you'll blend in better with the rest of the Thorbags then.
Btw, it was revealed that Ragnarok was holding back (As were most of the Dark Avengers) as Osborn specifically told him not to kill or seriously injure any of the Avengers or something IIRC.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You sound even more concussed and punch drunk than Thor. Have you been ramming your skull into a brick wall every time Thor's been koed this past year? You must get knocked out more than Sidney Crosby if that's the case. You'll need to start wearing a helmet, but that I guess you'll blend in better with the rest of the Thorbags then.
Cheer up Skrank, Thor wins. Just accept it and move on.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Why are some people still trying to argue about this? Captain America has been a legitimate superhuman for more than a decade now. Peak humans and mutants have gone record stating he is 2-4 times stronger and faster than they are. He pulls helicopters out of the sky, walks around with utility lines slung over his shoulder like it's a gym bag. He sees bullets in slow motion, can tank machine gun fire to his chest without his armor, and still can operate with a gaping hole in his chest cavity. Even when Marvel was being ambiguous about to what degree he was enhanced my the SSS he was still stated to have the strength of 10 men, 20 men, and half a platoon of soldiers. The notion that there is anyone who would be so uninformed are bias that they can't see that Captain America > Batman in every conceivable way save intelligence is mind boggling.Anyone who thinks that Batman and Cap are equals should have themselves admitted to some psychiatric institute because they are not qualified to live with the rest of the human race.
💃 This is a mother of a quote right here. Good stuff srank.