Marka Ragnos+Shimmra+Hanharr vs NJO Luke Skywalker+Emperor Palpatine+Exar Kun

Started by e.l,m,t,i,(r k)7 pages

Marka Ragnos+Shimmra+Hanharr vs NJO Luke Skywalker+Emperor Palpatine+Exar Kun

Setting Trayus Academy Malachor V (everybody is at there prime) 馃槇

Exar Kun stalls Ragnos
Luke beats Shimmra
Palpatine owns Hanharr

The trio gang up on Ragnos and kill him.

Ragnos eats Kun, Luke beats Shimmra, Palpatine eats Hanharr...

Luke and Palpatine try to take Ragnos and fail miserably.

Originally posted by Razielim
Exar Kun stalls Ragnos
Luke beats Shimmra
Palpatine owns Hanharr

The trio gang up on Ragnos and kill him.

Did you read what i said EVERYBODY IN THERE PRIME MARKA RAGNOS TO DUMBASS
RAGNOS HAS ENOUGH PHYSICAL POWER TO CRUSH KUN, BESIDES HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE SITH ARTS BY TRILLIONS OF LIGHTYEARS OUTCLASSED KUN ,SINCE SADOW PASSED DOWNED ONLY LITTLE STUFF TO NADD,NADD BARELY TAUGHT KUN,SO BY THAT HIS WOULD PROBABLY USE KUN AMULET AGAINST HIM BY BLOWING IT TO HELL

And how does Palpatine own Hanharr he's as insane as Palpatine ever got and more, Plus his buttwoopin frenzy increases his strength to phenomonal levels and he would probably destroy Palp's lightsaber with his strength combined with duel vibroswords, he wouldn't even notice any lightning

Ragnos is the ultimate power in the universe... he kills them all by just looking at them.

More likely scenario:
1Ragnos pwns the hell out of kun in 2 seconds
2Ragnos assist Shimmra with Luke and they crush
3Palpatine realizes this and is distracted therefore Hanharr rips him in half

Actually:

Kun could at least hold Ragnos off for a little while.

Luke WTFpwns Shimmra.

Palpatine WTFpwns Hanharr.

So, if Kun dies, Luke engages Ragnos - holds him off a bit longer, and Palpatine transports his ass into outer space where dies in the vaccuum.

I'm being silly. Lol.

Originally posted by Escape81
Actually:

Kun could at least hold Ragnos off for a little while.

Luke WTFpwns Shimmra.

Palpatine WTFpwns Hanharr.

So, if Kun dies, Luke engages Ragnos - holds him off a bit longer, and Palpatine transports his ass into outer space where dies in the vaccuum.

Shimmra put up a togh fight last time and Ragnos would Crushingly pwn kun Hanharr rips Palp's in half Luke emptys his bowels and bladder

Originally posted by e.l,m,t,i,(r k)
Did you read what i said EVERYBODY IN THERE PRIME MARKA RAGNOS TO DUMBASS
RAGNOS HAS ENOUGH PHYSICAL POWER TO CRUSH KUN, BESIDES HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE SITH ARTS BY TRILLIONS OF LIGHTYEARS OUTCLASSED KUN ,SINCE SADOW PASSED DOWNED ONLY LITTLE STUFF TO NADD,NADD BARELY TAUGHT KUN,SO BY THAT HIS WOULD PROBABLY USE KUN AMULET AGAINST HIM BY BLOWING IT TO HELL

And how does Palpatine own Hanharr he's as insane as Palpatine ever got and more, Plus his buttwoopin frenzy increases his strength to phenomonal levels and he would probably destroy Palp's lightsaber with his strength combined with duel vibroswords, he wouldn't even notice any lightning

Wait... Hanharr...

The WOOKIE from KOTOR II?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Originally posted by Escape81
Wait... Hanharr...

The WOOKIE from KOTOR II?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

yup

No, no, no, and no.

1. NJO Luke fought an army of Vongs and then owned Shimmra. I'm sorry, but Shimmra's going down. He is WTF-pwned.

2. The Wookie from KOTOR II, no matter how insane he is, is not going to own any incarnation of Sidious. Sidious is quicker, has a weapon which can slice through flesh, and he has the Force - and a frightening grasp of it, I might add.

Hanharr bites the big one. Badly.

3. Kun may die. He may not. I think that Kun, Luke, and DE Palpatine could destroy Ragnos.

Hanharr Needs one hit to connect with Palp's saber it is destroyed Palp's is shocked HAnharr rips him in half He Is So retardedly tough any thing te force does Hanharr won't even notice

Originally posted by e.l,m,t,i,(r k)
Hanharr Needs one hit to connect with Palp's saber it is destroyed Palp's is shocked HAnharr rips him in half He Is So retardedly tough any thing te force does Hanharr won't even notice

Umm . . . no.

1. Palpatine can obliterate entire fleets of ships with the Force.
2. Palpatine [DE] can throw Force Lightning which can 'mortally wound' its victim.
3. Palpatine is so damn fast and agile. Faster than the eye can see.
4. Palpatine is adept at Dun Moch - capable of tossing massive objects with frightening ease.

He OWNS Hanharr.

Originally posted by Escape81
Umm . . . no.

1. Palpatine can obliterate entire fleets of ships with the Force.
2. Palpatine [DE] can throw Force Lightning which can 'mortally wound' its victim.
3. Palpatine is so damn fast and agile. Faster than the eye can see.
4. Palpatine is adept at Dun Moch - capable of tossing massive objects with frightening ease.

He OWNS Hanharr.

what are you one of those people who woould blow him if you had a chance to

Originally posted by Escape81
Umm . . . no.

1. Palpatine can obliterate entire fleets of ships with the Force.
2. Palpatine [DE] can throw Force Lightning which can 'mortally wound' its victim.
3. Palpatine is so damn fast and agile. Faster than the eye can see.
4. Palpatine is adept at Dun Moch - capable of tossing massive objects with frightening ease.

He OWNS Hanharr.

One thing, Dun Moch is a form used to spiritually defeat opponents. What you're thinking of would be a Force Throw. And e.l,m,t,i,(r k), don't be rude to other members like that.

O.K. but it is probably true though

Originally posted by e.l,m,t,i,(r k)
O.K. but it is probably true though

No, I'm one of the people who understands that a Wookie hasn't a chance against a Dark Lord of the Sith.

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