What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Thanks, i meant that they wouldnt go straight out and say I love you...dw I know I'm confusing

i understand lol TNT don't know what their missing

WOO HOO

more!!

Will:They see me moanin about my seasickness I could tell they think me as nerdy and pansy they see my nerdy and pansy i think i'm just too nerdy and pasny i'm nerdy and pansy. I want to roll with the pirates! they think i'm too nerdy and pasny they think i'm too nerdy and pasny they think i'm too nerdy and pasny too nerdy and pansy!

Jack looks at Will then speak in a low tone of voice to Elizabeth: What is he doing do you think we should help him
Elizabeth: No he is too nerdy and pansy!!

sorry i got this off of the song white and nerdy by weird al yankovic

Originally posted by jackismyboo
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Will:They see me moanin about my seasickness I could tell they think me as nerdy and pansy they see my nerdy and pansy i think i'm just too nerdy and pasny i'm nerdy and pansy. I want to roll with the pirates! they think i'm too nerdy and pasny they think i'm too nerdy and pasny they think i'm too nerdy and pasny too nerdy and pansy!

Jack looks at Will then speak in a low tone of voice to Elizabeth: What is he doing do you think we should help him
Elizabeth: No he is too nerdy and pansy!!

sorry i got this off of the song white and nerdy by weird al yankovic

LOL

Jack: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz

Liz: Jack, Jack can I come with you?

Jack: O'course you can come luv, but ya gots ta wear ya red shoes, savvy?

Liz: I'm off with Jack to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz

Jack and Liz: THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!

...this is if you consider the parrot a character...which I think he is...ANYWAY...

Parrot: Polly want a cracker?

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Cotton: Polly want a cracker? Oh no! wait, I can't talk...

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(He's at a restaurant)

Waitor: Are you ready to order Sir?

Davy Jones: YUP!

Waitor: Go ahead

Davy Jones: Calamari please

Waitor: And for you main?

Davy Jones: OCTOPUS!

Waitor: And for desert?

Davy Jones: KRAKEN!

😂

all those posts since i left are HILARIOUS!

Jack: Love, i don't believe you should drink...
Liz: Why not?
Jack: because all that rum is mine. *gets the bottle from liz and chugs down*

Thankyou very much, and to EVERYONE ELSE, you guys are great, soo funny

i'm so glad i made this thread months ago... this is fun! >.<

Three cheers: HURRAY HURRAY HURRAY!!!

eh? 😛

got any new ones?

:::

Liz: how could we sail to the ends of the earth if the earth is round?
Tia: on the contrary, it isn't.

:::

>.<

OMG This thread is so funny.
I'm going to give it a try too.

Jack: Oh come on Will, you know you're already under the table after you just had a smell of rum...
Will: *Grr* So? You aren't a good drinker yourself! You're drunk ALL the time.
Jack: Yes, but I'm a drunk pirate with an English accent
Will: So am I
Jack: Yes, but you aren't drunk and not a real pirate too.
Will: But... You just said... *Confused*

Sorry if my English isn't perfect but I'm not English...

Here is another one:

Will: Barbossa.
Barbossa: CAPTAIN.
Will: Please, don’t act like Jack. One Jack is enough.

lol^^^

Jack goes behind liz and puts his hand on her behind, elizabeth turns around and slaps him
Elizabeth: Who do you think you are?!!!
Jack: dadadada Batman!!!!

😄 Nice one!!

thanks!!

You're welcome 😉

I'm trying to make a new one. I'm out of ideas. 🙁

(Jack down in the Pearl's hull looking for rum, sees Bootstrap)

Jack: Bootstrap? Bill Turner?

Bootstrap: Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jack: Say again?

Bootstrap: Never mind. Time's running out, Jack.

lol i play by ear

The dating game!!!

Host: Elizabeth Swann you have three eligible bachelors ready to take you away forever bachelor number one, a Captain of a ship and a ladies man! Bachelor number two, a blacksmith and a guy who will die to save you. And bachelor number three, a furry four legged!! Choose wisely

Elizabeth: hmm Bachelor number one if i were to meet in you some exotic place and it was at night what would you do?
Bachelor number one: i would give you the best night you have ever had with any man in your life!!
Elizabeth: ooh! bachelor number two same question?
Bachelor number two: I would take you out to dinner and not have my way with you and we will walk on the beach
Elizabeth: How romantic! bachelor number three?
Bachelor number three: Ruff Ruff
Elizabeth: Hmm
Elizabeth: Bachelor number two if i were to choose you what would you do?
Bachelor number two: I would make you my wife and we will live happily ever after i will provide you with everything you need!
Elizabeth: Nice! bachelor number one how about you?
Bachelor number one: I would bring you to my ship and we will roam the sea and go wherever you want to go!
Elizabeth: That sounds beautiful! Bachelor number three?
*Bachelor number three is licking himself*
Host: Bachelor number three is a little busy licking himself
Elizabeth : oh ok. Last question. Bachelor number one How would you describe me to your crew mates?
Bachelor number one: I would tell them you are a free spirit and you are one hell of a sight, you are a pirate.
Elizabeth: I would like that. Bachelor number two how would describe me to your fellow employees?
bachelor number two: I would say you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen that you are a goddess and you stole my breath away when i first laid my eyes on you. You had me at hello!
Audience: AWWWW!!!
Elizabeth: How romantic! bachelor number three?
Bachelor number three: Ruff Ruff *growls*
Host: So Elizabeth have you chosen who you want to spend the rest of your life with?
Elizabeth let me think: I love how bachelor number one will give me freedom, he is a great man, and i adore how Bachelor number two is so romantic. and i really like bachelor number three I am going to choose....
Host: That is all the time we have left for today i am so sorry wait till next time as Elizabeth Swann makes her final decision.

lol i know who she is going to choose!!!