What POTC characters would NEVER say...

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I would say for fun, number 3 😉 but if it was serious I'd choose number 2 😉

LOl^^right you are

Host: We are back for the second part of the *puts microphone to the audience*
The audience all chants: Tha dating Game!!
Host: We are back with Elizabeth swann ready to make her final decision. Elizabeth you have asked three questions and you have met the three eligible bachelors and now you have to decide who you want to live with for the rest of your life!
Elizabeth: i have made my final decicion! I choose bachelor number three!!!
audience: Gasp
Bachelor number one and two: What!!?
Elizabeth: don't you see you both are wonderful but bachelor number three is loyal obediant, he will do what ever i say he is the perfect man for me.
Bachelor number two: He is not even a man!
Elizabeth: don't be jealous he has four legs and you don't! and more hair!
Host: Well that is all for today and elizabeth i congratualte you one your decision. and good-bye everyone and thanks for watching the dating Game!

i know lame but it was fun!!

lol, the Dating Game. Great idea.

Anyone seen SNL's Jeopardy with Sean Connery?

Alex: Our categories are laws.
Jack: Oh, talk about groan!
Alex: I'll ignore that. Female anatomy.
(Will buzzes in)
Will: Sword!
(Jack laughs hysterically)
Alex: Will, we haven't begun play yet, and no. Sequels and What They Do for Careers, Cross-dressing...
Liz: Woo hoo!
Alex: And finally, potent potables. That's alcohol for you folks playing at home.

Jack: The day is mine!
Alex: Let's hope so, Jack.
Jack: Captain Jack.
Alex: Just select a category.
Jack: Rum for 1000
Alex: It's actually potent potables, but okay. This soft drink is often mixed with rum to form a sweet beverage.
(Liz buzzes in)
Liz: Pirates!
Alex: No.
(Jack buzzes in)
Jack: Coke.
Alex: Yes, that's actually correct. Pick again.
Jack: Most people say please when addressing the captain of a ship. (waits) Nothing? Well, I'll take care of you later.

Screaming fan in the audience: I love you, Jack!!!!

Jack (playing along): I thought I told you to wait at the dock. (pause) Oh, what the hell. Female anatomy for 400.

Alex: These are what a woman uses for writing, piano playing, and buttoning clothes.

(Will buzzes in)

Will: Barrell hinges.

Alex: What?

Will: On bars...in jails.....uh, swords?

(Liz buzzes in without waiting for Alex to say no)

Liz: Fingers.

Alex: Very good, Elizabeth Swann.

Liz: I don't need you to patronize me. I'm my own person, damn it!

Alex: I never said...

Liz: I'm not going to just sit in jail and wait around! I'm going to take charge!

Alex: Then select a category.

Liz: Sequels for 200.

Alex: This character in Dead Man's Chest began as a spunky if somewhat stiff newcomer to piracy but turned into a darker, sadder, cheeky jerk.

(Jack buzzes in)
Jack: The monkey.

Alex: I'm sorry, the correct answer is Will.

Jack: It's also true for the monkey.

Alex: But that's not the answer.

Jack: It's a matter of opinion, so it's not a question.

Alex: You LOSE, Jack.

Liz: There are no losers here except a measly little twit with all the answers on the card.

Alex: Don't you start, missy!

(Jack just shoots him)

Jack: All right. Who wants the money this show's been hording?

FIN

haha lol ^^ I love SNL!! that was great

Fishy crew member of Davy Jones' crew( the hammerhead shark one) : I always feel like, somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy

that one's a bit random, but seeing as how he has four eyes, it suited

Jack: CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!

wow that add must be really old now...

lmao!!!

Will: *excitedly* IM A BOY!!

lmao!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
lol, the Dating Game. Great idea.

Anyone seen SNL's Jeopardy with Sean Connery?

Alex: Our categories are laws.
Jack: Oh, talk about groan!
Alex: I'll ignore that. Female anatomy.
(Will buzzes in)
Will: Sword!
(Jack laughs hysterically)
Alex: Will, we haven't begun play yet, and no. Sequels and What They Do for Careers, Cross-dressing...
Liz: Woo hoo!
Alex: And finally, potent potables. That's alcohol for you folks playing at home.

