Jack: Why do i wear a red bandanna? Why can't it be blue? Why do I have a compass that doesnt work?
Liz: Why do i get will? Why do i have long hair when in real life I DONT? Why am i always the damzel in distress?
Will: Why am i a blacksmith? Why do i have a ribbon in my hair? Why do i have to save liz all the time?
Barbossa: why does my name sound like barbie? Why do i have long nails when im a dude? Why is my hat the size of a parachute?
Davy Jones: Why do i have live squid hanging off my chin? How come i dont use the razor and shaving cream my mum gave me for my 100th birthday? Why do i smoke throught a hole in my neck?
not funny - but i thought id share it 😄
Jack: Kentuk-ay Fried-ay Chicken-ay
Liz: Makes me HAPPY
Will: I'm lovin it
Barbossa: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie W-O-R-L-D, it's FANTASTIC!
Davy Jones: SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICESPIALADOCIOUS!
Beckett: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOW I KNOW MY ABC, WON'T YOU COME AND LEARN WITH ME!
Gibbs: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
...randomness, don't ask where all that came from, i don't even know LOL! ENJOY 😱 😄 😛
The continuation of Gov. Swann's evil intentions for his daughter.
(Will is downstairs trying to be nice)
Liz: Will! It's so good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.
Gov. Swann: Hmm, do tell.
Liz: Uh, it was about the day we met. Do you remember?
Will: Yes, Miss Swann.
Gov. Swann: Oh, don't call her that! It's Liz or Lizzie or just "come here, you."
Liz: Father?
Will: Sir?
Gov. Swann: Tell you what, I'll just go to the ceremony myself and you can stay here with this blacksmith and whatever happens just...happens.
Liz: Father, he should just start out calling me Elizabeth.
Will: Not even that.
Gov. Swann: Pish-posh. She may be small up here, Will (taps her boob with his knuckle) but the firm thighs will change your mind. (winks at him and leaves)
Gov. Swann, even after the excitement of Jack's almost hanging, continues to pimp out his daughter.
Jack: You'll remember this day as the day you almost captured Captain Jack....... (falls)
Gillette: Oaf. He has nowhere to go.
(They see the Pearl in the distance)
Swann: So, Elizabeth....
Liz: Father.
Swann: Now that that's all over with, you've dropped Norrington for the blacksmith. Is that right?
Liz: For now.
Swann: I highly recommend you kiss now.
(Will and Liz kiss. Swann watches)
Swann: Yes, that's it. Now rub her back. Good. Start undoing those buttons now.
Will: Governor Swann? You're still here.
Swann: Coaching, my boy. Coaching!
Liz: Father!
Swann: He IS a blacksmith, Elizabeth. He needs to know these things. Now then, extend your hand back and spank her. Like so (spanks Liz)
Liz: OOOOO
Swann: Nothin' like a pert ass, eh, Turner!?
haha you guys are soo funny keep up the good work lmao
PirateDiva I LOVE YOUR SIGGY!!! 😍 😱 😄
Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate
Will: I know I know, you've got chocolate, lollies, jelly, beans and jewels and don't forget ICE CREAM!
Jack: What about liz?
Will: Oh yeah you've got her to, but I'm just saving her for the ice cream i get to have later
Jack:...
That wasnt funny at all, but im eating ice cream so i thought i might talk about it lol...
Jack: This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you caught CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Barbossa: I think i might paint my nails a lovely shade of pink
Davy Jones: I think i might clean my ship up, just because its all slimy and dirty
Liz: I think im in love with gibbs
Gibbs: I hate telling stories
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Jack: Why do i have a green bug painted on my nose? and WHY DID I EAT SOMEONES TOE???
Originally posted by AudioHeart
haha you guys are soo funny keep up the good work lmaoPirateDiva I LOVE YOUR SIGGY!!! 😍 😱 😄
Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate
Will: I know I know, you've got chocolate, lollies, jelly, beans and jewels and don't forget ICE CREAM!
Jack: What about liz?
Will: Oh yeah you've got her to, but I'm just saving her for the ice cream i get to have later
Jack:...
That wasnt funny at all, but im eating ice cream so i thought i might talk about it lol...
Jack: This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you caught CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Barbossa: I think i might paint my nails a lovely shade of pink
Davy Jones: I think i might clean my ship up, just because its all slimy and dirty
Liz: I think im in love with gibbs
Gibbs: I hate telling stories
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Jack: Why do i have a green bug painted on my nose? and WHY DID I EAT SOMEONES TOE???
Awwwww Thanks!!! I'll pass the compliments on to the true artisit.....Ms. MINA!!!!! 😄
And those were Hilarious!!
Originally posted by AudioHeart
Everyone: *start doing the Y - M - C - A*
*gets up and starts doing the YMCA with the cast and KMC girls* lol