Jack: Why the hell do I wear rings?
Liz: ZOMG why am I STILL wearing some poor guys clothes
Will: Why is my hair shorter than when I was doing LOTR?
Barbossa: IM GONNA GO CUT MY NAILS
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Jack: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Liz: OMG I DID I DID
Gore: Keira, you're not supposed to say that!
Will: Yeah Keira, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, HES MINE
*fight*
Liz:I'm sorry
Will: No I'm sorry
Jack: I'm sorry but I'm in love with the monkey
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Pelegotstian dude: Isnt it funny how we just believe anyone who walks on our island is a GOD?
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Jack: It's amazing how The Black Pearl sails even though the sails are all torn apart, GEE WELL THATS COOL
Barbossa: shhhhhhhhh, its called special effects, aye
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Will: I CONFESS, JACKS RIGHT, I AM A EUNICH
Liz: ME TOO!
Everyone: 0_O
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I know, I know, NOT FUNNY, I just remebered that tbp had torn sails LMAO
LOL ROFL ALL!!!
Liz: I can't believe we're finally going to get to see the third part of our movie!
Will: I know! i can't believe it either!
Jack: I thought we started in that movie... aren't you tired of all that?
Liz: but you get to watch what we did! isn't that exciting?!
Will: It is! i get to stare at Jack all throughout the movie without anyone telling me to hold back!
Jack and Liz: ......
not funny.. >.<
It's the POTC Christmas Special! Starring Will Turner! Elizabeth Swann! Mr. Gibbs! The Monkey! And of course, our host, Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, we have a lovely show for you this evening. Young Mr. Turner will be honoring us with his lovely "Little Drummer Boy," later on in the night, but first....the one, the only, Hector Barbossa.
(Barbossa enters, spotlight centers on him. He grabs the microphone)
Barbossa (singing): Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light.
Next year all our troubles will be out of sight...
(later)
Jack: And we're back. I was just admiring the succulent array of sugar cookies provided by Gov. Swann over there. Enjoy this animated segment.
(There is a trippy animated cartoon version of COTBP where Jack the skeleton is actually fighting a gigantic Mickey Mouse. Liz is not exactly drawn to scale, with her enormous boobs and microscopic waist.
Cartoon Liz: Whose side is Jack on?
Cartoon Will (very prominent chin and biceps): At the moment?)
Jack: (sleeping, is nudged by a long poking stick) That was amazing! So colorful and cartoony. Okay, since I am not going to sing, here's Will (drifts back to sleep)
Will (singing): Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum...
Will to Liz: You're the one that I want Oooohh oooh oooohh ooohhh, honey, one that I want...
Liz: Umm...okay
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Jack: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what ye are, way up in th' sky so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what ye are
Liz: Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, down came the rain and washed poor itsy out, then came the sunshine and dried up all the rain, so itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again
Will: I am a teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout, tip me over to pour me out, I'm a little teapot short and stout
Barbossa: I LIKE CHEESE
Davy Jones: I LOVE CATS
Gibbs: I LOVE FRENCH FRIES
Cotton: I LOVE RAINBOWS
Gore: HAKUNA MATATA - WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE, HAKUNA MATATA, AINT NO LAUGHING CRAZE, IT MEANS NO WORRIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ITS A PROBLEM FREE PHILOSOPHY....HAKUNA MATATA