Jack: The day is mine!
Alex: Let's hope so, Jack.
Jack: Captain Jack.
Alex: Just select a category.
Jack: Rum for 1000
Alex: It's actually potent potables, but okay. This soft drink is often mixed with rum to form a sweet beverage.
(Liz buzzes in)
Liz: Pirates!
Alex: No.
(Jack buzzes in)
Jack: Coke.
Alex: Yes, that's actually correct. Pick again.
Jack: Most people say please when addressing the captain of a ship. (waits) Nothing? Well, I'll take care of you later.

Screaming fan in the audience: I love you, Jack!!!!

Jack (playing along): I thought I told you to wait at the dock. (pause) Oh, what the hell. Female anatomy for 400.

Alex: These are what a woman uses for writing, piano playing, and buttoning clothes.

(Will buzzes in)

Will: Barrell hinges.

Alex: What?

Will: On bars...in jails.....uh, swords?

(Liz buzzes in without waiting for Alex to say no)

Liz: Fingers.

Alex: Very good, Elizabeth Swann.

Liz: I don't need you to patronize me. I'm my own person, damn it!

Alex: I never said...

Liz: I'm not going to just sit in jail and wait around! I'm going to take charge!

Alex: Then select a category.

Liz: Sequels for 200.

Alex: This character in Dead Man's Chest began as a spunky if somewhat stiff newcomer to piracy but turned into a darker, sadder, cheeky jerk.

(Jack buzzes in)
Jack: The monkey.

Alex: I'm sorry, the correct answer is Will.

Jack: It's also true for the monkey.

Alex: But that's not the answer.

Jack: It's a matter of opinion, so it's not a question.

Alex: You LOSE, Jack.

Liz: There are no losers here except a measly little twit with all the answers on the card.

Alex: Don't you start, missy!

(Jack just shoots him)

Jack: All right. Who wants the money this show's been hording?

FIN

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! 😆 😆 :laugh!!!!! 😄 😄 😄 OMG OMG That was Hilarious!!!! Hahahahaha!

omg! that was hilarious! 😱

^^ Hey Pocky U love Jared Leto right? I Heard over the weekend he broke his nose at one of his concerts when he got rushed by fans and then proceeded onto say it was the Best Concert EVER!!! LOL!!

YES! I know, I heard! Awful, but he's okay with it I guess lol His nose mustve not been too bad since he finished the show! 🙂

I Know True RockStar!!! lol....When I Heard that in the Radio I was Like OMG PockY!!! lol...I Thought of u...haha! 😄

awe lol!

😄 I heard he also hurt like his arm and his Leg!! I was like Dam!!! lol

yeah, hope his nose is still normal hehe 🙂

THOSE ARE ALL FUNNY!

i'm just holding back on my laugh, as i am in a public place renting a pc.. 😄

Jack: (to liz) love, why did you choose will before? he's a eunuch, and not a very good one at that.
Liz: spur of the moment decision. i had to choose someone...

okay, it sucks, but that's the best i can come up with right now..

😆

omfg that was hilarious!!!! luv the avvy/siggy! ^^

Yerah it's AWEsome! How did u make it??? BTW the whole SNL and dating game thing was so HILARIOUSE!!! LOL!!!

Will: Liz will you marry me? *shakes his head* never mind
Will starts again: Elizabeth will you marry me*he makes a different face* *shakes his head no again*
Will: Ok Elizabeth Swann will you marry me? * He looks in the mirror and likes what he sees,* He walks out side and sees Elizabeth then walks slowly towards her
Will: Elizabeth?
Elizabeth looks at him and smiles: yes* she is ready to accept his offer*
Will spots Jack walking towards them: Jack will you marry me?
Elizabeth: How dare you! *slaps him*
Will: Elizabeth wait i didn't mean that!
Jack gives Will a nasty look: No
Will: No what?!
Jack: No i wont marry you!

i havn't done one in a while so i thought i try again.