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Jack: I wanna be a waffle in the next movie!!!
Liz: I wanna be whipped cream in the next movie!!!
Barbossa: I wanna be blonde in the next movie!!!
Davy Jones: I wanna shave my beard in the next movie!!!
Beckett: I wanna be a cutlet in the next movie!!!
Will: I wanna be a strawberry in the next movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ..............................................................................
lmao^^ your really good
Gore: speadmarker ACTION!!
Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
Lizzie: yes?
Will: i love Jack-
Gore: No no no no you are supposed to say i love you to her not you love Jack scene 55 take two Action!! *the black and white thing does the up and down to say what scene and what take*
*back to see Will look at Elizabeth* Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
lizzie:yes?
Will: I love you i have always loved Jack since the day i met him
Gore: no no no not again you are in love with Elizabeth not Jack!! (sighs) scene 55 take three Action!!! *the things goes up and down again*
Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
Lizzie: yes? *she is quite annoyed but tries her best to hied it*
will: i love you and i have always loved you since the day i met you, will you do one last thing for me?
lizzie: yes what is it Will?
Will: will you marry me tomorrow Jack?
Gore: Damn you! you are again in love with Elizabeth not Sparrow!!
Will wined: but i love Jack he is very sexy and Elizabeth she is too good for me but Jack i am willing to die for!
Gore: this is not brokeback mountain this is a Pirate movie plus Disney would sue me if you end up with Jack so no you end up with the girl!! now get this right or no Jack cuddling for you!!
Will: Yay!!
Gore: Scene 55 take four!! Action!! *the black thing goes up and down again*
Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
lizzie * she is really annoyed and she is not hiding it* yes?
Will: will you do one last thing for me?
lizzie: yes what is it Will?
will:i love you and i have always loved you since the day i met you will you marry me
gore: cut!! hey I like this better okay keep it up Elizabeth! Hey Ted and Terry make the girl end up with Sparrow!! it is way hotter then her ending up with the eunuch
Will: No i want to end with Jack!!
Ted: Good idea!! Elizabeth ending up with Jack, the audience will live this!!
Terry: what were we thinking liz end up with the whelp? how hysterical thats just plain dumb on our parts
In the end:
Liz: Jack im so sorry
Jack: it's alright love i am okay
liz *smiles and cries*
Jack: will was a good friend but he chose this fate alone, he loved you Elizabeth and i do too
liz *looks up to meet his chocolate brown eyes*: i love you too Captain Jack Sparrow
*they kiss* then 9 years later you see her with a kid and Jack singing: drink up me hearties yo ho!!
The end!! So here is how tnt made sparrabeth happen!!
AAAAAAAW!! Hilariouse but what she said :"poor will!" but good job.
lets see I'll do a little something:
Becket: Captain Sparrow I hereby announce...
Jack:Ah! cut the "captain" crap, drop the fomality and call me Jack!
or...
Lizzie: Jack! you're hat! I swam in and got it for u!!!
Jack😮h! I don't want that old beated up thing anymore I'm thinking of buying one like Becket's complete with a wig and a cherry...
Lizzi:Ch-cherry?
Jack:Aye! To go with my new icecream look.
or simply:
The food channel with CJS and his assistant Lizzie swann:
*audience applaude crazily and scream their head off*
Jack:Now..now sit down mates! Don't get over your heads..oi!oi! you girl in the 3rd row no need to lift up your "I love captain Jack" shirt we do NOT want to see what's underneath..well, actually *I* do but...
*stops from lizzie's glare*
Lizzie*with a fake smile*: moving on! what we're making today is a complex dish called..
Jack*cuts in*: The captain's favorite rum-soaked waffles on top of a bonny lass with the side of hopping kracked bits.
*Lizzie glares at Jack again*
Lizzie:whilst that is a long name *glares at Jack yet AGAIN than puts her smile on* we thought it would be interesting. So first we thicken the rum by pouring some syrup into it and...
Jack:Aye! So dipp the waffles into the thickened rum...fry 2 pounds of kracken bits in sesame oil..yada yada yada!Savvy? Now on to my favorite part.
*Lizzie burries her head in her hands in shame but Jack continues proudly*
Jack:Ye give a strumpet a "no dress" to wear and u lay the waffles on top of her! Now the challenge is you eat the food off of her WHILST...you aim the kracken bits into HER mouth! By the end of the night you'll both be well fed and very VERY happy. Savvy?
*Lizzie shakes her head but the crazy fan girls in the audience applaude like it's the best recipee ever and chant "Jack!" over and over again. Jack takes off his hat bows his head and leaves with Liz in tow..probably gonna try out the recipee*
I know last one wasn't really funny..more "entertaining" (hopefully) and daydreaming!
LOL! ROFL! LOL!
imagine this...
Jack.. sailing through the seas... The kraken comes up beside the ship...
then.. far out in the sea... a small red ship or something comes to the rescue... closer.. closer... they're oompaloompas(sp?)?
+++++
weird idea contributed by my crazed up kid bro...
maybe i'd make a weird photo from that and post it next time lol... that would probably make the one described above better... maybe... just... maybe...
Originally posted by jackismyboo
lmao^^ your really goodGore: speadmarker ACTION!!
Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
Lizzie: yes?
Will: i love Jack-Gore: No no no no you are supposed to say i love you to her not you love Jack scene 55 take two Action!! *the black and white thing does the up and down to say what scene and what take*
*back to see Will look at Elizabeth* Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
lizzie:yes?
Will: I love you i have always loved Jack since the day i met himGore: no no no not again you are in love with Elizabeth not Jack!! (sighs) scene 55 take three Action!!! *the things goes up and down again*
Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
Lizzie: yes? *she is quite annoyed but tries her best to hied it*
will: i love you and i have always loved you since the day i met you, will you do one last thing for me?
lizzie: yes what is it Will?
Will: will you marry me tomorrow Jack?Gore: Damn you! you are again in love with Elizabeth not Sparrow!!
Will wined: but i love Jack he is very sexy and Elizabeth she is too good for me but Jack i am willing to die for!
Gore: this is not brokeback mountain this is a Pirate movie plus Disney would sue me if you end up with Jack so no you end up with the girl!! now get this right or no Jack cuddling for you!!
Will: Yay!!Gore: Scene 55 take four!! Action!! *the black thing goes up and down again*
Will: Elizabeth there is something i want to tell you.
lizzie * she is really annoyed and she is not hiding it* yes?
Will: will you do one last thing for me?
lizzie: yes what is it Will?
will:i love you and i have always loved you since the day i met you will you marry me
gore: cut!! hey I like this better okay keep it up Elizabeth! Hey Ted and Terry make the girl end up with Sparrow!! it is way hotter then her ending up with the eunuch
Will: No i want to end with Jack!!
Ted: Good idea!! Elizabeth ending up with Jack, the audience will live this!!
Terry: what were we thinking liz end up with the whelp? how hysterical thats just plain dumb on our partsIn the end:
Liz: Jack im so sorry
Jack: it's alright love i am okay
liz *smiles and cries*
Jack: will was a good friend but he chose this fate alone, he loved you Elizabeth and i do too
liz *looks up to meet his chocolate brown eyes*: i love you too Captain Jack Sparrow
*they kiss* then 9 years later you see her with a kid and Jack singing: drink up me hearties yo ho!!The end!! So here is how tnt made sparrabeth happen!!
AWWE thankies! ur good too!