liz: I am not an idiot who can't choose my man because I am loving the attention I am getting.
(well i s'pose she kinda ses it with her eyes lol).
Will: SHUT UP ELIZABETH!!!!!!!!!
(I wish he would I really really wish he would).
Jack to elizabeth: I'm bored of you now!
God there is still hope of that!
Barbossa to elizabeth: you're a really cool person.
any character: Did anyone see family guy last night?
Funn-Ay
Jack: 'ello poppit, where were ye, haven't seen ye in zonks
Liz: Oh i went to Ooooooooompa Loooooooooompa Land
Jack: Oh, how did ye get there?
Liz: On the back of a giant sea monkey anemone thing with yellow horns and marshmellows
Jack: I see, that's the only way you could have gotten back anyway